After my recent medical problems, I decided it was time I had a punt.
Saw ad. on website for £20 half hour massage. Called in. told it was an old advert but would do me for £25
as I am over 60. Agreed with that, payed up and was shown to a room only separated from the rest of the building
by a curtain. ( Bear in mind this place is at the top floor of the Antique Centre, and has no door from there! ).
Did NOT feel TOO discrete!
Massage, to be fair, was good, but not sensual at all. No CC swipes, kept well away from the little fella
Even on turnover, still nothing
Despite all my efforts ,thinking dirty thoughts the little man would NOT rise
to the occasion. Whether it was partly due to the indiscretion of the location I don't know, but if anything mini me
got even smaller...….if that's possible.
May be because I did not have a boner, I was not asked if I wanted extras. I did not ask either.
Anyway to conclude, visit a failure, which, in all honesty, I suspected it might be.
An appointment made with Susan of Henley In Arden later that week. There a completely different outcome,
or is that outcum? !
Report to follow.
Cheers guys, good punting.
WTD.
