Author Topic: Jessice69/Stratford. A very Meh punt and left feeling dirty  (Read 7676 times)


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Offline Dicky

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I had an itch to see Jessica over the last 4 months or so that kept getting itchier as I read all the positive reviews.

Comms and booking: absolutely atrocious. Her booking system has been a nightmare for the last 4 months. She changes her criteria, timings etc on an almost daily basis and expects the punter to be up to speed. I did that.
Booked her twice over the last 3 months, only to be cancelled twice with a half day's notice.

First was onset of periods.

Second was during the world cup when she 'forgot' that there was a Brazil match at the time I had booked her. This was a shitshow because I had arranged my meetings around Canary Wharf etc to be in the vicinity.
Anyway, forgiven given her spunky persona and her increasingly positive reviews.

Then I had the temerity of asking on one of the threads about her size increase from 8 to 10 on the AW profile (which she then promptly reduced back to 8 after this question)...and I stopped getting responses about my booking queries after this.

I still wanted to book her because there was something about her pics and attitude that intrigued me, so used another burner sim and messaged her the day before and got a reply within seconds, fixed a meeting time, etc.

Location : flat as described. Her room was messy with things all over the place. The bathroom however was disgusting. Empty bottles of water in the tub (strange!!), shower cubicle dirty, the drain was blocked and had a thick bunch of hair that floated up as the shower cubicle filled with water to ankle height as I showered. Ugh.  :vomit:  tried hard to steer clear of the clump of hair as it floated tantalisingly around my toes and ankles.

Looks: very tiny, height is correct or maybe even 5ft. Too much makeup (eyebrows painted on). Facially pretty from most angles except for some where her face looked a bit flat and weird. Very nice natural boobs.  Thick but flattish tummy (like a barrel).
Then it got bad. She had a whole spair tyre of fat just above her butt..so it was really unsightly looking at her from the side. I see those in gym saunas or pools on fat women...a spair tyre over the bikini bottom...and turn my eyes away. Size 10 that she fleetingly put on her profile would be correct...and that on a 5 footer, would be fat. I thunk she's somewhere between a 10-12 below tbe waist...a bit flabby. Definitely needs to cut on the pizzas and pies and hit the gym before she gets seriously thicck. 

Service : was not comparable to her flatmate Anna's. She's had this on-off around CIM and OW. First offered me OW on texts for 110 but I said that's a no-go. Then offered me OWO but no CIM for 120 which I accepted.
Lots of kissing...DFK but very less tongue. To the extent that I got a bit tired of only kissing.

Scant access to pussy: I asked if I could touch her and she nodded. However she always kept her hands over her pussy...or her legs tightly shut whenever my hand was around the area. Was quite frustrating and I was wondering what she was trying to hide!

OWO was OK. Too much spitting on my cock for my liking...especially as I was dreading going into that shower cubicle back again with that massive clump of hair floating. Got me hard. At this point, an honorable mention to Anna whose OWO is absolutely amongst the top few OWOs I have experienced. This was nowhere close
Requested condom and she went on top in CG which was ok too and I came soon. Cleaned me up and settled for some talk. 

Round 2 started with loads of kissing again while I tried to reach her pussy...but access was sneakily witheld. This failed to excite me and was becoming annoying. So I asked her to suck me off....loads of spitting recommenced and I was put off to the extent that I knew I would never get hard.  Asked her how much time we had and she said 5 min.  So thought of rubbing one out myself...as I started to, she spat again on my cock...wtf  :vomit: :mad:  and I went soft again.
So, got up and went back with threpidation into the bathroom.  Checked my phone and it was still 13 min to go, so madame was trying to shortchange me. Anyway, I knew it was over...had a quick shower, avoiding that clump of hair. Got dressed and was still feeling dirty after having showered in that filth and the feeling of her spit over me. So took a huge mouthful of mouthwash to feel a bit fresh and stepped out into the cool evening air and strode quickly to the station, away from the shithole that Stratford is.

On the whole a low neutral because of the following:
Horrible comms and finicky booking procedure
Lack of tongues while kissing
Access to pussy denied despite assuring me it was available
Lacklusture OWO and no CIM (although price slightly lower to reflect).
Flab over the butt
Felt a bit spaced out and the conversation didnt flow.
Really dirty shower space.
Said 5 min left when I actually had approx 15-18 min left
Left feeling dirty and a waste of 120

Will not repeat

Offline ars.mav

Thanks for alerting..think she is past her prime now..

Had her HL'd, but taking out now :thumbsdown:

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If she didn’t want to meet you you should have just walked away. Changing numbers and showing up at her doorstep is plain dishonest. Not the best ice breaker to have a chilled punt.

Also how is it possible that there were 13 minutes left in the punt, you took a shower, dried walked to the station, got there, then checked against your watch and saw there were 15 minutes left in the punt ? You math doesn’t add up, among other things that don’t add up in your review

Offline The Film Director

Thanks for the review OP.  Haven't been to Stratford for years and don't think I'll be paying a visit any time soon.

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If you class this as a neutral I'd hate to see what happens for you on a negative.

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Do you really want to know why I canceled twice and I no longer responded to your messages?

BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT SEE YOU.

What  time did not you realize that?

I'm amazed how you spent money buying another simcard to try to meet me.

Btw, sorry for your bad experience, I hope you have more luck next time  :drinks: :coolgirl:
« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 08:17:52 am by Jess.pakistani »

Offline Dicky

If she didn’t want to meet you you should have just walked away. Changing numbers and showing up at her doorstep is plain dishonest. Not the best ice breaker to have a chilled punt.

Also how is it possible that there were 13 minutes left in the punt, you took a shower, dried walked to the station, got there, then checked against your watch and saw there were 15 minutes left in the punt ? You math doesn’t add up, among other things that don’t add up in your review

You do need some attention to detail yourself. Let me lay it out for you in simpler terms:
- i asked her how many min left. She said 5.
- then I started wanking for about 3-4 min.
- after these 3-4 min of wanking, when I went into the bathroom, I checked the time and it was still 13 min left
- this means that when she said 5 min left, there were actually 13+3 or 13+4 min left.

Do you understand now? Or should I try and simplify further?  :dash:

Offline Dicky

If you class this as a neutral I'd hate to see what happens for you on a negative.

Haha, as I said this was a low neutral. A couple more strikes and this would be a negative.

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Offline Dicky

Do you really want to know why I canceled twice and I no longer responded to your messages?

BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT SEE YOU.

What  time did not you realize that?

I'm amazed how you spent money buying another simcard to try to meet me.

Btw, sorry for your bad experience, I hope you have more luck next time  :drinks: :coolgirl:

You cancelled twice because you did not want to see me? Lol. And then promised after each cancellation to see me whenever I was in London next? On weed this early in the day?  :dance:

Also I did not buy another sim just for you...I always have an extra just in case the other runs out of balance,  :music:

Not going back to you, so there will not be a next time hun.. :coolgirl:

Offline Dicky

Thanks for alerting..think she is past her prime now..

Had her HL'd, but taking out now :thumbsdown:

Think so. She's gone off the rails a bit, too with her changes to services on a daily basis.


Offline Bassman

Think so. She's gone off the rails a bit, too with her changes to services on a daily basis.

She is coming across flakey. Why would she not want to see you if all she has is texts/calls. Unless you were being lewd or strange in them, as otherwise why would you not want to see a new client? More like she was just, as I said, being flakey.

Or she was worried because she cancelled twice you may have caused her probs during the punt.

Either way, your description of her is interesting. No one has described her in the way your have.

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Reading between the lines this SP may be refusing offers of a “good review” in return for time/services/discounts/freebies.  Some of the reviews here are odd.  She is certainly keen to get AW ratings.  I do not take (some of) her reviews here at face value.

Offline Freddoor

Can’t see how she could be classed as having any fat looking at the photos she puts on uke, I hope to still see Jess in the next couple of days, then will add my 2 cents, I noticed her phone number is gone and she hasn’t replied to my messages through Aw, so Comms are looking like a nightmare probably should get a plan b in place

Offline unus669

One thing that’s constant about this WG, across the board, is all sorts of negatives. Filthy abode, weed smelling, shady characters in the property et al, have been reiterated. Then like HappyPants, pointed out, you have these glowing reviews  :unknown:

Very strange. My opinion is, the WG’s tank, is near empty or is empty. There has been so much footfall her way, she’s probably done more than enough miles :scare:

Offline magnetico

Thanks for posting this review, now off my HL

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Reading between the lines this SP may be refusing offers of a “good review” in return for time/services/discounts/freebies.  Some of the reviews here are odd.  She is certainly keen to get AW ratings.  I do not take (some of) her reviews here at face value.

Yes, I get lots of people who try and use this sites name and reputation to get discounts and it’s annoying, BUT dicky was not one of them.
I did not want to meet dicky because of something my friend (who he met Before) said about him and also the instinct I got from him when he first tried to book me, he seemed very obsessive with his messages and as he himself has admitted he tried booking me for months with success and instead of moving on he simply used a different number.

Offline unus669

Yes, I get lots of people who try and use this sites name and reputation to get discounts and it’s annoying, BUT dicky was not one of them.
I did not want to meet dicky because of something my friend (who he met Before) said about him and also the instinct I got from him when he first tried to book me, he seemed very obsessive with his messages and as he himself has admitted he tried booking me for months with success and instead of moving on he simply used a different number.

This doesn’t make sense, you didn’t know it was Dicky, cos of the new Sim. When he arrived, when did you know it was him? When you opened the door? When he was inside you? Or when he post this review? :unknown:

Offline Would?

I tried to book her three times with no success all through texts. Probably she didn't like my phone no and decided not to see me. Now i am glad i missed the bullet. I always felt something wasn't right there when you read between the lines. I am glad i removed her from my hot list a few weeks ago.

Offline Dicky

Yes, I get lots of people who try and use this sites name and reputation to get discounts and it’s annoying, BUT dicky was not one of them.
I did not want to meet dicky because of something my friend (who he met Before) said about him and also the instinct I got from him when he first tried to book me, he seemed very obsessive with his messages and as he himself has admitted he tried booking me for months with success and instead of moving on he simply used a different number.

All my messages have always been to the point...something like, 'hi, I am back in London for x days and really keen to see you. Are you free at xpm tomorrow'.

Obsessive how? simply because I tried to book you unsuccessfully every time I was in London? Lol!!  I kept trying only because everytime you said something like, 'oh sorry, maybe we can make it next time'

I never mentioned I was on UKP. You figured it was me when you offered Anna to me when cancelling on me the second time and I said I had already seen her. So your trying to make it look like you cancelled on me twice because you did not want to see me is pure bullshit...sorry.

Offline Dicky

This doesn’t make sense, you didn’t know it was Dicky, cos of the new Sim. When he arrived, when did you know it was him? When you opened the door? When he was inside you? Or when he post this review? :unknown:

Lol, she had no clue till I posted this review and alluded to her past cancellations. I gave a history of past cancellations so that the board knows how flakey she's been.

she associated this UKP profile with my normal punting SIM when she offered me Anna while cancelling on me the second time and I mentioned I had seen her. Then on the boards I once posted about her cancelling because of periods. I think she figured out who it was based on these two things.

I think she chose not to respond to me this time because I asked on the board about her size increasing when she put size 10 on her profile for a few days. Unfortunately that size change was true and her butt looks very shapeless from the side, not toned/round at all.


Offline unus669

Lol, she had no clue till I posted this review and alluded to her past cancellations. I gave a history of past cancellations so that the board knows how flakey she's been.

she associated this UKP profile with my normal punting SIM when she offered me Anna while cancelling on me the second time and I mentioned I had seen her. Then on the boards I once posted about her cancelling because of periods. I think she figured out who it was based on these two things.

I think she chose not to respond to me this time because I asked on the board about her size increasing when she put size 10 on her profile for a few days. Unfortunately that size change was true and her butt looks very shapeless from the side, not toned/round at all.

So effectively, her response is just made up in response to your review? As I couldn’t understand, why with all your shortcomings, she is claiming, she went ahead with the booking. Hence my question, when did she realise who you were. :unknown:

Offline Bondmaniac

I think there is nothing wrong with the review.  Ultimately it is an opinion, if you didn't feel buttons were pressed then fair enough to give the neutral.
I personally want to visit Jessica, i think she looks amazing, not sure what you mean about flat butt.. looks like a proper Brazilian booty to me.

Personally would not have gone back if i had an agreed booking made the trip only to be mugged off (happened to me with indian-simran).

The whole spitting whilst giving BJ.. maybe but of PSE and some people like that sort of thing.  But i also have had concerns about the people in flat which doesn't appeal to be.  Hopefully will get the opportunity to me Jessica as she is definitely a Hot Brazilian Babe.

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All my messages have always been to the point...something like, 'hi, I am back in London for x days and really keen to see you. Are you free at xpm tomorrow'.

Obsessive how? simply because I tried to book you unsuccessfully every time I was in London? Lol!!  I kept trying only because everytime you said something like, 'oh sorry, maybe we can make it next time'

I never mentioned I was on UKP. You figured it was me when you offered Anna to me when cancelling on me the second time and I said I had already seen her. So your trying to make it look like you cancelled on me twice because you did not want to see me is pure bullshit...sorry.
You did try booking her for 4 months without it working out and then the minute you use a burner you manage to get a booking. Didn’t that make you wonder if it was something about you, considering you already met her flat mate? Don’t get me wrong if a girl didn’t want to see me I would prefer she just told me, but at the same time i get that not everyone can accept no so can understand why some girls might just ignore or try a soft rejection and hope a guy takes the hint.

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for alerting..think she is past her prime now..

Had her HL'd, but taking out now :thumbsdown:
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Cheers OP for the heads up  :hi:

Offline headlessChicken

So to sum up dirty Incall location, she is a dwarf with a muffin top problem,spits on your dick too much as she thinks her saliva is liquid viagra and is either too dumb due to lost brain cells with smoking too much pot to read the time correctly or is a liar you are being too kind with the neutral.

Offline advanced

Cant believe there are guys here trying to get discounts from the prossies in return for a positive review.   :dash:

Offline lovemeyellow

Cant believe there are guys here trying to get discounts from the prossies in return for a positive review.   :dash:

Some of the stories I’ve heard from SP are crazy, believe it or not there are actually punters who do those kind of things!

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Some of the stories I’ve heard from SP are crazy, believe it or not there are actually punters who do those kind of things!

Sharp practice but understandable business move.  The SPs set themselves a standard though which if they do not match (and many don't because they're clueless  :wackogirl:) quickly gets undone by a slew of negatives.

I'd rather take a chance on a TOFTT and find a keeper that you can get a regular arrangement with.

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Yes, I get lots of people who try and use this sites name and reputation to get discounts and it’s annoying, BUT dicky was not one of them.
I did not want to meet dicky because of something my friend (who he met Before) said about him and also the instinct I got from him when he first tried to book me, he seemed very obsessive with his messages and as he himself has admitted he tried booking me for months with success and instead of moving on he simply used a different number.

Honest question: given that in this case it got to the point where you eventually told it all, wouldn't it have been much better for everybody if you had told him right away "I'm sorry, I have a bad feeling and I didn't hear good things about you so I'm not going to see you" instead of playing an ambiguous game?

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Sharp practice but understandable business move.  The SPs set themselves a standard though which if they do not match (and many don't because they're clueless  :wackogirl:) quickly gets undone by a slew of negatives.

I'd rather take a chance on a TOFTT and find a keeper that you can get a regular arrangement with.
Honestly don’t know if you’re justifying, condemning, or trying to deflect attention away from the comment you replied to

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You did try booking her for 4 months without it working out and then the minute you use a burner you manage to get a booking. Didn’t that make you wonder if it was something about you, considering you already met her flat mate? Don’t get me wrong if a girl didn’t want to see me I would prefer she just told me, but at the same time i get that not everyone can accept no so can understand why some girls might just ignore or try a soft rejection and hope a guy takes the hint.

In this case, I think she is just being flaky - I have tried several time with call and text to organize a meet with her and she has not even response to my text. I can assure you I have never meet her or her friend or any particular request.

Some people are so easy to buy into the stupid excuse of pro$$ies.

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Honestly don’t know if you’re justifying, condemning, or trying to deflect attention away from the comment you replied to

None of your suggestions.  I am commenting.  Whether it's complete cunt punters who offer it or SPs who ask, unless we're all doing it the truth will out.


Offline magnetico

Cant believe there are guys here trying to get discounts from the prossies in return for a positive review.   :dash:

Probably less than 1% of the punters but Jessie is just using this to slag off UKP members

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None of your suggestions.  I am commenting.  Whether it's complete cunt punters who offer it or SPs who ask, unless we're all doing it the truth will out.
Hope so. My instinct for this review, a guy tries booking a girl for months without any luck and then gets through when he uses a burner, how can he not think she was avoiding him? I know some guys get bitter and revenge post, not saying this is the case here, but the detail that he went to in his OP was almost as if he was setting up a defense to “I didn’t want to see you” so he could say you only know it’s me because I went into so much details about dates and reason. Otherwise Whi actually does that? Makes them easily identifiable on purpose?

Offline ars.mav

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Cheers OP for the heads up  :hi:

Double  :thumbsdown:  :thumbsdown: now to Jessica69 from me

UKP isn't for sorting out "lover's spat" and "he said, she said"..

OP has given his view/experience and the fact SP is washing dirty linen in public, makes me as a punter distrust her even more. We're all here to seek pleasure by making an informed choice through each others experiences; not read through an emotional drama.

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Hope so. My instinct for this review, a guy tries booking a girl for months without any luck and then gets through when he uses a burner, how can he not think she was avoiding him? I know some guys get bitter and revenge post, not saying this is the case here, but the detail that he went to in his OP was almost as if he was setting up a defense to “I didn’t want to see you” so he could say you only know it’s me because I went into so much details about dates and reason. Otherwise Whi actually does that? Makes them easily identifiable on purpose?

There's definitely something fishy about both parties here.
Punters who pursue meetings with SPs by using multiple phone numbers and deceit aren't punters, they're stalkers.  It's one thing to verify an SP is lying or otherwise evading an engagement and then moving on (the HEALTHY option), leave a Neg if you feel so aggrieved, it's a whole other thing to trick your way into a meeting.  If you get rumbled at some point you can only expect a bad result.
I agree with TheOracle, an SP who can't outright tell a punter they don't want to see them is courting trouble.  Sure you can't guarantee the obsessed won't leave you alone, but all SPs have several options for managing undesirable punters who turn up too.

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There's definitely something fishy about both parties here.
Punters who pursue meetings with SPs by using multiple phone numbers and deceit aren't punters, they're stalkers.  It's one thing to verify an SP is lying or otherwise evading an engagement and then moving on (the HEALTHY option), leave a Neg if you feel so aggrieved, it's a whole other thing to trick your way into a meeting.  If you get rumbled at some point you can only expect a bad result.
I agree with TheOracle, an SP who can't outright tell a punter they don't want to see them is courting trouble.  Sure you can't guarantee the obsessed won't leave you alone, but all SPs have several options for managing undesirable punters who turn up too.

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Offline Dicky

In this case, I think she is just being flaky - I have tried several time with call and text to organize a meet with her and she has not even response to my text. I can assure you I have never meet her or her friend or any particular request.

Some people are so easy to buy into the stupid excuse of pro$$ies.

Massively flakey...or spaced out...or both. On Sat evening, I got a text reply from Jessica on my original punting phone which she claims to have been avoiding, replying to my booking request after 4-5 days saying 'hi, how long for'.... :crazy: :wacko: 

Ps: Btw to all the keyboard commandos who've been asking me why I used a burner phone...because it had become very clear to me that she did not want to see the 'Dicky' from UKP who had commented about her size increase before on UKP and also about her flatmate not being stunning. She had associated my UKP userid with my original phone.

Anyway, this would not take away from the fact that she provided a meh service in a shithole environment

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Massively flakey...or spaced out...or both. On Sat evening, I got a text reply from Jessica on my original punting phone which she claims to have been avoiding, replying to my booking request after 4-5 days saying 'hi, how long for'.... :crazy: :wacko: 

Ps: Btw to all the keyboard commandos who've been asking me why I used a burner phone...because it had become very clear to me that she did not want to see the 'Dicky' from UKP who had commented about her size increase before on UKP and also about her flatmate not being stunning. She had associated my UKP userid with my original phone.

Anyway, this would not take away from the fact that she provided a meh service in a shithole environment

Sounds to me, as you have previously commented on her weight. Known she didn’t want to see UKP Dicky, went in there with a lot of negative thoughts before you even started.

Not the recipe for a good meet

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Sounds to me, as you have previously commented on her weight. Known she didn’t want to see UKP Dicky, went in there with a lot of negative thoughts before you even started.

Not the recipe for a good meet

Not really...I asked about her size increase and was content when she changed it back.i genuinely went in hoping to make her a regular on London trips because her looks on pictures were right up my street and she works near Canary Wharf where most of my meetings seem to be in the next few months. I'd be a fool to spend 120 on someone I was hating on, haha. Know many other better ways to spend a 120.

Also all text messages from her were very friendly and sin the spirit of 'definitely see you on your next trip' till I got no response for this particular booking (until two days back, LOL) and I thought let me try my burner sim. When she replied immediately, I thought..yeah why not. Thats all there is to this story of burner sims.  :drinks:

And now her belated reply on Sa evening after all this, to my original booking request just shows that she seems to be in a weird funk of replying to some, not replying to others...generally disorganised and messy.

Offline indianguy

Thanks for alerting..think she is past her prime now..

Had her HL'd, but taking out now :thumbsdown:

+1, she's into my blacklist now  :dance:
Her prime could be fake reviews, and nothing else....

Offline doughboy

I don't see what the fuss is about the OP using a different number. As a one-off, nothing weird about it. She obviously didn't take kindly to his comments that she was a bigger girl than she advertised, nor that he didn't find her mate attractive. Being annoyed about this, she ignored him. OP wouldn't have known this and so tried contact using a different number, so what?. She replied, they arranged to meet up. She wouldn't have known he was the annoying cunt she was ignoring, unless OP told her. Fact of the matter is, there probably wasn't any chemistry and she provided a lack lustre service. OP probably went in with really high expectations, having read all the fluffy reviews on her,  but when actuality didn't meet expectations, he probably thought a big more negatively about her. End of story. All the other reviewers don't mention she was chunkier than expected, nor less attractive etc.
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In any case there is no excuse for having a dirty bathroom and blocked shower.  That kind of thing puts you off from the start because if the girl doesn't realise that attention to those kind of details matters to the customer, then she probably doesn't make an effort during the punt.

Offline tantric talents

I don't see what the fuss is about the OP using a different number. As a one-off, nothing weird about it. She obviously didn't take kindly to his comments that she was a bigger girl than she advertised, nor that he didn't find her mate attractive. Being annoyed about this, she ignored him. OP wouldn't have known this and so tried contact using a different number, so what?. She replied, they arranged to meet up. She wouldn't have known he was the annoying cunt she was ignoring, unless OP told her. Fact of the matter is, there probably wasn't any chemistry and she provided a lack lustre service. OP probably went in with really high expectations, having read all the fluffy reviews on her,  but when actuality didn't meet expectations, he probably thought a big more negatively about her. End of story. All the other reviewers don't mention she was chunkier than expected, nor less attractive etc.

I am inclined to go along with this analysis. I don’t think there is anything stalker like about using a fresh number. OP probably just wanted to see her with a “clean slate” approach so she would have no prior prejudices.  They had never actually met before and after all, we now how fickle some prossies can be from time to time, and even from punt to punt.

The hygiene issue in the flat is what concerns me more. Every regular I see has an immaculate bathroom. There are no excuses really.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2018, 01:06:21 pm by tantric talents »

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Tbf if this was a personal attack OP would have given a neg rather than a neutral. I recognise he may have been more highly critical of her physical and sexual but bottles and dirty bathroom is just something that needs to be recognised.

Take what you will but I would like to see future reviews of this girl focus on what the cleanliness is like and if she has the physical proportions described by OP.

Also I am if the opinion this should have been a negative review but maybe OP recognises his own bias and tried to be fair in his overall judgement. Appreciate that you put yourself out there with this review, keep on punting and reviewing!

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This was a shitshow because I had arranged my meetings around Canary Wharf etc to be in the vicinity.

Never plan your life around WGs, this only adds to potential disappointment.
If you insist on doing so, certainly do so only in regards to ones with a much more professional attitude and reputation.


The bathroom however was disgusting. Empty bottles of water in the tub (strange!!), shower cubicle dirty, the drain was blocked and had a thick bunch of hair that floated up as the shower cubicle filled with water to ankle height as I showered. Ugh.  :vomit:  tried hard to steer clear of the clump of hair as it floated tantalisingly around my toes and ankles.

What a dirty, nasty skank.
The hygiene issue in the flat is what concerns me more. Every regular I see has an immaculate bathroom. There are no excuses really.
+1. To me a clean bathroom also says that she's encouraging/wants punters to take a shower. WGs who don't seem to care if clients are clean put me off (but on the flip, I understand some punters take offence if it appears that they are being asked to shower, + there is a time factor).


Some of the stories I’ve heard from SP are crazy, believe it or not there are actually punters who do those kind of things!

Been told a few too. Also, apparently some punters turn up and straight haggle  :unknown:. Logic being WG might accept due to not being able to use that time again. However, I don't get this at all. Why kill the mood/wind the WG up with such BS?


To be fair to the WG she never made any personal, identifying comments about Dicky (e.g. digs at what he looks like) etc...so I personally don't find any issue with her replies in the "outing" sense. Whether or not I believe her content is another story.
Fact she replied to Dicky 2 days ago makes me even think Dicky himself is wrong at thinking she was avoiding that number due to comments on this site (number would have been saved as "dicky UKP ignore" or what not, or have been blocked). Seems she is just so fucking flakey.

Either way it's a no from me. Amazing that guys will still queue up for a chick that has terrible hygeine amongst other question marks next to her name...simply because she's young and pretty (I assume?)

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I’m not sure if anyone has made any comments about her personal hygiene, perhaps I may have missed something, only just cleanliness of the bathroom etc.

I think a point a lot of people tend to forget is that she’s presenting herself as a good time girl and a lot of people want that. What’s 30 mins or more with an attractive looking Brazilian? They will queue and enjoy considering how shit the alternative options really are.

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I’m not sure if anyone has made any comments about her personal hygiene, perhaps I may have missed something, only just cleanliness of the bathroom etc.

I think a point a lot of people tend to forget is that she’s presenting herself as a good time girl and a lot of people want that. What’s 30 mins or more with an attractive looking Brazilian? They will queue and enjoy considering how shit the alternative options really are.

I have certainly read comments about "whiffs" coming from her vag. It's probably what made me take her off my HL

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I have certainly read comments about "whiffs" coming from her vag. It's probably what made me take her off my HL
Ew :vomit: