Artemis (Berlin) report

[Billiken]

While there are lots of reports about Artemis here already, I thought I’d share my experiences over several visits. This was my first visit to the true FKK club, where the girls are naked (I previously visited FKK Samya near Cologne and FKK Living Room, where most girls cover their tits and pussies). My overall impression: what a fake tits paradise! Almost every girl there seemed to have silicone bolt-ons (though I had great time with two pairs of natural tits in one of my sessions). Even though it’s expensive, it’s worth it (especially if you are into girls with fake tits). Between sessions I very much enjoyed sitting at the bar and watching all the pussy walk by.

Prices:
Entrance: EUR 80, do NOT include beer (or any other alcohol)
Half-hour standard session: EUR 60 (includes covered BJ and vaginal sex, ends when you cum or at thirty-minute mark)
Anal: EUR 100 (offered by some girls only)
OWO: EUR 50 (offered very discretely by some girls only)
CIM: EUR 50 in addition to OWO (again, offered very discretely by some girls only)
Lesbian action: EUR 50

Girls I’ve seen:

Karla (or Carla): tits-on-a-stick, dirty-blond with dark hair growing out. Romanian. Tits are fake, but nicely done. Height about 170cm. Piercing above clit. Extras offered at the standard prices for Artemis, see above. Great BJ technique, almost deepthroats it. I spent an hour fucking her all three holes. She has a very flexible body, which is a treat: she allowed me to put her on the back, with her knees on her shoulders, and ram my cock into her pussy and asshole. Will repeat.

Irina: bottle-blonde hair, shoulder-length. Height about 180cm. German. Fake tits. Did a standard half-hour session with her (no extras). This was a disaster. Her (covered) BJ technique was awful: could feel her teeth. While fucking, she kept on holding onto the condom at the base of the cock, which is incredibly annoying. Avoid.

Aliya and Anya (threesome): both Germans, from Dusseldorf. Aliya has brown hair with blonde highlights, brown eyes, wears glasses and has medium-size natural tits, Anya has blonde hair, blue eyes, and small tits. Aliya is about 170cm tall, Anya is taller, 175cm. Both are stunners tens, girls I could never have outside of a brothel. I took them for an hour and they were amazing. BJ technique was good, no teeth whatsoever. Neither does anal. They took turns fucking me, while the other either had her tits or pussy in my face, or kissing the other girl (sometimes with pussy in my face, sometimes without so that I could see). They licked each other’s pussies. I was tired and only good for one pop, which they accomplished by Aliya stroking my cock while Anya was rubbing her pussy in front of me and moaning. Recommend this pair.

Rion: Thai girl with fake tits, about 165cm tall. Did her because haven’t had an Asian girl in a long while, and never been with a Thai girl. BJ technique good, no teeth. Average punt, kind of vanilla. Could be because I just came too soon.

Axinia: Bulgarian blonde with medium fake tits. Pretty face and nice body. 160cm tall. Does not smoke! Good CBJ, then fuck in mish and doggy. She seemed into it. Good session, but not terribly memorable.

Jamila: a rail-thin Arab girl from Morocco with big poufy curly hair. About 170cm tall. While other girls were congregating in groups, she stood there alone. Seems somewhat shy, especially relative to other Artemis girls -- I had to approach her! Sweet demeanor and very sensual in the room. BJ skills could use some work, but she tries very hard to please. The only other negative was that her fake tits felt very strange -- they didn't move at all (I think she had submuscular placement), but overall it was a great fuck (and I got to check an Arab girl off the “fuck bucket list”).

[shooter]

Great report, thanks.  Im hoping to get back to Artemis soon. 

But the thing that puts me off (apart from the price of the alcohol and the €100 charge for  A levels!) is how busy it gets.   

The last few times I went in Spring this year (will try and do a report), the place was rammed with punters. 

I visited in the evening, but not public holidays or anything- one night was a Tuesday and at about 10pm I couldnt find anywhere to sit at the bar and the lounge  , so I ended up going to the downstairs bar where the girls no longer spend much time (they used to when I first went).  Even going into the lockers there were only a handful free.

What was your experience - was it that busy when you went, was I just unlucky?

[pusfunman]

Thanks and nice report. Despite a lot of negatives from other people i have generally had good experience at Artemis and good to see I'm not just crazy and the only one. It's for sure silicone central, but I've always found a bit of variety on offer at the same time.

[Billiken]

What was your experience - was it that busy when you went, was I just unlucky?

When I went it wasn't too busy. I was there on weeknights, after work (this was a work trip), and there were usually 30-40 WGs and about the same number of punters. Might have been slow time of the year -- I was there in mid-August.

One more thing that I forgot to mention in my report: I can confirm that food there is absolutely terrible. But you don't go to Artemis for high cuisine.

[Dimond dave]

 

Good report bud

I'm there next week end for 5 days planning a couple of days chill there 

While there are lots of reports about Artemis here already, I thought I’d share my experiences over several visits. This was my first visit to the true FKK club, where the girls are naked (I previously visited FKK Samya near Cologne and FKK Living Room, where most girls cover their tits and pussies). My overall impression: what a fake tits paradise! Almost every girl there seemed to have silicone bolt-ons (though I had great time with two pairs of natural tits in one of my sessions). Even though it’s expensive, it’s worth it (especially if you are into girls with fake tits). Between sessions I very much enjoyed sitting at the bar and watching all the pussy walk by.

Prices:
Entrance: EUR 80, do NOT include beer (or any other alcohol)
Half-hour standard session: EUR 60 (includes covered BJ and vaginal sex, ends when you cum or at thirty-minute mark)
Anal: EUR 100 (offered by some girls only)
OWO: EUR 50 (offered very discretely by some girls only)
CIM: EUR 50 in addition to OWO (again, offered very discretely by some girls only)
Lesbian action: EUR 50

Girls I’ve seen:

Karla (or Carla): tits-on-a-stick, dirty-blond with dark hair growing out. Romanian. Tits are fake, but nicely done. Height about 170cm. Piercing above clit. Extras offered at the standard prices for Artemis, see above. Great BJ technique, almost deepthroats it. I spent an hour fucking her all three holes. She has a very flexible body, which is a treat: she allowed me to put her on the back, with her knees on her shoulders, and ram my cock into her pussy and asshole. Will repeat.

Irina: bottle-blonde hair, shoulder-length. Height about 180cm. German. Fake tits. Did a standard half-hour session with her (no extras). This was a disaster. Her (covered) BJ technique was awful: could feel her teeth. While fucking, she kept on holding onto the condom at the base of the cock, which is incredibly annoying. Avoid.

Aliya and Anya (threesome): both Germans, from Dusseldorf. Aliya has brown hair with blonde highlights, brown eyes, wears glasses and has medium-size natural tits, Anya has blonde hair, blue eyes, and small tits. Aliya is about 170cm tall, Anya is taller, 175cm. Both are stunners tens, girls I could never have outside of a brothel. I took them for an hour and they were amazing. BJ technique was good, no teeth whatsoever. Neither does anal. They took turns fucking me, while the other either had her tits or pussy in my face, or kissing the other girl (sometimes with pussy in my face, sometimes without so that I could see). They licked each other’s pussies. I was tired and only good for one pop, which they accomplished by Aliya stroking my cock while Anya was rubbing her pussy in front of me and moaning. Recommend this pair.

Rion: Thai girl with fake tits, about 165cm tall. Did her because haven’t had an Asian girl in a long while, and never been with a Thai girl. BJ technique good, no teeth. Average punt, kind of vanilla. Could be because I just came too soon.

Axinia: Bulgarian blonde with medium fake tits. Pretty face and nice body. 160cm tall. Does not smoke! Good CBJ, then fuck in mish and doggy. She seemed into it. Good session, but not terribly memorable.

Jamila: a rail-thin Arab girl from Morocco with big poufy curly hair. About 170cm tall. While other girls were congregating in groups, she stood there alone. Seems somewhat shy, especially relative to other Artemis girls -- I had to approach her! Sweet demeanor and very sensual in the room. BJ skills could use some work, but she tries very hard to please. The only other negative was that her fake tits felt very strange -- they didn't move at all (I think she had submuscular placement), but overall it was a great fuck (and I got to check an Arab girl off the “fuck bucket list”).

[Jerboa]

While there are lots of reports about Artemis here already, I thought I’d share my experiences over several visits. This was my first visit to the true FKK club, where the girls are naked (I previously visited FKK Samya near Cologne and FKK Living Room, where most girls cover their tits and pussies). My overall impression: what a fake tits paradise! Almost every girl there seemed to have silicone bolt-ons (though I had great time with two pairs of natural tits in one of my sessions). Even though it’s expensive, it’s worth it (especially if you are into girls with fake tits). Between sessions I very much enjoyed sitting at the bar and watching all the pussy walk by.

Prices:
Entrance: EUR 80, do NOT include beer (or any other alcohol)
Half-hour standard session: EUR 60 (includes covered BJ and vaginal sex, ends when you cum or at thirty-minute mark)
Anal: EUR 100 (offered by some girls only)
OWO: EUR 50 (offered very discretely by some girls only) OWO Isn't a extra, only if they think you are new and don't know.
CIM: EUR 50 in addition to OWO (again, offered very discretely by some girls only)
Lesbian action: EUR 50

Girls I’ve seen:

Karla (or Carla): tits-on-a-stick, dirty-blond with dark hair growing out. Romanian. Tits are fake, but nicely done. Height about 170cm. Piercing above clit. Extras offered at the standard prices for Artemis, see above. Great BJ technique, almost deepthroats it. I spent an hour fucking her all three holes. She has a very flexible body, which is a treat: she allowed me to put her on the back, with her knees on her shoulders, and ram my cock into her pussy and asshole. Will repeat.

Irina: bottle-blonde hair, shoulder-length. Height about 180cm. German. Fake tits. Did a standard half-hour session with her (no extras). This was a disaster. Her (covered) BJ technique was awful: could feel her teeth. While fucking, she kept on holding onto the condom at the base of the cock, which is incredibly annoying. Avoid.

Aliya and Anya (threesome): both Germans, from Dusseldorf. Aliya has brown hair with blonde highlights, brown eyes, wears glasses and has medium-size natural tits, Anya has blonde hair, blue eyes, and small tits. Aliya is about 170cm tall, Anya is taller, 175cm. Both are stunners tens, girls I could never have outside of a brothel. I took them for an hour and they were amazing. BJ technique was good, no teeth whatsoever. Neither does anal. They took turns fucking me, while the other either had her tits or pussy in my face, or kissing the other girl (sometimes with pussy in my face, sometimes without so that I could see). They licked each other’s pussies. I was tired and only good for one pop, which they accomplished by Aliya stroking my cock while Anya was rubbing her pussy in front of me and moaning. Recommend this pair. That sounds fun, but did they charge you lesbian show? total €240 + €100 extra?

Rion: Thai girl with fake tits, about 165cm tall. Did her because haven’t had an Asian girl in a long while, and never been with a Thai girl. BJ technique good, no teeth. Average punt, kind of vanilla. Could be because I just came too soon.

Axinia: Bulgarian blonde with medium fake tits. Pretty face and nice body. 160cm tall. Does not smoke! Good CBJ, then fuck in mish and doggy. She seemed into it. Good session, but not terribly memorable.

Jamila: a rail-thin Arab girl from Morocco with big poufy curly hair. About 170cm tall. While other girls were congregating in groups, she stood there alone. Seems somewhat shy, especially relative to other Artemis girls -- I had to approach her! Sweet demeanor and very sensual in the room. BJ skills could use some work, but she tries very hard to please. The only other negative was that her fake tits felt very strange -- they didn't move at all (I think she had submuscular placement), but overall it was a great fuck (and I got to check an Arab girl off the “fuck bucket list”).