No other client has ever done that to me?

[devongent]

So how many times has a WG said something along the lines of…?
"OMG! No client has ever made me xxxinsert reaction herexxx like that before"

Could you tell if she honestly meant it, or obviously just a line to make your male ego feel good?

[Jonestown]

You mean, made her come four times, no im sure she was just shooting me a line.

One said, oh no one has ever asked for that before when i requested RO, but she was a lying polish tart.

[nigel4498]

Perhaps you could post a review with a link and tell us all about it.

[django0700]

So how many times has a WG said something along the lines of…?
"OMG! No client has ever made me xxxinsert reaction herexxx like that before"

Could you tell if she honestly meant it, or obviously just a line to make your male ego feel good?

Maybe you could post the review of the WG's who said this and seeded this question is your mind?

[devongent]

Maybe you could post the review of the WG's who said this and seeded this question is your mind?

Yes, I will absolutely post a review in a few days.
Just thought the question might stike a chord with punters…

[Zeusthedoc]

Most of the lines I've heard I think are likely to be embellished to arouse my ego.

Truth be told, it's likely that I've had sessions where the WG has had fun too....hence not being too cynical. Irrespective of the level of honesty, if it sounds sincere enough,it feels good to hear it.

[LLPunting]

One of these is not true:

1)
Fucked a masseuse bent over her table to the point her legs were trembling and she couldn't hold herself up, she almost fell off my dick.  She was dizzy and incoherent for about 10 mins and started singing.  She said she'd never done that before.

2)
An escort bought her hamster one of those exercise balls so he could scamper around the room while we fucked on the floor.  She loved it!  I think the hamster was terrified.

3)
An escort started queefing copiously as I battered her in doggy so I started going harder, longer and deeper.  She then started hiccuping because she hadn't been catching her breath with her face in the sheets.  Kinda broke the moment and we collapsed in fits.

[hendrix]

No, never (30 years and counting!)

I mean, they're professional liars selling a delusion, so do bear that in mind.

[Ali Katt]

One of these is not true:

1)
Fucked a masseuse bent over her table to the point her legs were trembling and she couldn't hold herself up, she almost fell off my dick.  She was dizzy and incoherent for about 10 mins and started singing.  She said she'd never done that before.

2)
An escort bought her hamster one of those exercise balls so he could scamper around the room while we fucked on the floor.  She loved it!  I think the hamster was terrified.

3)
An escort started queefing copiously as I battered her in doggy so I started going harder, longer and deeper.  She then started hiccuping because she hadn't been catching her breath with her face in the sheets.  Kinda broke the moment and we collapsed in fits.

The first one right?

[threechilliman]

No, never (30 years and counting!)

I mean, they're professional liars selling a delusion, so do bear that in mind.

Yeah, I'm wracking my brain but nothing immediately springs to mind.

[devongent]

The first one right?

Definitely the first one… she'd have sang it not said it.

[ipreferbutts]

I do have one, but unfortunately it's a negative one. In my first (and only) escort experience, I politely asked if she could rub my dick a little bit gentler. At which point she got extremely offended, saying "no guy has ever told me that before", calling me "weird" and "strange".

If anyone wants to see the full details of my experience, check my only review on here.

[LLPunting]

Definitely the first one… she'd have sang it not said it.

Alas it was the hamster that missed out.

[Ali Katt]

I do have one, but unfortunately it's a negative one. In my first (and only) escort experience, I politely asked if she could rub my dick a little bit gentler. At which point she got extremely offended, saying "no guy has ever told me that before", calling me "weird" and "strange".

If anyone wants to see the full details of my experience, check my only review on here.

I read it, I also read her feedback on AW. You weren't the guy who wore "religious robes" were you?

[Kinky Foxx]

Alas it was the hamster that missed out.

Damn it, I was gonna say the Hamster too!   

Either way LL,  "You 'D Man"....

[Ali Katt]

Alas it was the hamster that missed out.

I didn't think that was too bizarre. I saw a girl who had a dog in the room.

[ipreferbutts]

I read it, I also read her feedback on AW. You weren't the guy who wore "religious robes" were you?

No that wasn't me. I was just dressed in a normal jeans and shirt.

[Ali Katt]

No that wasn't me. I was just dressed in a normal jeans and shirt.

I saw it on her feedback and it was the only glaring negative she had. You were right to tell her to be more gentle though, I had a girl who was rough with her hands and I had fluid retention in my Hampton for a day afterwards, it was a shock when I went for a piss. I think you need to get another punt in with someone tried and tested, the one you saw has what looks like an amazing arse, but B-cup breats, they're nice on a small girl, but not a BBW.

[Mickys1621]

Every WG I've seen has commented on the size and girth of my cock am I just a bigboy or are they liars just trying to compliment me? Do they say this to every punter? I know off subject but just wondered

[Ali Katt]

Every WG I've seen has commented on the size and girth of my cock am I just a bigboy or are they liars just trying to compliment me? Do they say this to every punter? I know off subject but just wondered

If you need to ask you have a pencil dick.

[ipreferbutts]

Every WG I've seen has commented on the size and girth of my cock am I just a bigboy or are they liars just trying to compliment me? Do they say this to every punter? I know off subject but just wondered

What are your exact length and mid-shaft girth measurements? (and please don't lie or exaggerate like 90% of guys do on the internet)

[Ali Katt]

What are your exact length and mid-shaft girth measurements? (and please don't lie or exaggerate like 90% of guys do on the internet)

That's not at all a gay question.

[ipreferbutts]

That's not at all a gay question.

I'm not looking to have sex with him. I'm just seeing what these escorts are considering as "big".

[Ali Katt]

I'm not looking to have sex with him. I'm just seeing what these escorts are considering as "big".

If you compare yourself to other people you will always be disappointed, it's fruitless. There will always be someone with a bigger dick, better looking, better at sex, better body, more money, better clothes. So What? Just be you and play to your strengths, 5.4" erect is the average size for a European male, with over 6.4" considered to be on the large size according surveys.

[ipreferbutts]

If you compare yourself to other people you will always be disappointed, it's fruitless. There will always be someone with a bigger dick, better looking, better at sex, better body, more money, better clothes. So What? Just be you and play to your strengths, 5.4" erect is the average size for a European male, with over 6.4" considered to be on the large size according surveys.

I'm not looking to compare, I just want to know the size these escorts consider big. So if my dick is that size (or bigger), I can visit these escorts and maybe they can say my dick is big to me as well.

[Ali Katt]

I'm not looking to compare, I just want to know the size these escorts consider big. So if my dick is that size (or bigger), I can visit these escorts and maybe they can say my dick is big to me as well.

Why is that important to you? Why do you feel you need their validation? How would you feel if said "meh it's average"?

[Mickys1621]

I'm 8 inches in length and about 6 girth. They comment more on my girth than length. Pencil dick then Ali Katt?

[Mickys1621]

I'm 8 inches in length and I think over 6 in girth. They comment more on my girth than length. Pencil dick Ali Katt?

[ipreferbutts]

Why is that important to you? Why do you feel you need their validation? How would you feel if said "meh it's average"?

I would move on and not see these escorts.

Judging by the guy's size (which he stated above, hopefully he's not lying), I am 2 inches shorter in length and 0.5 inches thinner in girth. So sadly I don't have a big enough dick for this.

I'm 8 inches in length and about 6 girth. They comment more on my girth than length. Pencil dick then Ali Katt?

Are you genuinely those measurements?

I really don't want you to be lying, like most guys seem to do over the internet. Average length on the internet is easily 6.5 inches, when studies conclude that average is more around the 5.5 inch range.

[Mickys1621]

I'm about 8 inches in length and over 6 in girth. They comment more about my girth than length

[Mickys1621]

I'm not lying if I was it would be only to myself. Just wondering if other guys had their cocks commented on by WGs

[Ali Katt]

I would move on and not see these escorts.

Judging by the guy's size (which he stated above, hopefully he's not lying), I am 2 inches shorter in length and 0.5 inches thinner in girth. So sadly I don't have a big enough dick for this.
Are you genuinely those measurements?

I really don't want you to be lying, like most guys seem to do over the internet. Average length on the internet is easily 6.5 inches, when studies conclude that average is more around the 5.5 inch range.

6.5" is considered big by most surveys. Who cares on the size of your dick or someone else's as long as it isn't microscopic. Why not just see an escort you find attractive and has say five positive reviews on here and no negative ones easy? You will have a much better time if you relax, work on your chat and just got lost in the moment. I would say finding someone who is really talkative will probably be better than someone who is going to give you compliments you don't believe yourself.

[RogerBoner]

I'm 8 inches in length and I think over 6 in girth. They comment more on my girth than length. Pencil dick Ali Katt?

Post it twice makes it definitely a large cock.
UKP "members"  aren't really interested in your giant, enormous, penis.
Post it thrice then your boasts will shrivel along with that excuse for a cock. 

[Ali Katt]

Post it twice makes it definitely a large cock.
UKP "members"  aren't really interested in your giant, enormous, penis.
Post it thrice then your boasts will shrivel along with that excuse for a cock. 

Roger you would make a good dom.

[blackburnian]

Post it twice makes it definitely a large cock.
UKP "members"  aren't really interested in your giant, enormous, penis.
Post it thrice then your boasts will shrivel along with that excuse for a cock. 

I'm about 8 inches in length and over 6 in girth. They comment more about my girth than length

Careful Boner - he's a big lad from what he says & he'll be offering you outside soon if he develops problems   

Mickeys1621 - you're coming across not as having a big knob - just being one   

Bb

[Malvolio]

Oh dear - we've found another bloke who constantly posts about the size of his cock.  This never ends well...

[Ali Katt]

Careful Boner - he's a big lad from what he says & he'll be offering you outside soon if he develops problems   

Mickeys1621 - you're coming across not as having a big knob - just being one   

Bb

Bb you could end up becoming known as a "Mickey taker".

[RogerBoner]

So how many times has a WG said something along the lines of…?
"OMG! No client has ever made me xxxinsert reaction herexxx like that before"

One retired from FS to just offering massage with a Happy Ending (well I think so). I had only seen her once in five years and she said no sex so I left in a friendly way. She reminded me of our sessions and reminisced about RO. Two years after she decided that she wanted sex and came 7 times including the only multiple orgasm that I have witnessed during a punt. I haven't been back though.

[blackburnian]

Bb you could end up becoming known as a "Mickey taker".

I'll take the risk !! Better that than a keyboard warrior or a leeching twat 

Bb

[sandy2000]

Slight change of subject.

If anyone wants me to start a new thread I will but loads of WG's have told me i cum loads.

Is this a standard phrase they use to impress us blokes ?

No, I'm not getting the shrynge out to suck it up and measure how much 

[Ali Katt]

Slight change of subject.

If anyone wants me to start a new thread I will but loads of WG's have told me i cum loads.

Is this a standard phrase they use to impress us blokes ?

No, I'm not getting the shrynge out to suck it up and measure how much 

Nope. I've had this a few times, only a few, that said I don't masturbate any more which has really helped, but I've always been a thick, but not necessarily heavy cummer.

[ipreferbutts]

Slight change of subject.

If anyone wants me to start a new thread I will but loads of WG's have told me i cum loads.

Is this a standard phrase they use to impress us blokes ?

No, I'm not getting the shrynge out to suck it up and measure how much 

A few questions:

1. What is your diet like?

2. Do you exercise and if so, what type of exercise and how much per week?

3. How much stress do you have in your life in general?


I also know that guys who take steroids cum loads too. (not saying you take them)

[Ali Katt]

I'm 8 inches in length and I think over 6 in girth. They comment more on my girth than length. Pencil dick Ali Katt?

Thanks for your polite PM Mickey. Obviously you have a few insecurity issues, come back to me when you are honest with yourself. Had you been a bit nicer I and others would have answered your question. And the words arsehole not asshole, unless your a septic.

[stampjones]

I'm not looking to compare, I just want to know the size these escorts consider big. So if my dick is that size (or bigger), I can visit these escorts and maybe they can say my dick is big to me as well.

Im sure if you pay enough there’s not many prossies wont tell you that you have a big dick!

[LLPunting]

Im sure if you pay enough there’s not many prossies wont tell you that you have a big dick!

Does it count if they call you a "Total Dick"?
i thought she was being quite fond as I heard this echo down the street after me.

[ipreferbutts]

Im sure if you pay enough there’s not many prossies wont tell you that you have a big dick!

I don't want to pay them to say it, because they would obviously be lying. I want it to be genuine.

[Jay-Jay]

FFS, this was an interesting and amusing topic until it became a dick size superiority contest. Stay on feckin topic for Keerist sake!

Jay

[LLPunting]

I don't want to pay them to say it, because they would obviously be lying. I want it to be genuine.

And that is why you fail...

[Ali Katt]

I don't want to pay them to say it, because they would obviously be lying. I want it to be genuine.

IPB if you want we can go on a punt together and I will show you how to fuck a girl. But you still won't get it.

[LLPunting]

IPB if you want we can go on a punt together and I will show you how to fuck a girl. But you still won't get it.

Take him to a Party.