External Link/Members OnlyMy decision making decided to take a real swan dive on this one.
COMMS:
Clear and concise phone call. Arranged an extra £20 for OWO to agree on an £80 half hour. Given address. A not particularly discreet flat above a betting shop across the street from a supermarket.
MEET:
Left hanging outside for a couple of minutes. Along came a grotty little geezer in a plastic bag to let us both in. Awkward.
He leads me into a decent looking flat but into a shitty little room. Bedframe leaning up against the wall and mattress on the floor.
SERVICE:
So, it isn't the girl in the photo. What greeted me in the low light was what looked to me to be an Oriental girl who was chubby but in a cute way and was friendly enough. She asked how long I wanted to stay (evidently wasn't her on the phone) and said that OWO was £10. Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have all 20 quid notes, felt a bit pikey to ask a WG for change.
When undressed the chubby in a cute way girl ended up being a big saggy woman and the mattress was a lot filthier than it looked. She spent a few moments concocting some weird cleaning combination and wiped me down, felt like prepping me for surgery. To be fair, she had a decent sloppy blow job on her and it got me going enough to get a condom on and finish the job. This consisted of her starfishing until she felt I was coming then putting on the porn noises to finish up.
All in all not a great punt at all.
I did take her up on the offer of a massage after and surprisingly gave an absolute KILLER massage! Made an absolute negative into a mostly negative.
