Author Topic: Yuyu at Yunji West Kensington  (Read 4211 times)

Offline fisherofsouls

Following earlier discussions and reviews, I booked a 1-hour session with Yuyu (not "Yoyo"  :D) at Yunji Chinese Medicine, 4 Chareleville St, W14.

Comms
Comms were excellent - phoned the shop's listed number 020 7835 5500 and made an appointment. Could not have been easier.

Appearance
A previous reviewer describes Yuyu as "hot". I think that's a stretch tbh, but each to his own ! My description would be "about 5'3, cute enough in chubby Chinese sort of way. Small B-cupz with organ-stop nips and a restrained bush."

Price/Value
£45 for the hour to the mamasan, B2B quoted at £40 in the room which became £100 for "fuck?"  :D. In total I paid £145 for the hour so not bad overall.

Service
A quick once-over with the baby oil for t mins then the inevitable swipes and "you want extra ?". Agreed B2B for £40 and she was straight on top with the previously-described pussy on cock action. FK from quite early on but never DFK. Plenty of OWO (slightly toothy but good enough) and happy to do 69. Happy with fingers inside and 1 up the bum  :rolleyes:

She then snuggled up to me and whispered in my ear: "fuck ? you pay me more mon-nee... ".  £100 Agreed to replace the previous £40 and she got back on the table holding a condom.

Up to this point I was thinking "Positive."

Until she said "condom or bare ? same price"

I said "condom" and mentally marked this review down to "Neutral".

Sex was fine, she really got into it when I started hard pounding her and she directed the final explosion onto her tits with great relish.

Would I go back ? With the BB probably not which is a shame as the experience was 90% positive...
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 03:06:39 pm by fisherofsouls »

Offline Jonestown

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She sounds like fun, but Well if nothing else, strike RO off your list of required services next time you visit.

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Negative for B.B.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Can’t believe you still podged it after that bit of info  :vomit:

Offline stampjones

Wow - I saw her and reviewed her on massage shops thread and thought she was trying to slip me in bare (no talk of sex or extras at that stage) but Id convinced myself I’d misread the situation. Guess I was right the first time. Dodged a bullet there then - thank fuck

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"+100 for fuck" would have put me off straight away.   :scare:
I thought I was  :wacko: spending +70 at Holborn.

You paid +60 to just stick it in a warm, wet hole, no RO, no OWO just the one hole!   :dash:

Is that really you FoS or has your pre-teen nephew hijacked your account?   :crazy:

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Hundred quid was “agreed”? Come on, admit it, it's you handling the Brexit negotiations.

Offline fisherofsouls

"+100 for fuck" would have put me off straight away.   :scare:
I thought I was  :wacko: spending +70 at Holborn.

You paid +60 to just stick it in a warm, wet hole, no RO, no OWO just the one hole!   :dash:

Is that really you FoS or has your pre-teen nephew hijacked your account?   :crazy:

Umm, no... please refer to my post viz. "Plenty of OWO (slightly toothy but good enough) and happy to do 69. "

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Umm, no... please refer to my post viz. "Plenty of OWO (slightly toothy but good enough) and happy to do 69. "

My bad.    :hi:

Makes it less of an over-charge but given she's a BB'er, still one to swerve.

Offline fisherofsouls

Well, a few days have gone past and I'm still peeing clean and true  :thumbsup:

Due my regular quarterly visit to the clap clinic in a couple of weeks so fingers crossed  ;)

Offline chinafan

I was booked into see her recently as I wondered whether FS was going to be on offer. I had quite a bit of time spare, so I booked into the Praed Street establishment first, 30 minutes with the lovely Linda (late 30s, lovely smooth skin, slightly chunky but all in proportion, great C-cup firm breasts). Had my way with her and started to walk to my appointment with Yoyo, but decided enroute, no...fuck it.

Glad I didn't go now!

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I was booked into see her recently as I wondered whether FS was going to be on offer. I had quite a bit of time spare, so I booked into the Praed Street establishment first, 30 minutes with the lovely Linda (late 30s, lovely smooth skin, slightly chunky but all in proportion, great C-cup firm breasts). Had my way with her and started to walk to my appointment with Yoyo, but decided enroute, no...fuck it.

Glad I didn't go now!

You were going to walk from Praed Street to Charlyville Road - my you did have a lot of time to spare, but of course you could have popped into Wellbeing on KCS at the half way marker for a lay down.

Offline fisherofsouls

Well, a few days have gone past and I'm still peeing clean and true  :thumbsup:

Due my regular quarterly visit to the clap clinic in a couple of weeks so fingers crossed  ;)

Had my quarterly check-up and delighted to say got the all-clear :)