If you were a male pro$$ie.....

[Mystique46m]

If you chaps decided to chuck in your existing job and instead sell your body,
how much would you charge for half hour / hour / overnight?

Hope it's ok to ask this, as I often read that for prossying no training needed, etc, but
it's such a personal service, I know it's gallons more than minimum wage but
if you were charging for a 'full service' would you charge £20 an hour? £100? £500?

I noticed on a thread recently that hourly prices of about £100 an hour have been charged
since 2001 for example, which all these years later is still being charged by some.

[Sailormack]

I would spend my time baiting and switching and selling PGs.

 

[finn5555]

I would demand a deposit then cancel 

[Mystique46m]

I would spend my time baiting and switching and selling PGs.

 

That profile pic of yours has lured me in for sure!!

[Mystique46m]

I would demand a deposit then cancel 

Diva!!!!

[Sailormack]

That profile pic of yours has lured me in for sure!!

But you might be shocked when my old dad turns up 

[Tjkooker]

I charge -£150 an hour 

[Mystique46m]

But you might be shocked when my old dad turns up 

Darn, bait and switcheroo!!!

[Mystique46m]

I charge -£150 an hour 

Is that MINUS £150 an hour??!!

Link please

[smiths]

If you chaps decided to chuck in your existing job and instead sell your body,
how much would you charge for half hour / hour / overnight?

Hope it's ok to ask this, as I often read that for prossying no training needed, etc, but
it's such a personal service, I know it's gallons more than minimum wage but
if you were charging for a 'full service' would you charge £20 an hour? £100? £500?

I noticed on a thread recently that hourly prices of about £100 an hour have been charged
since 2001 for example, which all these years later is still being charged by some.

Even if i wanted to do it i wouldnt be able to get it up or keep it up shagging women i dont fancy nowadays. And having to kiss or give RO to such women would make me vomit to the point of incapacity.

[The President]

I would demand a deposit then cancel 

Dont forget travel money too

[willbred]

Even if i wanted to do it i wouldnt be able to get it up or keep it up shagging women i dont fancy nowadays. And having to kiss or give RO to such women would make me vomit to the point of incapacity.

Agree - prossies have to deal with who comes through the door. I would probably tell the first one with a whiffy fanny to piss off to say nothing of the fact that once I've cum that's me for an hour...think I'll stick at my current job, which luckily ain't badly paid

[vorian]

I charge -£150 an hour 

That's strange I too charge minus £150 an hour but then I am an "Elite Courtesan" who would need to interview my clients first.

Also my likes list changes every day depending on my mood. Oh also I will only see female clients aged 18-25, size 10 or less, must be very attractive and preferably a redhead. If anyone on here can meet my reasonable expectations. I can assure you of a time your will never forget.

Now excuse me I must get back to SAAFE to bitch with my "Elite Courtesan" buddies. Busy, busy, busy I have heard a newbie has just asked for some advice and I can't wait to tell her how important it is to write a self indulgent blog. After all I know that's what all you UKP guys love more than anything.


FUCK am I going to get banned for touting now, Shit did'nt really think that one out.

[Mystique46m]

'WOW!! Look after this one, ladies, treat him with the respect he deserves'

(sample projected AW feedback for ya!!)

[seeker]

Il need to steal some younge models pics for my profile and hope that the femail will be horny enough and doesent mind being duped with a bait and switch and hope she doesent leave me bad feedback ...
I could always deny it or even better leave some bad feedback for her even if its a total bunch of lies.

[SirFrank]

I'd charge £150ph for cuddles and to listen to what kind of day they had. I'd also say have you lost weight since we last met etc. I'd nod lots and laugh in the right places plus I'd say shit like you're too good for him he's not worth it. I'd clean up for sure

[dilettante]

... sell your body ...

Do you mean abandon myself to the wanton lusts of ladyboy-fanciers, or provide a personal service for those ladies with impeccable taste?  I can certainly see Dr Dilletante's Personal Labial Grooming and Patent Tonic Squirt ("Eyes closed please, ladies!") taking off in a big way and when I get round to organising it will be charging, ooh, £30 per hour just for you, Madam!

[Mystique46m]

I'd charge £150ph for cuddles and to listen to what kind of day they had. I'd also say have you lost weight since we last met etc. I'd nod lots and laugh in the right places plus I'd say shit like you're too good for him he's not worth it. I'd clean up for sure

Will you throw in a cupcake and where can I book

[Mystique46m]

Do you mean abandon myself to the wanton lusts of ladyboy-fanciers, or provide a personal service for those ladies with impeccable taste?  I can certainly see Dr Dilletante's Personal Labial Grooming and Patent Tonic Squirt ("Eyes closed please, ladies!") taking off in a big way and when I get round to organising it will be charging, ooh, £30 per hour just for you, Madam!

You're a courtesan then

[Rock123]

£1.50, a bag of cheese and onion crisps and a kit kat and i'm all yours

[seeker]

Now if only prossies though like that .

[Mystique46m]

£1.50, a bag of cheese and onion crisps and a kit kat and i'm all yours

You're dead classy, you, Crisps AND a kitkat on top of that exorbitant fee??!!

[vorian]

£1.50, a bag of cheese and onion crisps and a kit kat and i'm all yours

But what size bag of crisps and a kit kat or a kit kat chunky. Sound like a load of added extras you weren't expecting. Typical prossie.

[Mystique46m]

But what size bag of crisps and a kit kat or a kit kat chunky. Sound like a load of added extras you weren't expecting. Typical prossie.

You'd probably get there and get told 'no fingers' BOOM BOOM!!

[ParisB]

£1.50, a bag of cheese and onion crisps and a kit kat and i'm all yours

 Now is that a 2 finger kit Kat,  a 4 finger kit kat  a selection box kit kat  or one of those imposter chunky kit kats I need to know what to buy you  and would you accept  prawn cocktail crisps cos that all that left in my cupboard after xmas  ( i don't like prawn cocktail crisps)

[Roland D Hay]

I'd be spending all my time worrying about how I was going to get wood over some of the complete munters who would be booking my services... On second thoughts I'd just do erotic massage with a happy ending.

[MidlandsEscortxo]

I'd charge £150ph for cuddles and to listen to what kind of day they had. I'd also say have you lost weight since we last met etc. I'd nod lots and laugh in the right places plus I'd say shit like you're too good for him he's not worth it. I'd clean up for sure

where do i sign up for this hour of ego boosting?

[vorian]

I'd be spending all my time worrying about how I was going to get wood over some of the complete munters who would be booking my services... On second thoughts I'd just do erotic massage with a happy ending.

That is why you need to join SAAFE and learn how to be a "High class elite courtesan" then you won't need to get wood. You can cook them dinner, discuss politics, ask them to unblock the sink. At the end of your special time together you can tell them to go in bathroom to finger themselves to climax whilst they think about how lucky they were to enjoy your company.  Only £500 plus gifts and tip of course.

[dandaley]

Even if i wanted to do it i wouldnt be able to get it up or keep it up shagging women i dont fancy nowadays. And having to kiss or give RO to such women would make me vomit to the point of incapacity.

agree i couldnt do it either so maybe thats why they earn the big bucks as who would do it for less than the av 80 - 130 not me 

[SirFrank]

Will you throw in a cupcake and where can I book

Haha. Done. Yes I'd a free offer a brew and homemade cake with every booking. Cupcakes carrot cake and peanut butter cheesecake

[SirFrank]

where do i sign up for this hour of ego boosting?

If there's enough interest I'll have to change my adultwork profile to offering services