Author Topic: PETITE PERFECTION aka 'Pola the Cum Dodger' - East India DLR  (Read 1530 times)


14 review(s) for  PETITE PERFECTION (8 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

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My regular was on holiday so I thought I’ll try someone new. At a few hours notice most in central London were busy. So I tried my luck with a local, PETITE PERFECTION aka Pola – although the WG was friendly, the service was rather vanilla.

COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION
By text, quick and easily booked in. Postcode given in advance, a building I have visited the same week for work purposes, so no problem finding the flat. A set of generic instructions were texted over which was slightly confusing, but I have been to the building so all good.

It’s only a couple of minutes stroll from East India DLR Station. Private residential blocks with controlled on road parking along the DLR side. Basically go past Nisa Local, walk straight and the building is in front.

THE WG
Her English isn’t that good but does try hard to express herself. Friendly but felt awkward for the first half of the punt can’t explain how, guess we didn’t connect. Petite little bird standing around 5ft2 or so, plump lips, enhanced boobies, large tattoo from her shoulder down to the arm. Polish heritage and around 26 years old. I actually forgot what she was wearing at the door, most likely some lingerie and flip flops.

The flat was alright, large amount of clothing/towels on the kitchen floor waiting to be washed. The living room was where the deed took place – a shitty bed, 2x couches, 1x tall drawer and a 60” flat screen TV. The clock on the wall was wrong – why do they do this? :unknown:

SERVICE
That day I was her first, last and only client, quite obvious why her business is so slow and others are fully booked. So I stayed for 30 mins to test the waters at the price of £80 (£70+extra £10 for CIM). She asked for payment once inside the room: 'you have to pay now'...

The mattress was dog SHIT, the springs were worn and sinks in once on top. For goodness sake just replace the damn thing! :dash: Anyway I was offered a shower with a clean towel, bathroom was good enough. Returned to find her in her knickers waiting for me on the bed. Kissing was just single pecks, didn’t open or move her mouth/lips at all. Slight whiff of smokers breath.

I didn’t bother with the bullshit kissing, moved onto OWO which was better than average, also licked my balls. Again didn’t last long and she suggested sex. On with the condom and wanted me on top (missionary), she put me straight in without using any lube. I started slow but she kept increasing the pace. She wasn’t particularly tight in this position so I wasn’t worried about cumming too early :D

Switched to CG, a bit tighter here but I was determined to use the CIM I paid for! :rolleyes: Whipped off the condom and more OWO, fair mixture of hand and mouth, very wet and sloppy. When I felt close I let her know and the cheeky shit, slyly dodged the cum! :angry: She acted the CIM but I’m not blind, I could see she didn’t catch any in her mouth and it was directed all on my chest :dash:

She helped me wipe up and offered me a glass of water. A bit of chit chat and off I go without taking a second shower (my choice). All in exactly 30 mins from the minute I stepped in the building.

OVERALL ASSESSMENT

POSITIVES
- Nice body
- Friendly
NEGATIVES
- Shit bed
- Lip fillers not my thing
- Closed mouth pecks
- Cum dodging – didn’t deliver CIM

Will I return? No thanks.


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Switched to CG, a bit tighter here but I was determined to use the CIM I paid for! :rolleyes: Whipped off the condom and more OWO, fair mixture of hand and mouth, very wet and sloppy. When I felt close I let her know and the cheeky shit, slyly dodged the cum! :angry: She acted the CIM but I’m not blind, I could see she didn’t catch any in her mouth and it was directed all on my chest :dash:




LOL - I know this trick all too well.... most take a pinch of it in their mouth and just let the rest spill on ur body, which is the reason why when ever I pay extra for a CIM and especially a swallow these days.... I make sure I take the high ground and I'm shooting my nut downwards in towards their open mouth, and I don't look away untill its all gobbled up if its a swallow.  :sarcastic:

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LOL - I know this trick all too well.... most take a pinch of it in their mouth and just let the rest spill on ur body, which is the reason why when ever I pay extra for a CIM and especially a swallow these days.... I make sure I take the high ground and I'm shooting my nut downwards in towards their open mouth, and I don't look away untill its all gobbled up if its a swallow.  :sarcastic:

I don't usually go for CIM but I had the urge :music:

Didn't expect her to scam me like that :dash:

I've seen other reviews and they got light to DFK but I didn't :dash:

Offline deen2099

I had a horrible experience with this cunt as well. Mentioned  she does OWO and FK  and did not deliver. Even though i was clean

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I don't usually go for CIM but I had the urge :music:

Didn't expect her to scam me like that :dash:

I've seen other reviews and they got light to DFK but I didn't :dash:

As i pointed out to you before... politely assertive is the key... being a soft marshmallow you have seen the results.. and bad ones..
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 12:18:19 am by king tarzan »
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Offline PLeisure

I had a horrible experience with this cunt as well. Mentioned  she does OWO and FK  and did not deliver. Even though i was clean
Cheers for reviewing her, then  :rolleyes:

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I had a horrible experience with this cunt as well. Mentioned  she does OWO and FK  and did not deliver. Even though i was clean

When did this happen to you?


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I had a horrible experience with this cunt as well. Mentioned  she does OWO and FK  and did not deliver. Even though i was clean

Glad it happened to you, maybe the WG also figured looking at your face you are useless, after all 3 years on UKP and you haven't contributed a thing.

« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 06:34:53 am by Sinz »

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As i pointed out to you before... politely assertive is the key... being a soft marshmallow you have seen the results.. and bad ones..

It is what it is. The advertised services should be provided without prompting, this shows their true colours. They can be dishonest, that's cool I'll take my custom elsewhere.

She can continue to get her 0-1 clients per day :music:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 06:35:11 am by Parking »

Offline MajorPayne

The advertised services should be provided without prompting . . .
Agree, a SP should not have to be asked (etc.) to provide their advertised services.   I have been caught out before.  A case of live and learn.

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Parking, recognise this too well. A deserved negative.

Offline Klaxon22

Yeah, the bed is awful right? Not the worst I’ve experienced on a punt mind but on the hall of shame for sure. Surprised to hear she didn’t go for full on kissing. I was a first appointment too but didn’t detect any smokers breath.

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Yeah, the bed is awful right? Not the worst I’ve experienced on a punt mind but on the hall of shame for sure. Surprised to hear she didn’t go for full on kissing. I was a first appointment too but didn’t detect any smokers breath.

The bed was just awful :thumbsdown: She initiated kissing by leaning forward but it was closed mouth and her lips didn't move at all. It was a tiny smokers breath, only detected it at the start and disappeared with the wind, no big deal.