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NEUTRAL. It wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible either!
Chinese Health Massage, Fratton Road, Portsmouth. 1hr/£80
Location: Busy main road so not a discreet entry or exit. The building is a typical massage joint but not too shabby outside. I was originally considering
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The masseuse: Chinese lady in her 40s. Pleasant and welcoming, quite trim appearance, but not a looker. Didn't get her name but she appeared to be the only one there.
The deal: 1 hour massage £40 + £40 B2B. Extras were offered immediately I entered the room. I don't think anything more was on offer but I wasn't after FS so I didn't hint at anything else.
The massage: Asked for firm and it was good for a while, but she seemed to run out of ideas after about 20 mins. I got the impression 30 mins was the normal booking length. After about 25 mins and some very nice teasing, she undressed for B2B. She literally rubbed her tits up and down the length of my body twice, and that was the end of B2B!
She let me suck her tits and a bit of play down below as she started to wank me off. 3 times I asked her to slow her motion but each time she just went back to piston pumping after a couple of slow strokes. Inevitably I came much quicker than I intended, and she spoilt the happy ending by letting go too soon. She stopped to clean her hands while I was still cumming. I had to literally squeeze out the remaining orgasm myself or I would have left unsatisfied.
After a quick clean up she continued the massage but I was bored now, so I ended the session before 45 minutes was up.
A quick shower and I was out.
I was going to rate this neutral as it was no worse than some experiences in London, and with a better HE would have scored neutral, but as I typed my review I concluded it really was a negative.
POSITIVES: Friendly lady, pretty good massage for 20 mins, and some very enjoyable teasing prior to the happy ending.
NEGATIVES: B2B was almost non existent and spoilt the happy ending by rushing it.
Would I return? NO.
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