Author Topic: An update on Airport Girls (Berlin/Germany)  (Read 3943 times)

Offline thebadooboy

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Still 60 Euros. Up to 10 girls (their real names can be found on a letter box outside the building, all Romanians). Went there earlier today, not the cleanest of place but it is cheap and some of the girls are worth it. I frolicked with 5 of them, did my naughty deeds with 3. Helena, Alia, Julia, Christina and Alexandra were the ones I've met. None of them were mildly arousing but all showed some level of enthusiasm (except Julia who was like a corpse). It was, I would say, a rather quiet day today, despite being a Friday and end of month. A word about the crowd. A fair few immigrants, naturalized Germans. Some speak English, albeit a bit broken. I met chaps from Ghana, France, Iran, Syrian and Afghanistan. Oh and one German as well. Beer is now limited and liquor is charged 5 euros. The toilet door on first floor doesn't shut properly so you have to go downstairs to take a dump.
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What do you pay the girls themselves? Or is that negotiated?

Offline irishdick

Girls are included in the 60 euro entrance as is beers

Offline Donald Tramp

I wholeheartedly recommend checking out some more (especially new ones, one detailed and fairly recent report by me as well) reviews about this place before trying it out.

I wouldn't recommend AG even to my worst enemy, it's gone downhill that badly recently. And hearing that they charge even for alcohol nowadays should be the last drop for anyone.

Only for masochists and those who love to be departed of their money without expecting any return, I'd say.

Offline YoungsterEA

Hello,

Okay, so I am in Berlin now and was seriously considering visiting Airport girls based on the older reviews, but certainly DT, the latest couple of reports discourage a lot. Is anyone else able to confirm it is a shithole now? The idea of fucking 5 times for 60 is Atractive.
Decisions decisions...

Offline DaVINCI

Hello,

Okay, so I am in Berlin now and was seriously considering visiting Airport girls based on the older reviews, but certainly DT, the latest couple of reports discourage a lot. Is anyone else able to confirm it is a shithole now? The idea of fucking 5 times for 60 is Atractive.
Decisions decisions...
For €60 you can’t go wrong plus a few beers into the bargain.  :thumbsup:

I think a lot of the recent bad reviews have been based on it being extremely busy with Immigrants  :unknown:

If you get there on opening time, it might be ok  :hi:

Offline YoungsterEA

Well then. One of the things in my punting checklist is a flat rate place. Older reviews point Airport Girls as the one to go for in that cathegory. Do you have any recommendation of a good flat rate place? Otherwise I will risk it to check how airport girls is looking nowadays...  :hi:

Offline DaVINCI

Well then. One of the things in my punting checklist is a flat rate place. Older reviews point Airport Girls as the one to go for in that cathegory. Do you have any recommendation of a good flat rate place? Otherwise I will risk it to check how airport girls is looking nowadays...  :hi:
King George is meant to be not too bad  :unknown: there is also Caliuga  although l didn’t like it there.

Offline Donald Tramp

Well then. One of the things in my punting checklist is a flat rate place. Older reviews point Airport Girls as the one to go for in that cathegory. Do you have any recommendation of a good flat rate place? Otherwise I will risk it to check how airport girls is looking nowadays...  :hi:

How about trying out Anni Porsche? It's not exactly the same concept as AG, but there it's fairly easy to get one on one-action as well, if you don't mind other people watching? But that you'll have to tolerate at AG as well since you're rarely in the room alone just with the girl (there's almost always other couple in the room as well, many times dropping in in the middle of the action and that puts lot of people off). Anni is 90 EUR the whole day and some of the girls are actually quite nice. While not exactly lookers, but fuckable and at least in some way doing their job properly unlike at AG.

And believe me when I say that the quality of girls in AG has dropped remarkably since last year. Some of them really are ugly as fuck and you just can't fuck them 'cos they look like shit. And by that I mean some Quasimodo-level ugliness. Or even worse. So ugly that it still gives me chills just to recall how it was the last time I was there.

I used to like AG, but as I've said many times, those days are gone now and AG now has nothing to do with the place it once was.

You think you can fuck 5 times at AG for 60 EUR? No, you can't.

Because many times girl won't fuck you once you're in the room with her. Or they make you feel so uncomfortable that you just can't physically do it. Like screaming blue murder at you for no reason at all (I've witnessed that many times with my own eyes), saying that your dick is too big for fucking, changing condoms so many times that you'll lose your hard-on before you can even put it in, shouting at you "don't touch me!" and if you're lucky, you're able to slip your dick half way in but only in one uncomfortable position with the girl who doesn't even look at you but looks as annoyed as possible staring at the walls during the whole session (which lasts like 15 mins max.). Also, at AG day shift is only 5 hrs and within that time frame it's quite hard to manage all those 5 fucks. Even if you personally could make it, the girls aren't necessarily available to make it.

So it's definitely not just those refugees, it's the service (or total lack of it), that makes AG not-to-go place nowadays. In my opinion, 60 EUR is a lot of money if you get absolutely nothing in return. I rather pay 100 EUR for Erlebniswohnung (70 EUR after 18:00) or 95 EUR for Insomnia and have guaranteed time of my life for a full day. But to each his own.

You've been warned.

Offline YoungsterEA

Thank you for your very detailed explanation. I definitely dodged a bullet. What you say totally makes sense, after all, you cannot expect much quality from 60 euros, which however, in my case, is not that little money haha. And true, had not thought about the 5 hours window. I don’t think I would manage five times under those conditions you describe.
 (Un)Luckily the previous nights out and all that cold beer made me catch a cold so at the end I could not enjoy anything Berlin has to offer  :(
Only went to walk around Kurfurstenstrasse which was very disappointing with around 6 unattractive girls only...
Without the cold, I would have actually considered giving AP a go. However some mention that speaking german would really add to the experience? Cant imagine myself there sitting unable to communicate haha  :D
Something that also stops me from trying a place such as AP or Insomnia is that I am in my early twenties and don’t know if I would actually ‘fit’  in that atmosphere? I have read other guys in their mid twenties had the same concern...
Thanks again DT for your report and okay, now you have convinced me never to visit that place when I come back to Berlin in a couple of months
 :hi:

Offline Donald Tramp

Something that also stops me from trying a place such as AP or Insomnia is that I am in my early twenties and don’t know if I would actually ‘fit’  in that atmosphere? I have read other guys in their mid twenties had the same concern...
Thanks again DT for your report and okay, now you have convinced me never to visit that place when I come back to Berlin in a couple of months
 :hi:

I'm happy to be at your service, comrade :) And consider yourself lucky that you caught cold :)

I've seen few very young lads at Insomnia and definitely a lot at Erlebniswohnung, so I don't see any problem there mate.

Girls tend to be a bit older at Insomnia (starting at around their 30's) in general and younger (youngest being around 20 yrs) at EW, so that could be one reason for that as well.

Young (or youngish) guys also seem to get more attention from the girls in general so I'd say that's only advantage if you're young. Some girls at those places might even decline having sex with guys they feel are too old for them, I've witnessed that happening almost every time at Insomnia especially when I've been there. EW is definitely more open to everyone.

And as far as I've seen, clientele has been way older at Airport Girls and Anni Porsche, usually youngest being around their late 30's and most of the guys around 60-70 yrs. That means also that it's more difficult to bump into some english speaking people at those establishments whilst you shouldn't have that problem at EW or Insomnia.

I personally bond easily with young lads as well as older grandpas, so I don't have problem anywhere (even when my german skills are close to zero) and in general people seem to be very friendly at these places, especially if you are proactive yourself in your communication.

Offline SN5

Is the general consensus that AG is probably not worth the bother anymore, and a trip to Berlin (on a budget) is better spent at Erlebniswohnung or Insomnia?