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Stevenfun

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This will be my first review so I hope you gents find it useful.

Location - lotus spa Newbury

So I had a sore shoulder all night when in my hotel in Newbury.
Resolved to get a massage the next day.
Whilst dithering over the possible opportunities to resolve my pain. I ended up in lotus spa at this juncture I had no idea it was a rub and tug establishment.
At that visit the lady was most insistent I take a happy ending but I refused as I need a bit of time to work myself up the courage to get on my A game. The massage was excellent quality however.

However with that knowledge in hand I absolutely decided to return for a happy ending next time I was about in the area.

A week later I was back in Newbury and in the right mood to experience the lotus spa in its full glory, so I popped in and a helpful Chinese lady named Christine escorted me upstairs and this time I plumped for an hour's massage at forty squid and a happy ending for another twenty five.

The lady was mid thirties to early forties, in all honesty I've been told Asian ladies age finer than Caucasians so she could have been older but looked fine enough to this old boy.

Her massage was excellent, but when she asked me to turn over for happy ending, she was upselling me the b2b.
I refused as I already decided what I wanted.
Her handjob was perfunctory at best, she looked away and went at it with plenty of baby oil whilst telling me I was to come fast.
Her lack of interest and lack of skill didn't do anything for me, in addition to her demanding that I come fast...
After a sufficiently long time I hadn't come to she asked me to finish myself off.
She held a tissue between myself and herself in case of any splash damage.  (Didn't take long as I was close)

Once I'd finished she helped me clean up with some wetwipes and I was off and on my way with mixed feelings.
I'd rate this a neutral experience, great cheap massage spoiled at the end by a lack of interest and skill plus having to finish myself off.

However.

I went back another week later and I saw a seperate girl called Sandy.
Agreed 1 hour massage for 40 squid and b2b for a further 40 squid.

The girl was presentable, early forties, stick thin (nipples like JCB starter buttons) with a reasonably pretty face. Her massage was not as good as the other two girls, she used lots of fingers and thumbs and the palm of her hands in ways I'm not familiar with.


However, once we moved off to the body to body experience things improved dramatically.
She shimmied out of her robe and got on top of me, running a long thin pointed tongue up and down my chest, around the inside of my legs and briefly over my balls.

She turned around and stood between my arms, and squatted over my face. It took me a second to realise she wanted me to lick her as she wrapped her hands over my shaft and stoked me to oily heaven.
She had a tight lil' gooch and I licked her clit and got my tongue inside her.
To be honest gents I'd been horny all day since scanning AW the night before and all morning. Plan A fell through so I went to lotus spa as a cheap thrill based on the previous experience.
This was exactly what I was looking for so I didn't last long,

Sandy wiped me up, gave me mouthwash and hand gel, assuring me of her personal cleanliness at the same time.

She sent me on my way a happy man, with a kiss and a hug saying she's here for the next week only if I fancy a revisit.

I understand in this sort of establishment the girls are moved on a regular basis so the chance of meeting the same one are limited.

I may well take her up on the offer as I'd count this visit as an positive.


I've just realised I've broken the rules here possibly,
2 reviews of different sp at the same location.
So if a mod needs to delete whatever section to make the review appropriate that's fine.


Offline Avg_Joe

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Thanks for the review.
I'm not sure 100% on the rules regarding multiple reviews when it involves different girls, i think your ok.... i seem to remember reviewing 2 as well.

It does appear that the quality is varying wildly lately at Lotus Spa, i still think the best massage i got was my first visit, and i still remember her body 2 body when she reached under with both hands  :wacko:
My last visit the massage was meh, but the extras good, however the age of the girls has been increasing lately, or perhaps i'm paying more attention, and some are not so pretty
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Offline Whatalotaa

Went there once.
I asked to use the toilet.
No toilet available so I was shown to a shower.
The shower was part of the girls room, where they lived, ate / cooked and washed their clothes (still hanging in the the shower).
Let's just say it was a good job I didn't need a 'number '2!!
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that is a bit of a problem there, the upstairs top floor room is next to the kitchen area as you say, and the shower is off there, the only toilet is an en-suite in the downstairs massage room
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Stevenfun

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I went back yesterday to see sandy again.
No review as I reviewed her last week.
I used the first massage room upstairs on the right and was allowed to use the tiny ensuite bathroom during the session.

My session was delayed so I made the mistake of having a couple of beers prior.

Offline PaulPunts

Isn't £80 extremely expensive for a massage and hand relief??

Offline Gustav Klimt

Isn't £80 extremely expensive for a massage and hand relief??
No, most parlours charge between £40 & £45 for 1 hour then the girls usually want £40 for B2B & HR. If you had read other rub & tug reviews you would know this.