Author Topic: xoxTeenKellyxox TOFTT Romford - Inaccurate profile  (Read 1013 times)


4 review(s) for Hot_Kelly_x (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline LAZY_GENTLEMAN

External Link/Members Only

I'd rank this as my second worst punt to date (worst was a B&S).

Comms: Responds quick via text, meeting arranged within a few texts. Postcode provided and confirmed. Agreed for 1 hour meet.

Location: Above a row of shops in a relatively busy street.

Venue: As soon as I entered the place reeked, she has a large dog in the apartment. Shower was covered in black soil, generally a pretty dingy apartment.

Girl: Truly thought about walking on this one. Took to me while to determine that she was the girl in the photos, however, HEAVILY edited (especially the body photos). And pretty certain she was at least 10 years older than her advertised age. Really wasn't attracted at all. Please don't ask why I didn't walk, I'm asking myself that now.

Services: After coming out of the shower, sorted out paperwork, I was led to room where I was left waiting for around 10 mins. She is a petite girl, which is normally my type, but was not turned on at all, as I said, much older than she advertised, I would guess mid 30s. Her legs weren't shaved properly and felt stubbly.
Went to lick her nipples and immediately had a weird taste in my mouth, it came to me that it was probably cum from the last punter. I had to physically refrain myself from retching. At this point I was completely turned off. But kept on and decided to change it up a bit.

Asked her for OW, which was lackluster, her general attitude was poor, I gently stoked her head and she brushed my arm away and said 'no touching head'. Got bored and finished in missionary. Tried some small talk but was pretty hopeless as her English isn't great. By this point which was 15 mins in, I just wanted to get out. So called it a day, despite paying for an hour.

Would I return: Not if you paid me.

EDIT: Link
External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: September 04, 2018, 12:28:31 pm by LAZY_GENTLEMAN »

Offline Kev40ish

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Moderator
  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 5,063
  • Likes: 24
  •  
  • Reviews: 24
Who was the girl?
Link that works please.

Offline LAZY_GENTLEMAN

Sorry, I've pasted the link again,it should work now?

Offline Kev40ish

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Moderator
  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 5,063
  • Likes: 24
  •  
  • Reviews: 24

Offline king tarzan

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Banned
  • Posts: 15,165
  • Likes: 8
  •  
  • Reviews: 1
There should be a song playing in your head at these times

" darling I am walking away"
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline LAZY_GENTLEMAN

Yes may have helped. Instead of Justin Bieber that was on....

Offline JayEZ2K

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,960
  • Likes: 25
  •  
  • Reviews: 276
What a skank bitch (my analysis based on your review). Advertises 19 years old, but really mid-30s. Dirty, unkempt, and rude service to boot. Sincerely sorry for the shite punt. I just removed her from my list, so at least you saved me and probably others by posting.

BTW, some girls use hand sanitizer on their body and breasts, so hopefully you just tasted some residual gel and disinfectants.

Offline rustpoacher

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Banned
  • Banned
  • *
  • Posts: 96
  • Likes: 0
  •  
  • Reviews: 0
her AW looked good but
thanks for the heads up :-)
Banned reason: Allegedly posting fake reviews
Banned by: