Author Topic: Linda @ China Five Elements Massage - Spitafields  (Read 1053 times)

Offline Prettyflyforawifi

Booking service: Straightforward. Called 10min before and spoke to an asian man who said i can come whenever i want. Bit abrupt but whatever I said I'll give it a go.

Venue: Close to Spitafields Market

Location: The chinese man walks me to the room and tells me ro take my clothes off. By this time i was wondering if hes the one that will massage me.
Table was clean and the room pretty decent , okaish lighting +  average relaxing music however there is only a sink and no shower facilities 7/10
Masseuse: Linda, Chinese woman approx 30 years old. Quite fit, pretty face, about 165cm tall 7.5/10

Massage: started with a bit of oil lot of focus on upper back and she kept rubbing and rubbing,  no actual technique or skill. After like 15 min she gives me a 2 min neck massage again little to no oil so the rubbing was quite harsh.
Continues towards my lower back slowly reaching my inner thights and a few CC swipes. Nothing fantastic just very rushed.
Asked to turn over and here is where the negotiations start.
B2B £60, I'm like "no the, just a HE please for £20". She's like "no no B2B 40". Back and forth and she wouldn't budge for less than £30 for HE. I said okay fine then just massage please as I won't offer more than £20 for HE.
She continues rubbing dramatically my legs (obviously very upset), I was like ok don't take revenge on my calfs. After 3 more mins of leg rubbs i have in and offered the £30 for HE.
Basic with no tension building she starts rubbing it quicker and quicker as my 30min were coming to an end. I finalised quick wipe no hot towel nothing. 4/10

Price : £30 for 30 min + 30 for HE.

Overall a very poor experience. Would not return. For £60 You get a better service and VFM from Jullya or Jessica