I could Alfie (why Jude Law rather than Michael Caine you thick cunt?) but I would prefer not to 'big' man
No idea what you're trying to say here, care to explain. Do you mean it's Michael Caine who's the thick cunt.
Where would you suggest a Middlesbrough agency should operate if not Teesside. Newcastle punters don't need to travel far we've got loads of choice here.
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Just had a look at your reviews, 7 negative between Diamonds and Naughty Northern, who you're raving about, and only 2 positives. That tells me how good you thought they were.
