OK knew my dick would end up choosing a shit punt out of boredom
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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Main road running through Netherton
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Pics - Accurate apart from the smile
Price £60 for 30 mins
Thought i would try an unknown and at least have a more interesting Sunday.
Called- no answer but got text saying text only and got sent postcode.
Number given when in rough area (the road is might long for this post code).
Ok should have walked as although it was the girl in the pic she looked miserable as fuck.
Made a rookie mistake and didn't confirm services required. i won't make this mistake again.
Cash given and stripped while she stashed, told to get on the bed.
Gives me a tug to stiffen me up and on with the mac, i went under the presumption on no kissing or OWO from the offset.
Off with her knickers and the top stayed on, she told me to move over on the bed??
She says get on top and fuck me, i asked where bj is and she said "i'm too tired". It's mid afternoon ffs.
So asked her to get on top and the cheeky cunt said " it's you who wants to fuck me"

I replied "i'm paying you to fuck me" she shrugged her shoulders. This is a 50/50 point of view that i can see lol
I started to fuck her and got her tits out and they were the best i've seen so far in punting, her body is great as well.
She straight away said u cum now,i reminded her i got 30 minutes again she wanted me to cum
Face like a wet lettuce and i'm limper than said lettuce now.
So dismounted to her shock.

She asked why i gone soft and i said your face has done it cus your miserable and you're too lazy to fuck. She couldn't even be arsed to smile, miserable cunt.
Asked if i would come back i said no and i would advise all i knew that you're a hooker who can't be bothered to fuck and suck. That did seem to deal her a blow.
Tried to talk me into finishing by hand but said no and got dressed.
I said i should get my money back as your service is shit but she started mumbling crap.
15 mins in and out, off i went £60 lighter but a little more wiser.
Its a shame as she has the best body i've come across (or not in this case)- far better than her pics, tits are out of this world D cup and perfect shape.
Will i return - not a chance in hell
Would i recommend - only if you can fuck a sack of potatoes for a service without going limp.
I kept smiling as long as possible and polite but jeez she was testing.
Unsure if this should be a TOFTT or just down to me being a thick cunt for not avoiding.

2 neutrals (both suited what i wanted at the time) and 1 neg this week.
Next time Plan A cancels i'll have a wank instead.