Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £70 for 30 mins (including mostly light kissing, a bit of OWO but mostly OW and sex).
Comms: TLDR; Pretty poor comms and then with only an hour to go pushed the meeting back by 30 mins and then with only 20 minutes to the rescheduled time, she pushed it back by another 30 mins. When I arrive (now an hour after the original start time), I end up waiting another 45 mins before I see her! Feel free to now skip to the “Location” section unless you want the details regarding comms (I intend to make it as boring/annoying for you as it was for me).
Details: On the phone she sounded decent (not great but certainly not bad) and was definitely English. We arranged to meet and she also confirmed that she’d do DFK and OWO (which I also asked via text) however she also said “wasn’t doing anal today” but at least she was up front about it and it does say “at discretion” on her profile. However, it transpired that she wasn’t where her profile suggested she’d be so I had to cancel but we arranged a meet for the next day at 2pm and I said I’d text her in the morning.
I texted her in the morning and again at 11:30, I also called her a couple of times around midday but she didn’t pick up. Eventually, at 12:56 she replies to my texts and asks to push it back it to 14:30, to which I agree. I text her at 14:10 to confirm I’ve set off and that I’ll see her in 20 mins. A few mins later she replies asking me to wait until 3pm. This was obviously ridiculously and she should’ve warned me a lot sooner. I begrudgingly agree on the condition that it’s “absolutely no later” and I explicitly ask her if she’ll definitely be ready at 3 - to which she replies affirmatively. I arrive a few mins early and text her to let her know. She asks me to give her 5-7 mins as she’d just arrived. This was actually true because I saw her arrive and since she was easily recognisable (looking fit) I was happy to wait a little. She ran into genuine difficulty with the reception who were clearly very unhelpful (although she has to take plenty of blame for not initially having enough money).
At a later point, I go outside for some fresh air and I catch a glimpse of her (technically just the tip of her hair done up in a bun) running about. She later texts me to explain and apologises. Given that she did actually arrive a couple of mins before 3, she had issues with reception and she was clearly rushing in order to see me in a prompt manner, I was just about OK with hanging around (obviously it also helped massively that I didn’t have anything important to do afterwards although I did have to delay my social plans). It’s not clear to me when she actually got to her room but there’s no doubt she took very long time to get ready. At 15:33 she asked me to give her exactly “5 mins from now”, I agree, however it was 10 minutes later when she actually sent me her room number. I get to her room and knock a couple times and get no reply (I also can’t hear anything). I text her saying I’m outside her room (I state the room number) and I knock some more. Over a minute later (in total I’m outside her door for about 3 mins) and since she didn’t reply, I call her and she says she’s in a completely different room! The number was so different, I find it difficult to believe it was just a typo. I eventually get there, nearly 50 minutes after the start time (which itself was an hour after we’d originally agreed).
Location: Cheap, basic hotel commonly used by escorts (near Piccadilly Gardens and Cosmopolitan). For some reason the bed seemed to be smaller than a normal double, which was a bit annoying at one point during sex.
Looks: She wasn’t dressed in anything but a towel but she soon dropped that. She also had wet hair (so it was a bit stringy/clumped together) but I didn’t mind. Her hair also seemed a little shorter than it appears in many of her photos. She clearly had no or at least very little make up on. This means her filtered photos weren’t totally accurate and while they do slightly flatter her, they are still her (even though they all seem to look quite different). In just the past couple of days she’s kept changing the pictures on her main page. Even looking at her public gallery, it’s hard to pick which is the most representative/closest so I’ll refrain from posting.
She has a naturally very pretty face (IMO), so the lack of make up wasn’t an issue for me. Indeed, in some ways, she was better looking than many of her pics but in some ways a little worse – I’d say they are representative but they don’t tell the whole story. Nonetheless, I definitely wasn’t disappointed. She claims to be size 8 and that seems about right, she definitely had a good body. She has very small tits, probably around A cups. They’re both small and not particularly aesthetic (IMO) although her nipples are nice, nonetheless I wasn’t particularly fussed and I like variety. Her arse was definitely a lot better, it had a good round shape and some proper substance to it. She claims to be 21 and that seems about right, I'd say early 20s. Overall, I was certainly pleased with her appearance.
Service: She lets me in and she expresses surprise that she texted me the wrong room but she soon sees that she did (on both our phones). She was very apologetic for that and for making me wait so long. You’ve got to laugh about these things and so we did.
I found her to be warm and friendly so I was looking forward to a good punt. While I definitely found her to be pleasant, throughout the punt I did find her to be a little weird/odd (it’s a bit tricky to explain and this review is long enough). She also displayed a little difficulty with some “fine motor” tasks (although I might be imagining that, along with the slight “weirdness”). To me, this all suggested that she might have taken something (not booze or weed), especially since she does say she’s happy to “party” on her profile and that might also explain the delay in getting ready and the room number mix up (in addition to why she was a bit “odd” etc) – however I definitely don’t know for sure, it’s just an inkling. I don’t particularly care either, as it didn’t seem to directly have any significant deleterious effect on the punt and I mostly just found it endearing especially since, as I said, she was pleasant.
Almost immediately she informed me that she doesn’t allow fingering (not in a particularly harsh way though) but I wasn’t too fussed and I didn’t ask her about it in advance, although it is on her bloody likes list. Despite having agreed to DFK (during comms), I had to initiate some kissing but she kept it closed-mouth and she promptly asked to do some oral. She said she prefers OW but I pointed that she agreed to OWO. She then proceeds to do it for about 30 secs before asking to move on. I ask her to continue and she opens a condom packet but I stop her from putting it on. The OWO lasted for no more than a minute. Her technique is OK but not great and certainly not deep. She then asks to do OW again. Even though I know I’m spotlessly clean, I ask her if I’m not or if there’s any issue on my end and she replies that I’m definitely clean and fine, it’s just that she prefers OW and it’s also safer (although the safety aspect is surely at least somewhat negated by the fact that she’d already started). Anyway, since I didn’t feel too fussed about OWO and I wanted the punt to go smoothly, I agreed. The OW meant her technique and depth improved slightly but still nothing amazing but certainly not bad either.
I asked to do 69 and she agreed. Only a minute, no more than 2 passed when she asked to move on to sex. I declined and asked her to carry on. After a few more minutes she asks for sex (a bit more insistently) and I agree. In cowgirl her effort is decent, it feels good and there’s also a bit of nice eye contact. I move on to doggy and ask if I can rim her but get a firm no. I tease her for a bit but it’s still a clear no. I didn’t ask her about this beforehand but rimming and rimming (receiving) is on her likes list. Again though, I wasn’t too fussed but it was a bit annoying. I go into doggy and the sex is enthusiastic, she also positions herself well.
I then ask to take a break to lie down and kiss some more. She says there’s not much time but I reassure her that there is (I didn’t need to look at a clock, we definitely weren’t far in). This could also be a sign that she did take something as sometimes people who are high can have a poor sense of time although of course prossies are known to rush/clock watch, especially since she was running very late (compared to when she should have started). So she agrees but it’s just lip kissing again. I ask her for FK (and point out that she agreed to DFK) and so she does actually deliver some good FK (not quite DFK). However, again, it’s short lived and she asks to move on. So onto missionary and again it’s enthusiastic but she’s back to a little bit of lip kissing and then trying to move her head away. I have to ask for some eye contact (which I accept is fucking weird on my part but it definitely gets me off, especially when they’re pretty) and she does deliver.
All in all, I received about 20 mins (certainly no more than 25) of service and it was definitely rushed. The kissing was brief and for the most part, fairly poor. The OWO was brief and the OW/69 was decent but again, brief. The sex was good.
Despite my descriptions/summaries, I wasn’t in a very fussy mood and since I was happy with her appearance and found her to be “nice”/friendly, I finished/left the punt feeling like I’d had a mostly decent time. However, having reflected on it, that’s clearly not the case, especially once you factor in the delays and waiting. Also, given the numerous bad aspects of this punt, she can’t really be all that “nice”.
Overall: A somewhat decent punt but mostly poor. I get the impression this girl could perform both quite a bit better but also quite a bit worse. My advice is to proceed with caution.