Hot oil Indian massage- Wembley

[RAJEC]

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Am a bit of a fbsm fan, so going through the motions of trying as many places to unearth a gem at the moment

Venue: Grotty house near Wembley stadium, with ok public transport links. Free on street parking with some restrictions.
Price: £50/30
Girls: 4 hand - 2 South Indian birds, one chunky one slim
Massage: usual set up, starting on legs with gradual ball scrapes and intentional touches
On the flip (and this is where it gets weird), they place a few sheets of the paper used on the table, over your cock, while they massage around it (everywhere).
Politely asked if further massage is required- declined a 2 girl and kept 1.
Extras: £40 - was overly horny so haggled topless down from £50 to £40. She had massive chebs for a short bird and they were firm (perhaps dd, but not fake).
Lay back and let her whack me off while I enjoyed said chebs.

Would I return: possibly.

Neutral because:
The house is a hole. The bathroom facilities whilst available, are undesirable at best.
Price: £90 (ok £70 if only 2 hand) is far too much for a non b 2b experience. Those wanting more (o wo, fk, fs, ro etc) may be able to haggle it, but the cost will be astronomical.

Keeping the base price down is smart, but reasonable extras would definitely pull me back. Until that happens, I’m out.

[sparkus]

This could have done with being in the Independent massage thread

I'm glad you TOFTT here though, I called the ad recently while driving through the area - the postcode given wasn't very close to the stadium and looked like a housing estate, plus the old mama san who took the call wasn't great on detailing services (legit or otherwise) and prices, just kept telling me to come over.

Could you have chosen between the girls?

[RAJEC]

This could have done with being in the Independent massage thread

I'm glad you TOFTT here though, I called the ad recently while driving through the area - the postcode given wasn't very close to the stadium and looked like a housing estate, plus the old mama san who took the call wasn't great on detailing services (legit or otherwise) and prices, just kept telling me to come over.

Could you have chosen between the girls?

Sorry mate, I came across the independent thread (long) after I wrote this and had forgotten about it.

It’s less of an estate, more a house of horrors; the semi detached property is so run down that I don’t think it’s ever had a renovation. The toilet is still separated from the bathroom and it’s really in poor condition.
If you are dependent on leaving having taken a shower, I wouldn’t chance it. There is no shower gel/shampoo and the shower itself is dismal.
The room hardly has any lighting when the lights are on and there is literally a net covering the partition to the other lounge.
It seems like a house that is shared and occupied by a few people, some of whom look severely handicapped. I found it to be a bit creepy tbh.

That said, yes, you can choose girls and from what I saw there is only one room for massage, so they would never be busy at the same time, unless 4 hand was on. In which case you wouldn’t get an appointment!

[sparkus]

You're arousing some kind of mercenary instinct in me which makes me want to try the place!

How were the chebs? Does the old dear on the phone give out girls' details beforehand?

[RAJEC]

You're arousing some kind of mercenary instinct in me which makes me want to try the place!

How were the chebs? Does the old dear on the phone give out girls' details beforehand?

It’s worth a punt. IMO, if it’s shit you just won’t go back. Plus in this game the % of negative experiences are inevitable more so due to everyone’s own preferences.

Old dear: from what I got, and in my punting experience you won’t get any detail from her, but the offer to just ‘come along’ may have you thinking with your pole. So decide what you will 

Chebs: for South Indian birds (from my punting experience), they are not a naturally well endowed bunch. This chick however seemed to have big naturals. A few caveats; she’s on the chunkier side (est 14) and although I haggled down to 40, she seems hesitant to go full topless with the other lady outside. All I got was top lifted up and tits popped out, but I got a good grip. Again imo, topless for whatever fee, should be just that. Don’t advertise it falsely otherwise. Especially for £40!

I think you should load up your snipers rifle and go along with the meanest of intentions - I’d be keen to read your hunting report 

[sparkus]

"Get up in the morning, slaving for chebs, sir..."

Cheers, I pass the neighbourhood occasionally so will give it a spin.  I've been in worse/sillier places.

[westlondonman]

is this the place in Birchen Grove?

[RAJEC]

is this the place in Birchen Grove?

Yes.