SusieSims / JessieJ - Bristol

[Daffodil]

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£80 for half an hour.

Would have maybe called her neutral, but then I received an unsolicited text asking for feedback. Ok, it was to my punting phone, but she didn't know that and it shows a lack of discretion. Tipped me to negative.

I'd say JessieJ gives a true GFE, by which I mean a lot of inane chat, rubbish massage, and unenthusiastic services.

Comms in the run up were good. She in calls near the Clifton Triangle. Weather was rubbish so I drove and found parking ok in Berkeley Square.

Quick call for her address and she came out to meet me. Her place is discreet, clean and felt safe.

She seems a nice enough girl and reasonably attractive in a girl-next-door kinda way, but a bit plain. She is very slim, but with nice natural tits. Body, overall, is good. Pictures are accurate, although the face picture she claims to have in her private gallery is obscured by large glasses.

She was wearing very casual clothes and non-matching underwear. I hadn't asked for anything specific, but I'd have liked a bit more effort.

She does so much talking, in a broad West Country accent. Really chatty, but it's at the expense of service. It might be a time-wasting tactic, but I think it's actually just her.

Kissing did not seem to be on offer, she says 'at discretion' on her profile. I'm not fussed about kissing and didn't try to instigate any, so you might get lucky if you try.

She got me hard with a handjob, but stopped during to turn to watch her 'favourite scene' in the movie she had playing in the background. Ridiculous. And the scene wasn't even good!

She asked if I wanted oral with or without. Bit safety conscious at the time so I went for covered. Blowjob was good, but did not last long and she stopped during to tell me something she'd forgotten to earlier about whatever rubbish she'd been talking about.

She asked if I wanted sex so I fucked her in a few positions and came during. She wouldn't go on top (too sore apparently).

Some guys might really like her. Good body, not unattractive, chatty, good hygiene, services (probably) as per profile, but certainly not for me.

[vorian]

Thanks for an informative review, the fact that she left the TV on, to me shows a lack of professionalism and customer care, definite negative. Seems not totally beyond hope if she asked for feedback (No she should not have done it the way she did) then maybe she wants to get better. Shame she can't see your review would no doubt help her improve her service and business.

[PuntingPete]

Thanks for an informative review, the fact that she left the TV on, to me shows a lack of professionalism and customer care, definite negative. Seems not totally beyond hope if she asked for feedback (No she should not have done it the way she did) then maybe she wants to get better. Shame she can't see your review would no doubt help her improve her service and business.

I assume it was a porn film she left on? it seems a lot of girls think this is a good idea, TBH it does nothing for me, I'd much rather a bit of music 

[vorian]

I assume it was a porn film she left on? it seems a lot of girls think this is a good idea, TBH it does nothing for me, I'd much rather a bit of music 

Oh I see, never had that before, a bit concerning she lacks the confidence in her skills to get you going and has a porn film on. I prefer no distractions including music.   

[Daffodil]

I assume it was a porn film she left on? it seems a lot of girls think this is a good idea, TBH it does nothing for me, I'd much rather a bit of music 

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[vorian]

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No that is fucking insane, that alone is a negative. Daffodil you have my sympathy and my respect that you did'nt just walk out there and then and took one for the team.

[Pepper]

She also works as Susiesims  External Link/Members Only

There is a thread about her here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10191.0

I visited her as Susiesims and realised I'd seen her before in a different part of Bristol a few years ago and walked.

[pixelpepper]

I wish. It was this: External Link/Members Only 

When I saw her it was Columbo 

[Tinman]

I had exactly the same when I went to meet her last christmas. She just seemed to want to sit watching Santa Claus the movie. Seems funny now but really pissed off at the time. I still get texts a year on, ignoring them doesn't seem to stop her.
Glad it's not just me anyway. Lol

[vorian]

I had exactly the same when I went to meet her last christmas. She just seemed to want to sit watching Santa Claus the movie. Seems funny now but really pissed off at the time. I still get texts a year on, ignoring them doesn't seem to stop her.
Glad it's not just me anyway. Lol

Wierd sound like she has issues but then again every prossie I have ever met does, it just depends on to what degree.

[rudolph hucker]

You've not had a good time recently have you Daff, what with April888 and now this lame bitch! I wish you better luck for the rest of 2014.

Happy hunting.

[Daffodil]

You've not had a good time recently have you Daff, what with April888 and now this lame bitch! I wish you better luck for the rest of 2014.

Happy hunting.

Yes, bit of a rocky start. Let's hope it picks up. Cheers! 

[Chinadoll]

First punt of my new year and it was with JessieJ had the same experiences as Daffodil, She met me outside in just some Jleggings and nothing special. face wasn't pretty and looked had already started to punt me off as she wasn't dressed to impress.

Again, Overworked her mouth with her chatting rather than sucking during the half and hour. BJ was kinda shit but pretty good a nut sucking and licking my balls which was on demand and once she got into it, she opened her mouth and her bad breath was such a turn off. TOO skinny like a was starving but it cud be just bad times.

Really uncomfortable bed which was too soft and generally a terrible experience.   

[BogBog1]

And another very similar experience when I saw her a couple of years ago - really skinny (that's the way I like them) and reasonably attractive, but that's where the positives ended. Far too much jibber-jabber, crap service. A shame because she's pretty friendly and actually a good laugh. But I felt like I'd paid to spend an hour chatting to a mate, which was annoying. 

[Daffodil]

Despite pretty much every comment on UKP being negative, she has around 70 feedbacks on AW with the overwhelming majority being positive 

[PuntingPete]

Despite pretty much every comment on UKP being negative, she has around 70 feedbacks on AW with the overwhelming majority being positive 

No AW FB from you Daff - maybe you didn't make a booking through AW??

[Daffodil]

No AW FB from you Daff - maybe you didn't make a booking through AW??

I'm not a huge fan of leaving AW feedback, prefer to do it here.

[SirFrank]

I wish. It was this: External Link/Members Only 

Lol - no way! Not even home alone. As my old boss used to say to me have a shit before you come to work - I don't pay for you to shit in work

[Tinman]

No at least if it was home alone I could enjoy watching it as well. Might have been more fun. 

[Chinadoll]

alot of AW reviews are BS. People just leave positive comments to get positive comments back to make bookings easier. IMO u can't trust them. UKP is much more reliable.

[BogBog1]

I've seriously taken no notice of AW feedback. I've had some great punts with EE girls with zero feedback, and some shit punts with girls with loads of positive feedback. It's all such a crock of shit basically - that's why this site is so useful. Plus, I very rarely book girls through AW - I always use texts instead - so (unless I'm mistaken) there's no way I can leave feedback afterwards, and no way the girl can leave feedback for me.

[PuntingPete]

I've seriously taken no notice of AW feedback. I've had some great punts with EE girls with zero feedback, and some shit punts with girls with loads of positive feedback. It's all such a crock of shit basically - that's why this site is so useful. Plus, I very rarely book girls through AW - I always use texts instead - so (unless I'm mistaken) there's no way I can leave feedback afterwards, and no way the girl can leave feedback for me.

That's exactly right, I normally book by text too. I only ever book through the AW system if that is requested by the girl.

[Chinadoll]

I find that majority of the newer girls are email only and they want a rating cuz it gets them more bookings which i cud understand but like you guys i book via message and calls. I'm sceptical of WG that don't show their face as it normally turns out bad. JessieJ is one of those.

[Daffodil]

A further note on this prossie. I have never known one as bad for texting totally out-of-the-blue 

She definitely lacks discretion 

[disgruntledpunter]

I too had an issue with JesseJ in that she would keep texting me asking when I was going to go back, can I borrow some money etc.  This went on for several weeks.
I thought maybe she was texting because she knew I was a single guy, but it seems she does it to everyone.   Shame, because she's a really fun girl (personality wise), but I found she lacked sex appeal for me - and her nipping off for a dump during the punt didn't help matters.
 

[vorian]

I too had an issue with JesseJ in that she would keep texting me asking when I was going to go back, can I borrow some money etc.  This went on for several weeks.
I thought maybe she was texting because she knew I was a single guy, but it seems she does it to everyone.   Shame, because she's a really fun girl (personality wise), but I found she lacked sex appeal for me - and her nipping off for a dump during the punt didn't help matters.

What borrow money, I have never know a prossie that doesn't have considerably more money than me.

[SirPhilipXX]

I too had an issue with JesseJ in that she would keep texting me asking when I was going to go back, can I borrow some money etc.  This went on for several weeks.
I thought maybe she was texting because she knew I was a single guy, but it seems she does it to everyone.   Shame, because she's a really fun girl (personality wise), but I found she lacked sex appeal for me - and her nipping off for a dump during the punt didn't help matters.

Not into hardsports then? 

[Daffodil]

What borrow money, I have never know a prossie that doesn't have considerably more money than me.

Don't be fooled, just because they have the potential to 'earn' a lot of money and, in some cases, actually manage to doesn't mean that they do anything useful with it. The type of woman who becomes a prossie is not usually the type who is money smart.

[James999]

I have never know a prossie that doesn't have considerably more money than me.

Then you must be VERY poor, many pro$$ies can't even find £10 to top up their phones 

[BristolP]

It is worth reminding readers she has a second profile.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10191.msg151933#msg151933

[Daffodil]

It is worth reminding readers she has a second profile.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10191.msg151933#msg151933

Very true, might be worth giving it a negative also and linking to this thread. Will do so now.

[Daffodil]

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Is the second profile of:

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And she's reviewed here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22031.0

Essentially a very poor and disinterested service (experienced by several on here) and you will be bombarded with texts thereafter asking you to return and if she can borrow money. She has no idea about discretion.

[Dylanwing]

I'm one of her satisfied punters, visited a few times and not had a problem. She is a little bit different, but she has a great personality and her services are very good. Maybe it all depends on what you are looking for, I really enjoyed our meetings, will book again, and no complaints.

[herelonely]

Thanks for review, she has bid on a rb I have up under each persona - at different prices!   

That's 2 deleted,  seems slim pickings 

[Suicune]

Interesting thread. I have considered seeing Jessie on several occasions as her location is very convenient for me and I admit to seeking a slightly 'tamer' experience than what Angelina, Soph et al. appear to offer! Still undecided as yet.

[Daffodil]

Interesting thread. I have considered seeing Jessie on several occasions as her location is very convenient for me and I admit to seeking a slightly 'tamer' experience than what Angelina, Soph et al. appear to offer! Still undecided as yet.

If you do you're a fool 

[Dylanwing]

My experiences with her have been very good, the clothes are not an issue as they don't stay on long, I don't mind the TV (You can ask to turn it off!), and her BJ and sex are good. She is a character, good fun, great sense of humour, and very accommodating, you may have to ask as she cannot read minds!

[Salt]

My experiences with her have been very good, the clothes are not an issue as they don't stay on long, I don't mind the TV (You can ask to turn it off!), and her BJ and sex are good. She is a character, good fun, great sense of humour, and very accommodating, you may have to ask as she cannot read minds!

Met SusieSims/ JesseJ today, lovely girl, great slim body, fantastic sex and very accommodating. Very genuine and a great sense of humour, I would certainly recommend her.
With any escort, it is a case of personalities being compatible, and us punters all have different needs and expectations. Read her feedback, it's pretty accurate, no surprises, and she is definitely unique. A totally positive experience and I will definitely see her again.

I'm one of her satisfied punters, visited a few times and not had a problem. She is a little bit different, but she has a great personality and her services are very good. Maybe it all depends on what you are looking for, I really enjoyed our meetings, will book again, and no complaints.

Interesting stuff, have booked her. She sounds OK on phone, so must keep an open mind and not pre-judge.
Googled her and found this site, far from an experienced punter, but learning fast and enjoying the variety.

Something smells; when will they learn? 

[Dylanwing]

What smells? I am one of her satisfied customers. Sorry, are contrary opinions not allowed, or do you automatically assume that anyone who disagrees is a 'plant'?

[Dylanwing]

Just to add that I have punted with 4 different ladies so far, and every experience has been pretty positive. I phone beforehand, mainly to check the escort sounds OK, and have rejected a couple who sounded wrong for me. The experiences have all been different, Susie has become a regular punt simply because I really like her as a person, she makes me laugh, and the sex is good. Well, as good as it gets at my age, blue pill assisted!
The other girls I have seen have had positive reviews, so I don't feel I can add much, just in case you are wondering why I post more about Susie.

[James999]

I'd say JessieJ gives a true GFE, by which I mean a lot of inane chat, rubbish massage, and unenthusiastic services.

It's when she introduces you to her Mother you have to worry

[ATMIV]

I would probably rate this as one of my worst - started of badly when she called me a waster, by text, for not replying to an earlier text from her, I was driving down the M32 when I got the first one. Nearly turned around at that point but foolishly felt sorry for her as I felt she must have been let down so often and being legit I wanted to reassure her.

Big mistake - when I got there it wasn't a pleasant place by any means felt like a hovel and we were just in a room with a mattress on the floor with a TV playing Jeremy Kyle in the background.

It was when she stripped off and proudly revealed what she called "her hairy growler" I decided I wasn't going to shaft her - too many beasties could be lurking in that forest for my liking!

Then the total inane chatter started

I cut my losses and asked for covered oral and then left - my choice though as I'd paid £100 for an hour - it wasn't the best of experiences!!!!

[Daffodil]

I would probably rate this as one of my worst - started of badly when she called me a waster, by text, for not replying to an earlier text from her, I was driving down the M32 when I got the first one. Nearly turned around at that point but foolishly felt sorry for her as I felt she must have been let down so often and being legit I wanted to reassure her.

Big mistake - when I got there it wasn't a pleasant place by any means felt like a hovel and we were just in a room with a mattress on the floor with a TV playing Jeremy Kyle in the background.

It was when she stripped off and proudly revealed what she called "her hairy growler" I decided I wasn't going to shaft her - too many beasties could be lurking in that forest for my liking!

Then the total inane chatter started

I cut my losses and asked for covered oral and then left - my choice though as I'd paid £100 for an hour - it wasn't the best of experiences!!!!

Sounds about right, she truly is a disaster punt 

[TerryTibbs]

I would probably rate this as one of my worst - started of badly when she called me a waster, by text, for not replying to an earlier text from her, I was driving down the M32 when I got the first one. Nearly turned around at that point but foolishly felt sorry for her as I felt she must have been let down so often and being legit I wanted to reassure her.

Big mistake - when I got there it wasn't a pleasant place by any means felt like a hovel and we were just in a room with a mattress on the floor with a TV playing Jeremy Kyle in the background.

It was when she stripped off and proudly revealed what she called "her hairy growler" I decided I wasn't going to shaft her - too many beasties could be lurking in that forest for my liking!

Then the total inane chatter started

I cut my losses and asked for covered oral and then left - my choice though as I'd paid £100 for an hour - it wasn't the best of experiences!!!!

You really need to toughen up....

Make sure you are happy with the situation BEFORE you hand over the money.

If you walk...you will feel elated and empowered for next time.

Terry 

[ATMIV]

Thanks Terry,

Rest assured lesson learnt!!!

[ATMIV]

Plus, I didn't set eyes I her Amazon Rain Forest until after any money had passed. The limited sex was my decision!!

[rudolph hucker]

'Fail to prepare, prepare to fail' would be a smug comment for me to use, so I won't. But, I have found UKP to be the single most useful punting information forum I have come across. A bit of research could have saved you a ton.

[touch.and.go]

I would probably rate this as one of my worst - started of badly when she called me a waster, by text, for not replying to an earlier text from her, I was driving down the M32 when I got the first one. Nearly turned around at that point but foolishly felt sorry for her as I felt she must have been let down so often and being legit I wanted to reassure her.

Big mistake - when I got there it wasn't a pleasant place by any means felt like a hovel and we were just in a room with a mattress on the floor with a TV playing Jeremy Kyle in the background.

It was when she stripped off and proudly revealed what she called "her hairy growler" I decided I wasn't going to shaft her - too many beasties could be lurking in that forest for my liking!

Then the total inane chatter started

I cut my losses and asked for covered oral and then left - my choice though as I'd paid £100 for an hour - it wasn't the best of experiences!!!!

Sounds like that was destined to be totally shit - you should have dropped it after the first negative text, but defo when you saw the state of her hovel/growler - even a bad wank sounds better than that.

[ATMIV]

My punt with her was back in early 2011 - I only discovered UkP in Feb this year.
Otherwise you're spot on about researching on here before you punt!

[touch.and.go]

My punt with her was back in early 2011 - I only discovered UkP in Feb this year.
Otherwise you're spot on about researching on here before you punt!

Sorry mate - thought you were talking about a recent experience - I think we've all had shit punts at some time or another - I just try to foget those