External Link/Members OnlyHaving read a couple of reviews on Monica and being low on funds I decided to give her a try, the price £50.00 for 1/2 hour including OWO and anal.
Anyway, I text and arranged a time and got the postcode, I got there a bit early so text her and said I'm here if your ready, she called back and said where are you in broken English, I said in the middle of the street, can I have the door number? turns out she is in a block of flat at the bottom on the main road, was told to drive there and call again so she could see the car, did that and she gave me the door number, I asked where to park and couldnt understand a thing she said!, anyway, drove up and down for a bit, nowhere to park
. decided to try across the main road and ended parking in a retail park and walking back.
Now I'm outside the block, there are 10 flats and she is in No x, rang the bell and was buzzed in, walked up the stairs to No x and there she was waiting, this was so obviously a bait and switch but in the right direction, instead of being in her 50's this girl was in her late 20's result!
She asked me in in her broken English, walked in the see a young child of about 2 on the floor, shit I thought, this is not good, she then passed me a parcel and it dawned on me I'M IN THE WRONG FUCKING FLAT!, I said Monica? she said no, she was waiting for a collection, I apologised and left.
When I got outside I realised there were 3 blocks, all numbered 1 - 10, as usual I left my phone in the car and could not call her, had to decide which block to try next, luckily I got it right 2nd time, I was buzzed up and my first impressions of Monica were that she looks so much nicer than her AW photos, gone is the 60's hair do. She asked if I got lost and I tried to explain but her English is poor, she was very moody, I asked if we could extend the meeting to an hour as I was early and she raised her voice and said YOU ASKED FOR 1/2 HOUR, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY?, I said no problem don't worry about it, she kept saying she made another booking and made a big deal about it in an animated way making me feel really uncomfortable.
The punt it self was OK, OWO was short but good, she allowed kissing but not DFK, anal was no problem, she made a lot of fake noises etc but with her mood I wasn't really in to it.
I don't know if she was maybe having an off day, it was a good punt for the money as I usually pay that for a massage and HJ, it was just the attitude that gives her a neutral, I may try her again and see what happens.
