Summer-Massage-Glasgow

[Jock D]

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Incall 1Hr £60 Massage & HR

Comms
Very good...no problems at all.

Spoke on the phone initially...she speaks very good English and sounded very polite...then she text address...including building number. Phoned for buzzer when I arrived.

Location
Tenement flat just off Cathcart Rd(bus route)...less than 5min walk from Crosshill station, free on street parking...so easy to find & get to no matter how you are travelling. Not to be confused with Thai Sara's flat which is also nearby.

Summer
Tbh, I had high hopes, as the advert states...young masseuse...and she sounded nice & friendly on the phone. When she opened the door...my heart sank a wee bit...as I was greeted by a plain looking early/mid 30's woman dressed in gym leggings and vest top.

She's friendly & welcoming enough...Hungarian...long dark wavy/curly hair tied back...no make up...about 5'6...probably size 12..big arse & small tits...wasn't wearing a bra.

Massage
The room is well appointed with proper massage table...and the massage itself is good from a technical point of view...but not sensual at all...no hint of any teasing. So much so that when she asked me to turn over I was convinced I was going to have to take my medicine on this one and put it down to experience.

Surprisingly enough, after 5mins of me on my back and her massaging my legs...but not going anywhere close to the tackle and I've already given up any hope...she suddenly says...would you like relief?

Agreed £20. She oiled me up and went to work...ok hand job...allowed to feel her tits from outside the vest top...obviously tried a wee hand under but was quickly rebuked...after a few minutes shot my load and she cleaned me up...went for a shower as she uses coconut oil which left me smelling like a naked Bounty bar. Bathroom clean tidy with appropriate toiletries.

Summary
It's a neutral for me...she's a nice enough woman...friendly & has good massage skills. However, there was no sensuality whatsoever...just a mechanical and clinical finish.

I get the feeling she is a trained masseuse who's giving HR reluctantly just for the cash.

[Rome66]

Unclear on your pricing.  £60 massage & you paid an extra £20 ?  If she is top notch massage maybe ok, but £20 for a half hearted wank ??

[andymars19]

Profile says £40 for hour so would suggest the quoted was inclusive (which I'd assumed before looking her up):

Incall 1Hr £60 Massage & HR

[Rome66]

Ahh right..

£40 for hour to lure you in then ? Definitely a rip off at £60 though for a feeble jerk

[Jock D]

Profile says £40 for hour so would suggest the quoted was inclusive (which I'd assumed before looking her up):

Correct Andy...£60 all in as stated...think Romeo is still struggling to comprehend this though.

[Uncle Buck]

Profile says £40 for hour so would suggest the quoted was inclusive (which I'd assumed before looking her up):

That’s the going rate. It’s impossible to negotiate and get into a discussion with the SP re the quality of hand job you would expect. It’s a very subjective subject - one mans good wank is another mans crap one. Horses for courses.

Good review Jock. She’s officially off my list now.

UB

[Rome66]

Yes I agree good  review and definitely wont be visiting. Mind ive seen another offering the same discounted rate, yaya I think, and wouldn't have gone for it anyway. Going rate for good massage is £50 and has been for at least 2 years, alarm bells at lower price suggest they dont get repeat business.Lesson learned though 

[CrespinWolfe]

Thanks for the review Jock. She has been on my todo list for a while and I actually tried to book her last week but couldn’t get her to answer her phone. Like you, it was the word “young” that had captured my interest. I will give this one a miss I think. I ended up going to see Joanna again last week in the absence of any better options. Always a safe option for a decent massage and HR albeit limited touching.