The Lady Victoria AKA The Posh Milf Colchester

[Suffolkman69]

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I saw The Posh Milf a month or so ago, and how I wished I'd checked here first,. I was due to be in the area and so thought I'd try and arrange a visit.

Communication.  These were fine, compared to normal SP standards. Not prompt, but acceptable. A time & place (incall) agreed and postcode given.

Location. A victorian house (clearly the family home) on a busy road. Parking on the road or nearby side roads, but entrance quite overlooked. Although arrived on time, left standing on the door step quite some time as slow in answering. Had to ring 2 or 3 times, not good when waiting on the doorstep on a busy road.

Appearance. This is when it rapidly started to go down hill. Profile says aged 40 and a size 10-12. This may have been true in 2014 when she joined AW and I guess when the photos were taken but the last 4 years do not appear to have been kind, probably too much heavy smoking and drinking. Add at least 5 years to the age and she's now at least a size 14 if not more. The increase in size has helped the tits and fine if you like large mumsie boobs and very suckage and responsive nipples but when the gut is greater than the chest not so appealing. Summary larger, fatter & older than she claims

Personality. This is a strange one, yes Posh can certainly hold a decent conversation, but my idea of a 2 hour meet is not to spend the first hour standing in the kitchen, being molested by two badly behaved young puppies, watching her drink & smoke, and listening her go on about various family & other issues. Just a delaying tactic to get to what I had gone for. Appears to have perfected the delaying tactic to a fine art.

Meeting. Now into the second hour of a 2 hour meet. Allowed a shower, bathroom clean, but clearly a mother & daughter live here. Small & somewhat grubby shower, but water hot.
Bedroom, large but somewhat tatty,broken furniture, dirty carpet, but large clean & comfortable bed. Had time to inspect the room while Posh disappeared to the bathroom to try & take the taste & smell away from her heavy smoking & drinking in the kitchen. Finally 75 minutes into a 2 hour meeting we have some light FK and start to undress. The full extent of her voluptuousness revealed, oral both ways (light by her), large labia & with a sizable hard clit but  rather overgrown "Brazilian", However Posh clearly wanted to get "it" over a soon as possible, as no sooner had she administered some light oral to make sure I was hard, she was about to climb on bareback. Managed to stop her just in time, and insisted on covering up, but by the time a condom was found I'd rather lost interest, iby then I .just wanted to be sucked off,  and I came in her mouth and my load was swallowed, but clearly bareback is the norm.  Although over 15 minutes left, fun time was clearly over, and to be quite frank I was keen to leave.

Conclusion. Clearly a closet barebacker, who appears from the original photos, has let herself go over the last 4 years, and is in it purely for the money. Note to me check on UKP and not rely AW feedback

[RumptyBoy]

Sad to read but can recognise this as similar to my experience, when I saw her a couple of times in 2017.
Same modus  operandi,  lots of chat in the kitchen, white wine and fags.  Was still a sexy, attractive woman but the weight was creeping up.

[Foxtail17]

I guess I dodged a bullet when she got the days mixed up when I booked her!!

[cheek]

Seems like she's got worse and worse - I'm glad when I saw her she didn't try the BB thing.

 

[Suffolkman69]

RP, she's moved onto the red wine now,although I get the impression any colour will do!

[fatboy]

She was one of my first, over three years ago before I discovered UKP.
She smoked and drank then but was a very trim Milf.
I remember her in a basque with her full breasts just tumbling out
and then she got on top......
Despite the drink I found her a very pleasant person to talk to.
Watch out though, she has been on UKP before berating posters.....
Cheers, FB.

[Hackneylad1]

Yes she did come on here and was quickly banned.

[Students Notebook]

I guess I dodged a bullet when she got the days mixed up when I booked her!!

Another bullet dodged here too. She bid on one of my RB's and I accepted only to have her cancel because she wanted to be with her partner because he was going away.
Ohhh well. Her loss  She'll never know what she missed. 
Too late now, it's no use her begging. I'm not changing my mind.
S.N.

[Foxtail17]

Yes she did come on here and was quickly banned.

Six months or more after the pissed me about she came on here, tried a poor apology, then ripped into UKP members. She even sent me a text slagging me off after I put a ‘review’ of her stupidity on here.

[Young_biker]

Dodged a bullet by the looks of things responded to my RB on Aw. Sounded and looked great. Reality looks like a completely different thing, shame.

[django0700]

Thanks for warning fellow UKP'ers.
Its best to walk away when they start their delaying shit if you handed over the paper.

Out of curiosity OP when did you hand over the paper?

[Suffolkman69]

At the start of the meeting, as I normally do, unless we both know each other. AW feedback showed she was good & reliable. Lesson learnt.

[Suffolkman69]

See she's changed her name twice in the last couple of weeks and now she's The Lady Victoria, that's at least 7 different names in the last 4 years! Note she's no longer Posh, but shame she doesn't update her profile as a long time since she was a size 10-12 more like at least 14-16 and a long time since "The Lady" has been anywhere near a personal trainer. The grog & weed yes, a trainer no! Another warning!
Always good to log the profile number rather than just the name

[winkywanky]

Apparently she enjoys 'the finer things in life', like reluctantly shagging blokes for money 

[Roverboy]

Been close to booking her over the last couple of months, think I dodged a bullet

[Cheekmonkey]

Yep same here, dropped an email through not so long ago just for availability and as I didn't answer her reply within a second started to become very demanding and bordering on abusive, saying was wasting her time.  Soon as read that it was instant delete of HL.

[Condominium]

Well I visited 'The Lady' this week without prior knowledge of all the history (and much misogyny) reported on here...

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Yes, the puppies are still lively and yes, she carries some excess tummy weight, but my experience was excellent. The chat over a glass and cigarette actually worked well, not as a delaying tactic (2 hour booking) but as 'foreplay', breaking the ice and creating a connection with someone I was about to share intimacy with (I also like 'stranger sex' where no words are spoken before the act, but that's for another  review..)

She was very passionate in a real, turned on way ( the finger doesn't lie!) and the sex - a combo of cowgirl and doggie, after lots of oral both ways - was as good as it gets.

This lady has had a pretty tough life and I'm sure is as imperfect as the rest of us. I'm just grateful for the generosity she showed me and the GFE I really needed and got.

[Foxtail17]

Well I visited 'The Lady' this week without prior knowledge of all the history (and much misogyny) reported on here...

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Yes, the puppies are still lively and yes, she carries some excess tummy weight, but my experience was excellent. The chat over a glass and cigarette actually worked well, not as a delaying tactic (2 hour booking) but as 'foreplay', breaking the ice and creating a connection with someone I was about to share intimacy with (I also like 'stranger sex' where no words are spoken before the act, but that's for another  review..)

She was very passionate in a real, turned on way ( the finger doesn't lie!) and the sex - a combo of cowgirl and doggie, after lots of oral both ways - was as good as it gets.

This lady has had a pretty tough life and I'm sure is as imperfect as the rest of us. I'm just grateful for the generosity she showed me and the GFE I really needed and got.

I am glad you had a good time, but do you ‘know’ she has had a tough life or did she ‘tell’ you she’d had a tough life?

Don’t be fooled by what she tells you.

[Condominium]

I didn't get a written confession or use a lie detector, but I've no reason to doubt her word. Actions speak loudest, and apart from the great sex, she offered to meet me half way (an hour trip) and pay half the hotel bill.

It doesn't hurt to trust, particularly when the other party delivers everything one's looking for.

[Foxtail17]

I didn't get a written confession or use a lie detector, but I've no reason to doubt her word. Actions speak loudest, and apart from the great sex, she offered to meet me half way (an hour trip) and pay half the hotel bill.

It doesn't hurt to trust, particularly when the other party delivers everything one's looking for.

As I said , great it worked for you but in my dealing with her I found her to be unreliable and contradicted herself several times in emails. She told me she had a son, then it was a daughter, divorced, then it was he had died, that she was a succesful business lady in London with her own company(no she wasn’t), then she was a full time escort.
When I booked her she sent me her paypal details expecting me to pay a deposit( I told her no and she backed down) but used her real name. After she let me down I did a bit of brief research and she has had at least 4 companies that have gone bankrupt.

If she delivers what you want, fantastic, more power to your elbow, but for me she is a 100% liar and unreliable and not worthy of being trusted.

[Big Bad R]

As I said , great it worked for you but in my dealing with her I found her to be unreliable and contradicted herself several times in emails. She told me she had a son, then it was a daughter, divorced, then it was he had died, that she was a succesful business lady in London with her own company(no she wasn’t), then she was a full time escort.
When I booked her she sent me her paypal details expecting me to pay a deposit( I told her no and she backed down) but used her real name. After she let me down I did a bit of brief research and she has had at least 4 companies that have gone bankrupt.

If she delivers what you want, fantastic, more power to your elbow, but for me she is a 100% liar and unreliable and not worthy of being trusted.

A bit like most of us on here with our own alter ego 

[RumptyBoy]

This is a curious thread. As mentioned above I saw Posh a couple of times last year. She shared various details of her personal life, which weren't quite as reported here. I'm not surprised if the ladies tell lies about their personal lives, why would they tell us the truth?
The other interesting detail is Condominium saying she offered to meet halfway and pay half the bill. Now I've never had that. He must be a favourite.
Not sure if people on here need to be told she's a bankrupt.
I'm beginning to feel sorry for her😱

[RumptyBoy]

Sorry, not her but the businesses, although the businesses don't go bankrupt, they fail. Individual people 'go bankrupt'.

[Foxtail17]

Sorry, not her but the businesses, although the businesses don't go bankrupt, they fail. Individual people 'go bankrupt'.

Thanks for the clarification, not up on the minutae of financial services. 

[RumptyBoy]

No worries FT, thanks for sharing your view on Posh, she clearly had a few 'issues'.

[Suffolkman69]

Well I visited 'The Lady' this week without prior knowledge of all the history (and much misogyny) reported on here...

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Yes, the puppies are still lively and yes, she carries some excess tummy weight, but my experience was excellent. The chat over a glass and cigarette actually worked well, not as a delaying tactic (2 hour booking) but as 'foreplay', breaking the ice and creating a connection with someone I was about to share intimacy with (I also like 'stranger sex' where no words are spoken before the act, but that's for another  review..)

She was very passionate in a real, turned on way ( the finger doesn't lie!) and the sex - a combo of cowgirl and doggie, after lots of oral both ways - was as good as it gets.

This lady has had a pretty tough life and I'm sure is as imperfect as the rest of us. I'm just grateful for the generosity she showed me and the GFE I really needed and got.

[Suffolkman69]

Condominium , in your first post you say you met her puppies (dogs) and then in your subsequent post you say "Posh" offered to pay half the cost of the hotel! Did you meet at her home or at a hotel. Either you're a "white knight" or perhaps just connected.
The story I was told in the long chat, was she had wealthy parents and a private education and "daddie" now paid for her daughter to attend a boarding school. Hardly a tough upbringing.
It would appear she changes her story for the benefit of different clients. I have no reason to disbelieve what she told me and perhaps the wine encouraged her to talk.
One to avoid unless you prefer to chat rather than enjoy some sex.

[Condominium]

Just to clarify, I declined the 50/50 offer as I don't like using hotels and the goodwill her gesture generated outweighed any financial considerations.

So yes, dogs were present and lively, but she put them in an adjoining room. And I'm no 'white knight' or connected person, I just felt this thread was getting a bit one sided, especially when you read other recent AW reviews which paint a more balanced picture.

None of us probably will ever know her true circumstances, but living in the increasingly cynical world we do, I was and remain grateful for a fulfilling connection with another human being. I really admire all WGs (except scammers) who will each have their own reasons for offering intimacy to all types of men, many of whom could show just a bit more empathy.

[rockgod21]

Well I visited 'The Lady' this week without prior knowledge of all the history (and much misogyny) reported on here...

External Link/Members Only

Yes, the puppies are still lively and yes, she carries some excess tummy weight, but my experience was excellent. The chat over a glass and cigarette actually worked well, not as a delaying tactic (2 hour booking) but as 'foreplay', breaking the ice and creating a connection with someone I was about to share intimacy with (I also like 'stranger sex' where no words are spoken before the act, but that's for another  review..)

She was very passionate in a real, turned on way ( the finger doesn't lie!) and the sex - a combo of cowgirl and doggie, after lots of oral both ways - was as good as it gets.

This lady has had a pretty tough life and I'm sure is as imperfect as the rest of us. I'm just grateful for the generosity she showed me and the GFE I really needed and got.

I would concur with you Condominium. I have seen The Posh Milf about 3 times over the last 2 years. I expect her to mess me about a bit with regards to starting time (i.e. delaying the start time by a few minutes etc). I would also expect the fag and wine chat at the start. Once in the bedroom however she is a willing partner allowing me to blindfold her, give her a good spank and slap, use a collar and lead on her, various toys and nipple clamps. In fact just about everything I could want.
Looking at her you can see that at one time she would have been a bit of a stunner but still good for her age, could do with losing a few pounds (as could I tbh).

I've had far worse and paid far more. Just don't expect a quick fuck and go service but allow yourself time for the meeting to go over time and try to enjoy her company. Even if some of her stories might not be quite true.

[Hackneylad1]

I would concur with you Condominium. I have seen The Posh Milf about 3 times over the last 2 years. I expect her to mess me about a bit with regards to starting time (i.e. delaying the start time by a few minutes etc). I would also expect the fag and wine chat at the start. Once in the bedroom however she is a willing partner allowing me to blindfold her, give her a good spank and slap, use a collar and lead on her, various toys and nipple clamps. In fact just about everything I could want.
Looking at her you can see that at one time she would have been a bit of a stunner but still good for her age, could do with losing a few pounds (as could I tbh).

I've had far worse and paid far more. Just don't expect a quick fuck and go service but allow yourself time for the meeting to go over time and try to enjoy her company. Even if some of her stories might not be quite true.

You have been on this site for 3 years and have seen her 3 times in the past 2 years yet no review. Were you hoping to keep her for yourself . Not that I am interested particularly with a wine n fag start. Also you state you have seen far worse and paid far more. Thanks for not sharing.

[Puntingqueen]

In answer to ‘foxtail’ my daughter Amelia died 18 years ago on the 4th November just gone. Amelia was a girl and not a son. I’ve met over 400 gents and only a fraction know of her existence, so if she was mentioned it was due to a conversation topic and especially me being uplifting about someone else’s woeful tale. Simply because I see Amelia as a blessing and not a curse. But, damn anyone for standing 2 feet away from me, hearing a life was lost and not even having the decency to remember if the child was a boy or a girl. Shame on you.

I’ve always been employed too, so I’m very confused as to the failure of all those businesses.

You won’t be the first to have a bad experience nor the last, but, I do know one thing, and that is if you don’t listen, you don’t respect, you don’t give then that means you don’t receive anything but the same.

Foxtail.. you’ve been following my reviews for far too long now, whilst instantly damning me, and that says a lot more about you than it does me.

[Foxtail17]

In answer to ‘foxtail’ my daughter Amelia died 18 years ago on the 4th November just gone. Amelia was a girl and not a son. I’ve met over 400 gents and only a fraction know of her existence, so if she was mentioned it was due to a conversation topic and especially me being uplifting about someone else’s woeful tale. Simply because I see Amelia as a blessing and not a curse. But, damn anyone for standing 2 feet away from me, hearing a life was lost and not even having the decency to remember if the child was a boy or a girl. Shame on you.

I’ve always been employed too, so I’m very confused as to the failure of all those businesses.

You won’t be the first to have a bad experience nor the last, but, I do know one thing, and that is if you don’t listen, you don’t respect, you don’t give then that means you don’t receive anything but the same.

Foxtail.. you’ve been following my reviews for far too long now, whilst instantly damning me, and that says a lot more about you than it does me.

So, you were banned on here and you create another account to troll us again.
If you were sober enough to actually read what I had written you would have observed I had never actually met you, thank goodness, so how could I have been 2 feet away from you? I stand by my comments that your mails were full of contradictions. Obviously you are so wrapped up in your lies, or the bottle, that you just cannot recall what you say to people.

You are just a winging prossie who obviously has a bucket load of excuses to try and deflect from your poor services.
As for following reviews, yours or any other escorts, that is what this site is for and being trolled by a lying, whining whore isn’t going to stop me or any other punter from using this site.

[NigelF]

Well I visited 'The Lady' this week without prior knowledge of all the history (and much misogyny) reported on here...

There's "much misogyny" on here is there, where?

In answer to ‘foxtail’ my daughter Amelia died 18 years ago on the 4th November just gone. Amelia was a girl and not a son. I’ve met over 400 gents and only a fraction know of her existence, so if she was mentioned it was due to a conversation topic and especially me being uplifting about someone else’s woeful tale. Simply because I see Amelia as a blessing and not a curse. But, damn anyone for standing 2 feet away from me, hearing a life was lost and not even having the decency to remember if the child was a boy or a girl. Shame on you.

No, he said you kept changing the story about having a son or daughter (amongst other things).

You won’t be the first to have a bad experience nor the last, but, I do know one thing, and that is if you don’t listen, you don’t respect, you don’t give then that means you don’t receive anything but the same.

Foxtail.. you’ve been following my reviews for far too long now, whilst instantly damning me, and that says a lot more about you than it does me.

If he's those things then why has he had so many good punts and written so many positive reviews for other escorts? And why do you have so many poor reviews? The answer is obviously because you're crap.

[James999]

So she's a lot older than her profile, uses old pictures and is a heavy drinker and heavy smoker, add this to working from a dirty shithole with broken furniture and the reality is far from the image her profile talks about, sounds about time she retired 

[Firey redhead]

Gents,
Could anyone confirm that this is Posh but with a new name?! I’m sure I recognise the tattoo and the profile feels like it is her! Clearly not working from home anymore!

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[Suffolkman69]

No I don't believe it is, The Lady Victoria/Posh Milf etc. did not have a large tattoo on her thigh, only one small discrete one & no piercings. She also did not have enhanced boobs, as did not need them! So hence why I don't believe it is and that she has retired and moved out of the district.

[Firey redhead]

Ok-I just feel I had seen that tattoo as this ones puts me off like hers did!
Maybe I will give this new provider the benefit of the doubt!

[Firey redhead]

It was the tattoo on the belly button I was referring to.

[Foxtail17]

No I don't believe it is, The Lady Victoria/Posh Milf etc. did not have a large tattoo on her thigh, only one small discrete one & no piercings. She also did not have enhanced boobs, as did not need them! So hence why I don't believe it is and that she has retired and moved out of the district.

I saw a lady recently who mentioned her during a brief chat, she thinks she has stopped escorting as a friend of hers used to duo with her and hasn’t seen her since before the first lockdown

[disinterested]

posh did once appear on local news berating
the school bus service or some such …
which i thought was rather brave of her . That was at least 4 years ago

This new woman isn’t her