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External Link/Members OnlySo, big Tatiana...
I was flicking aimlessly through Adultwork, fed up seeing the same skinny junkies as every bloody day when my eye was drawn to this ebony BBW. I've seen black girls before, I've seen fat lasses before, I've had good experiences with both. For some reason though, I never thought to combine the two and despite having seen this profile hundreds of times, I always dismissed it.
I fired off an email. I received a reply. We agreed a time and she gave me the street. "Call me when you get to the street", she said. I looked it up on Google Streetview. It was a fucking shithole. No probs, I can cope with a shithole, I'm there for the fanny.
Coming up to the agreed time, I hopped into the car, my mind buzzing at what treats awaited me!
I arrived at the street about ten mins early, waited five and called for the address.
No reply. That's cool, she might just be in the bathroom for a spot of last minute personal administration.
I waited a couple of minutes and called again.
No reply.
I sent a text and got an immediate reply, asking me to wait a couple of minutes until she comes down for me. Well, that sounded weird. I was already a little over-vigilant because I was parked up in a dump, but now I was looking every so slightly more carefully at every little thing.
Around ten minutes passed and no sign, I decided it was time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
A couple of things came to mind about what had gone on: either Ttatiana doesn't exist and I was being led a merry dance by some prankster or Ttatiana doesn't exist and I was going to get robbed. The more pragmatic side of me, however, believes that Ttatiana does exist, but she exists in some parallel universe where she is at the centre of it all. Waste of time, I won't be giving her another shot.
