Inverness Terrace operation, well reported on here. Texted the booking hotline (07932009815) which I picked up from other reviews.
Was offered half an hour with Lilly for £60. I'd seen previous reviews of a Lilly there but the 'maid' confirmed that this was a different Lilly. The description was of a young stunner.
Didn't really expect a horny Kylie Minogie lookalike but still went along at agreed time, texted for address and again on arrival for flat no. The flat is just inside the main communal entry door so potentially not discrete. I didn't have any such issues. Buzzed in on time.
Lilly was hiding behind the door. I would say approx 5 ft6, blondish, mid thirties. Pretty enough and would have been quite attractive in her day but has adopted the current trend for trout lips which does nothing for me. Into the room, handover the wonga (oops sorry they've gone bust!) and duck into a dimly lit and cramped shower. When i emerge she is starkers, standing up next to the bed.
Ok body for the age, nice boobs (but a tad less pert than they no doubt once were). A little podgy in places but still quite pleasant. All over and quite dark sunbed tan with no white bits at all. Again not my preference.
Onto the bed (no massage table) and what followed was a fairly weak massage for 10 mins or so then a couple of body to body slides (me face down) with TONS of oil. Fanny was a bit stubbly so I got a bit of razor burn on my leg and butt cheeks!
Flip over at half time and she then covers my front entirely in oil as well.
A few halfhearted face to face slides (keeping her fanny out of reach) and she then sits between my knees and starts pulling at the old fella who is still really only at half mast. More oil poured onto my knob and nuts.
I managed to get her to deliver a few more half hearted body slides and there was a bit of nipple nibbling (me on her). It was clear that nothing else was on offer and she wasn't going to try to make it any more erotic.
Decided to give in and asked her to wank me slowly and gently to a conclusion. Had to direct this quite a few times as she reverted quickly to trying to pull my cock out by its roots.
Managed to get a hand on her pussy lips for a nano second but no fingers inside. It felt as dry as a bone so I clearly wasn't having any effect on her nether regions (must be a lesbian
).
As soon as I spurted, she handed me a tissue and switched the shower back on. Showered again to try to get the oil off without much luck. Said farewell and ducked out. 35 mins all up including 2 showers.
As I said it was all a bit run of the mill.
I thought long and hard about a negative review but left it as neutral as she delivered the bare minimum levels of service. She was polite enough and others may find her attractive. We just didn't click.
£60 for half an hour was probably ok value for a rub 'n' tug and I've seen others on here paying more in those shady Chinese places.
I wouldn't go back to see Lilly and I don't think I would visit that place again either. It didn't feel overly safe to me. Oh and I forgot to mention that the door entry buzzer went off a few times whilst I was there. Must be one than one girl working there.
Hope this is useful for someone.
