Cologne, September 2018: Das Bordell and Pascha

[YoungsterEA]

Hello again,

My 2nd destination of my Eurotrip is Cologne. I came mostly to vist the famous Pascha that I once heard about in a youtube video. My expectations were too high I guess.

Right after exiting the Hbf and checking in at my hotel I made my way to Pascha. It was a 30 mins walk or a 10 mins Sbahn ride from the main station, but took the walk. I regretted it though. Nothing nice to see on the way. Once I arrived I realised that ‘Das Bordell’ is right in front of Pascha, but had not heard of it before. It says free entry on the door so went in. It was 7ish pm. Expected to find corridors full of girls sitting by their doors, but only about 5 floors there to walk around, and about 1 or 2 girls per corridor. Literally. Only in one there was 3. Maybe i went there too early? It is a thursday, 7pm, expected to see more than that. From the girls I saw there, the only ones i fancied were totally uninterested. A couple of girls tried to make some talk but meh, got out of there and went into Pascha.

In Pascha the entry fee is 5 euros, the security people by the entrance were sort of friendly. Went in with real high expectations of 11 floors full of hoes. What I found was 6 floors with 2 or 3 girls in each corridors. The place was so boring. Again I wondered, did i come too early? Girls said ‘hallo, alles gut?’ But did not show that much enthusiasm except for some of them. A lot of them were just chilling in their beds looking at their phones.
I found one jewel though, a Romanian girl called ADINA, in the second floor, left corridor. She is petite, probably 5’1” with black long straight hair, a (imo) very beautiful face 8.5 and slim but shapely body with nicely sized boobs for her frame, a firm and pert little bum and flat stomach. No tattoos or piercings or any type of surgery, all very natural. In terms of skin color, difficult to tell due to the color lights but she was not fully caucasian, she looked a bit hispanic.  I was really attracted to her physique and face when i saw her so talked to her in english, which she spoke decently enough, but saw my face and asked me if i speak spanish  so after that we spoke spanish. She lived in Spain for 3 years so she could have easily claimed she is hispanic or spanish, but she said she was Romanian from the beginning. Had quite a respectful and friendly behaviour, even a bit formal but still sexy. Not the horny/slutty type. I told her I will look around the other floors and maybe come back and she took my hand, said ‘encantada de conocerte’ and goodbye. After wandering around i came back to her, explained that I was after a relaxed 20 mins session and went in.
Now here, I totally expected it to be the Soho style of service where the girl gets quickly undressed and rushes to try to put a condom on your still flacid dick, but this was not the case with Adina. Paid the 50 euros, I asked her if I could use her bathroom to freshen up a bit and she was okay with that. Once she was starting to remove her underwear I told her to please wait and let me do that, and she happily agreed. Once back I sat next to her and we had a relaxed session. I asked for touching and cuddling, and we did. We had a sensual session of body touching but she said upfront i can touch her everywhere except the pussy. I was okay with that. She let me suck her natural boobs too, and she told me she is 29 altghough at first I thought she was 23 by her looks. Offered RO for 30 euros. I asked her wth, I can suck but not touch you there? We laughed and continued cuddling. She did not want to do any type of kissing though, not even for extra payment. She brought a condom and put it on my hard fella with her mouth and sucked nice and deeply (I am on the small side so it is not hard to take it deep  ). The OW was very good and then she lubed up and did cowgirl, sensually and unrushed without fake loud moans, just a few slight ‘pleasure noises’. I felt i was about to cum and asked to change to doggy. We did doggy and oh my, what a sight of that shapely body. Asked her to move so that we can see the mirror. I pounded in doggy, did not last long after that and finished deep inside (with condom). She carefully moved away and cleaned me up. She ran to the bathroom to freshen up a minute, came back, we chatted a bit and said goodbyes. All in all a surprisingly good session for what I expected from a Romanian girl in that place. I had my 50 euros worth and left there a happy man although the Pascha experience disappointed me. Adina told me that it is not that busy on thursdays at that time and mentioned some reason related to pay day. So maybe on a weekend and at a later time there are more girls to choose from.
Sorry again that this post got too long.

Appart from Samya and Mondial (which i won’t visit), is there any other place/club in Cologne you like and would recommend me to visit? I still have another day here before going to Stuttgart.

Cheers  and hope this post is somewhat useful

[Plazar100]

Over the years I’ve seen a few Romanians in Pascha and they have all been great! I remember one in particular, about 5 foot 10, blonde, great body (nor skinny) and natural boobs and really friendly! She took great care of me, one of the best sex sessions I’ve ever had! Only 50 euros!! 

[YoungsterEA]

Glad to see you have had constantly good experiences there Plazar. Especially coming from Romanian girls. And wow that is a tall one haha

[walky]

Even I was lured to Pascha by the youtube video - had the same experience empty floors with very few girls. Was a total disappointment. My experience with Samya has been very good.

[Splodge]

Cologne isn't for me but have seen 10 girls per floor in Pascha and also shemales. In Das Bordell I've seen 4 to 5 ladies on each floor. Black ladies,  bbws,  ees. 

😂 Funny post dude.  Aachen, Duisburg and Bochum are about 30 odd miles away. You could visit the latter two in one day. Worth seeing.

[YoungsterEA]

Cologne isn't for me but have seen 10 girls per floor in Pascha and also shemales. In Das Bordell I've seen 4 to 5 ladies on each floor. Black ladies,  bbws,  ees. 

😂 Funny post dude.

You had a much better experience then Splodge. At what time and day did you go? 10 girls per floor sounds amazing. In my case as I said there was 2 or 3 per floor. And the 7th floor of the TS was totally empty, not a soul there.

And hope it was funny in a positive way haha 

I am going to Frankfurt tomorrow. Unfortunately my itinerary takes me there on a Monday :/ hope it is not that bad because wanted to go to Sharks

 

[Splodge]

Yeah. Funny in a good way  thanks for the posts. Very helpful.

I went on a weekday at about 1 or 2 pm I guess, and there was a glory hole room too.

You'll have plenty to choose from in Frankfurt although some houses can be very empty. I love Latinas and milfs in their 40s especially. There's 2 houses on elbestraße 43 I think. Or 45. You walk through a corridor and there's two houses in a courtyard. These two houses have milfs and gilfs in them. Use seen both houses full numerous imps and near enogh the whole of South America is represented. Some very beautiful women but some not so much. 

Another favourite of mine is sexy Inn on the corner. You'll find Latinas in their 20s, 30s & 40s. Also back ladies. Near enough every room is occupied. Very rarely have I seen it empty like some other houses. There's another house that has loads of ees in their 20s. It's on Elbestraße I think. If not Moselstraße. Shemales can be found on the fourth floor of Komm. Orientals ground floor also. Doms also work in this building. There's a house with lots of oriental ladies too on Tanustraße near sexy Inn. Lots of houses with ees and some bbws are around too.

Don't miss Breite Gasse. 20 minute walk away. No.1 penthouse is the best. Latinas galore. The 1st sex shop has 2 kinos.  Have seen two ladies gang banged in there. They also have a website where people leave messages saying when they're going to be there. All wrote in German though and mostly when I've visited I've seen just men there. I'll post a link to the website. Handy for anyone who is fluent in German. 2nd sex shop further along has fluffers on hand to help in the kabines. Literally. Lol. 

[walky]

You had a much better experience then Splodge. At what time and day did you go? 10 girls per floor sounds amazing. In my case as I said there was 2 or 3 per floor. And the 7th floor of the TS was totally empty, not a soul there.

And hope it was funny in a positive way haha 

I am going to Frankfurt tomorrow. Unfortunately my itinerary takes me there on a Monday :/ hope it is not that bad because wanted to go to Sharks

 

Sharks is the best FKK imo - definitely worth a visit.

[YoungsterEA]

Thanks Splodge, that is a lot of useful intel. I also like latinas 
 An yes walky, many have recommended me Sharks. Now my only concern is that I am going on a Monday. Is it worth giving a try on a Monday? I fear I will find a poor line up   would hate to get the same disappointment as in Pascha. And one last question, I think they open Sharks since 11, but I wonder at what time will most of the girls arrive

[Splodge]

You're welcome youngster. Try to help when i can. 45 Elbestraße should defintiely be checked out then. I've seen it full but I've also seen it with only a few in there. Sexy Inn should be visited also. Maybe first. Sexy Inn alwsys seems to be full and the Latinas are in their 30s mainly.  Very sexy indeed. Sexy black ladies too. Penthouse number 1 has lots of them too. Those three are probabaly favourite. The shemale floor too as I'm a fan of shemales.

[YoungsterEA]

Splodge, I owe you. The very first eros center I visited was SEX INN, with the yellow and red sign. Walked up, looked around, and found this Dominican girl in room 23, name I think was Dalia, and i thought she was in her late 30s but then she told me she is 42. Has this blackish caribbean looks, wavy brown hair, amazing large boobs which seemed to be natural , 5’4” perhaps, with no heels, body type of caribbean latina, thick, large boobs, large ass, not too toned but nevertheless firm body, no silicone that i could tell; and an attitude that went from okay, to good, to espectacular as the session progressed. Speaking spanish and building rapport helped a lot, though i think she would give a good service even without speaking spanish haha. I will report more detailed later. Got top service for 25 euros!!   

She was the one that took my attention from the beginning but told her I may come later and went to walk around the other places. Most of them shit, very few girls in floors, so many flights of stairs in so many eros centers, but hey it is monday at 4pm. Will go later to check out the places again. Cant remember the names and streets of the others, but there was one with ee girls that seemed alright. At the end I returned to sexy inn, waited for Dalia to finish a phone call, was about to leave, but the wait and the rapport created certainly paid off. Thanks Splodge and will continue reporting later, as well as creating a new Frankfort trip report too. Gotta do some actual tourism now haha. Cheers 

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[Splodge]

  well done youngster ! Hope you enjoyed it. In fact, it's obvious you did!  I've found Frankfurt to be quiet on many visits but there are a fair few houses that are always full, or well stocked anyway. I like all sorts of different women but Latinas are a big attraction for me. It's knackering walking all those stairs. Never bothered me years ago but more recently it's a lot tougher ! It's alright for youngsters like you. Lol. As stated before the hot spots for me are 45 Elbestraße for the milfs and gilfs.  Check it out if you haven't already. Some not so nice ones but a fair few milfs can be seen there too.  These days I find sex inn to be better, and penthouse number 1 too. As said before,  there's one haus that is full on every floor with beautiful ees but can't remember the name. Either on Elbestraße or thr other side road.

Enjoying reading your reports. Keep up the good work and glad to of been able to of helped. I can never remember the name of half the brothels in Frankfurt. There's also a kino on Kaiserstraße near the hbf; they have themed events. Shemales or women assisting users of the establishment. Haven't been in yet but did see one woman who worked there dressed sexily in all the gear with bunny ears on. She was super sexy. Keep up the good work, very interesting reading. 

[YoungsterEA]

Hi again. So went to a Kino in Kaiserstrasse. Dont know if it was the one you mention but the one I saw was just a stinky place, not very embracing. Got out of there and walked around the streets, though I felt rather unsafe at 10pm walking alone so quickly entered sex inn again  but then there a guy tried to sell me a stolen piece of jewellery, and then dodgy guys were approaching so got the hell out of there.
Then i entered ‘Rotes Haus’ . At that time there was a bit more variety than earlier, but still, found again a hungarian lady that I had spotted on my previous walk. She called my attention for her height (5’9” ) and friendliness, though she was not the most beautiful (pretty still) and she was dressing a sort of long shirt which indicated she was probably hiding a belly. Still her attitude was welcoming and allowed some conversation and rapport. Went in with her, 30 euros, I had asked upfront for cuddling and touching before the action and she delivered brilliantly, allowed sucking er tits and fingering her puss. B cup boobs, a bit larger than average butt, soft pussy, but she had indeed a gut and stretch marks. Skin was not the softest. I had guessed she was 30 but she said 27 which was still credible. It was just that her body showed the aftereffects of being a mother. Still, top attitude, with her limited english and my limited german. Sucked enthusiastically, and shagged energetically. 30 euros well spent. Her name was ROXANA, 27yo hungarian, Rotes Haus, room between 3.05 and 3.08, can’t remember exactly. Today will check penthouse no.1 

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[Splodge]

Thanks for the updates dude. Very interesting and funny too. Sex inn is safe enough. Never had any bother there although have seen arguments with punters and the girls. All the girls stick together and good on them. Don't be put off by rogues, just ignore them. Not worth it bothering with them. Keep walking. Don't miss out on some of the beauties on offer just coz of them. And don't forget to check out the two houses in that courtyard on Elbestraße. The doorways have plastic coverings on some of them. You'll know where you are then. Definitely worth seeing if you haven't already. Especially if you like Latina milfs. But be prepared for some not so sexy ones also.

You'll meet all sorts of unsavoury characters in many rlds.  Take no notice and keep walking. Sex inn is worth checking on every time you pass. I think it's called penthouse number 1. Not very good with the brothel names. But if it's well stockeed, as many the time before, then you're in for a treat.

The place on Kaiserstraße is a massive building. There's 3 kinos in the area. Or 2. One is Dr Muellers. Have been in there. Has working ladies and have seen a trans in there too. They approach and offer their services but others tend to be looking on. There's a gay one too in the same building for anyone interested.  Other one is near to the station. Will try to find out the name.

[YoungsterEA]

Right, it was Dr. muller I entered. In all honesty, the place had quite a smell so did not actually enter in the kinos, but now that you put it that way may give it another try. And yes I located in maps the place in Breite gasse. Will definitely check out, as well as that place with the courtyard which I have not seen yet. Thank you  so far Frankfurt is giving me a nice time. Thought it would cost 50 euros each session but surprisingly, it is only at 25 and 30 is so convenient
Will bring news later in the evening

[Splodge]

Dr Mueller isn't for me. Find them places risky. Have been but it's not for me. Just have a look occasionally in case a gangbang is going on. The courtyard building you should most certainly check out. Get ready for fat assed latino milfs but it's pot luck. There's mature beauties for all over South America and have seen a Mexican stunner too. Spain also. When I say mature there's ladies in their 30s too. But some a lot older too. Some nice, some not but for any Latina milf or gilf lover you really should check it out. Sandwell as penthouse and sex inn.

[twatsalot]

Out of interest why wouldnt you visit mondial? I thought the atmosphere there was much better than the rest of places such as pacha i find those places quite grimy and not really after girls tryinf to lure me into a room, rather chill out have a drink if i see someone i like i can chat with them be comfortable then go up if i need more?

[YoungsterEA]

Hi Twatsalot,

Honestly, I figured the places would be small compared to FKKs such as Sharks and Artemis. I checked the 360 tour of the places in google and looked small indeed. And also read somewhere that the girls in Samya and Mondial walk around in lingerie, not all of them naked (hope i was not misinformed). So considering that, i would have found a place to chill, not too big, perhaps with around 20 ladies walking around in lingerie. While I would be able to enjoy the other facilities, I did not really consider it would be value for money for a FKK experience.
The thing is, where I come from (a southamerican country), the brothels would be something like that, but without the buffet and the sauna room. With an entry equivalent to 2.5 euros in my country the brothels often have a line up of 20+ girls depending on its size, all of them in sexy lingerie, flirting to take you to a room for an equivalent of 15-20 euros for 15-20 minutes. Types vary, but the ones I used to frequent featured a large lounge room, with plenty of seating, poles and bar. Just like in a fkk, you could chat to a girl you like, or they may try to convince you. The places also host striptease, lapdances, and theme shows. In that regard, I felt going to those small (yet good) places would not be too different from what I have experienced in my country for much less money.
That is however my personal preference. Fkk of course offer a more ‘fancy’ or luxurious atmosphere with great rooms and spa facilities and of course the buffet (which most southamerican brothels don’t). And totally agree. Places like pascha, eros centers, rlds etc often are grimmy and do not really let you relax. But i came here to experience the different ways in which the industry manifests itself haha, so those were things i really had to try. Damn, again I wrote too much. Sorry about that 

[YoungsterEA]

Get ready for fat assed latino milfs but it's pot luck. There's mature beauties for all over South America and have seen a Mexican stunner too. Spain also. When I say mature there's ladies in their 30s too. But some a lot older too. Some nice, some not but for any Latina milf or gilf lover you really should check it out. Sandwell as penthouse and sex inn.

Hi Splodge,
Alright, I may have just found that we have a taste for different types of latinas haha. When I mention MILF I often refer to 35-45 yo. What i found in breite gasse was indeed a lot of latinas, most within that age range, but those were not mothers i would like to fuck haha. Penthouse was indeed the best place, quite cheerful atmosphere with salsa playing in the background and girls singing, but most of them were 38+ and in the bbw cathegory. I like thick ladies, but not really bbws  most of the girls had 2 or more rolls of gut, and in spite of their friendliness I really didnt try any. There was one gorgeous young colombian, white skin, mid twenties, fit and friendly, but a guy got her just before me and didnt fancy taking her right after him so passed  The other places, especially this one called something like “herzlich h... (something)” was shit. There were the most uninterested wgs i have ever met. One colombian was quite sexy, approached politely and immediately said “25 euros”. Explained I like to begin touching and caressing before action, she said “we dont do that here. It is suck, fuck, cum, and out of here”. Honest from her, but her honesty aint getting her paid or me fucked, so to hell with that and came back to bahnhofsviertel. Went to the place in elbestrasse. And again, a lot of latinas indeed, but these were definitely older than 48. Some quite obese, did not really understand how they keep making business like that, but hey, I guess there are tastes for everything haha. Thanks for the recommendations though, we just dont have the same exact taste i guess. I went to rotes haus for roxana again but my spidey senses told me she was not in the mood. There was a nice line up of sexy ee, but communication for me is key to getting the best out of their service, so considering my limited german and their limited english, i passed.

Settled for SEX INN again. Another dominican spotted me, said it is the third time she sees me walking around here and jokes and talks. What a great welcoming attitude. I go in with her, DENNISSE, dominican, mulatto caribbean skin and looks, room 19@ Sex Inn. Mid 30s, 5’4” brownish hair, small natural boobs, piercings in her boob, puss and tongue (which worked wonders during bj). Just some slight belly, but overall firm body.  Amazing service which i dont describe because this post is already too long. Plenty of banter, foreplay, awesome OW and great sex. 25 euros. Wanted to offer her a tip at the end and she did not take it. Told me even to take care, the way to reach my accomodation safe and showed me pictures of a friend of hers who is from my country  what a jewel.
May say goodbye to Frankfurt with her tomorrow and get ready for Berlin 
Thanks again for all the useful tips. Sex inn was the place to find sexy fit latinas, and other nationalities too though it does not feel really safe. Again i found this black guy trying to sell me stolen stuff. Also next to the entrance there was this guy and a VERY sexy romanian girl who insisted I enter to their bar. The gorgeous romanian invited me to take a seat with her and talk for two minutes. I figured it would be a tourist trap and then try to make me pay for drinks or for the minutes i spend talking to the girl or some shit. Told to her gorgeous face that i would really hate to waste her time so I better leave. She made this face of “why no one wants to talk to me?”. Looked legit haha, but left asap and went to sex inn. Damn I wrote a lot.     

[Plazar100]

Thanks! Great post 

[Splodge]

  I concur. Excellent post. Thanks youngster. Been a laugh reading it. As soon as you mentioned you're from South America I knew my recommendations would not be able to compete with what's available to you in your home country. I am surprised at what you thought of Elbestraße and penthouse though ? Of course they can't compete with what you see at home. Wish I had access to the beauties you no doubt see at home. This is the next best thing I guess lol. For me Latinas rock my world. I like them 40 to 50 and nice curvy figures but not bbws.  Well, sometimes lol 

Ok. Elbestraße does have majority 48 plus. Agreed. There are some in their 30s. But not many I guess. Had a beautiful 35 year old Colombian last time I was there. Fair enough. Overall I guess the wgs are more gilfs than milfs and recently a lot ain't my cup of tea neither. However, in penthouse I've found most to be slim. In their 30s mostly. Must be a different line up atm.  Whenever I've been there have only seen one blonde bbw. All the rest have been slim. But you're the man on the ground so I'll have to check it out again next time I'm there.

As stated before. You're from South America so you see the cream of the crop daily. Keep up the good work dude. Sounds like you're having a top time. For me penthouse is number 1, then sex inn, then Elbestraße although Elbestraße was number 1 for a long time.  And glad to of been able to help. 

[Andrewpan1980]

Pascha - on the weekends it is really busy, Friday and Saturday. You can actually book an appointment with a girl by calling the place and asking for the room number. Then you get to speak to the girl. This was particularly useful when trying to secure a punt with regulars at busy times.

Some girls allow you to use the shower for a fee - I would pay 80-euros for 30 mins then I could leave showered.