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External Link/Members Only I know I'll get slated as it's my own fault but the thought of a nice young blonde feasting on me was to much of an offer to turn down and being within reasonable distance made it more attractive and she was available, I checked out the review and although negative I though YMMV I could be lucky, however, it turns out she's probably the same with everyone as this punt was a fuckin disaster to say the least and I don't believe there is any value to her AW reviews either, luckily it was a cheap punt so not a financial disaster.
I don't even believe this could be classed as another TOFTTJIC (just in case)
, this is an SP to avoid!!
Decent communication via mobile earlier in the day, agreed the time, informed of post code and address directions on arrival and a brief conversation about the meet to re confirm services, this was a lower rate than normal as it was a Friday special, I reckon she just needed some quick money for the weekend.
Price & Services:
£50 half hour, agreed for OWO, 69, covered sex (CG / RCG) and finish over tits as CIM not on likes list.
Location:
Hucknall, parked on adjacent street, area seems safe for parking and house reasonably discreet, appears to be a very clean and tidy area.
The meet:
She opened the door and invited me in, at first glance I thought pretty girl, good choice, but far bigger than she highlights on her profile, more towards a chubby size 14 and those photos could be brought into question as IMHO they are lifted from somewhere else, age, I'd say around 30 so reasonably accurate, but heavy make up and perfume, and I mean heavy, looks like she's been scimmed by a plasterer.
Taken up 3 flights of stairs to the bedroom, ffs, I was knackered before we even started, financials sorted with the obligatory I'll be back in a minute, get undressed for me, so she returns, gets on the bed clothed (Black bra and panty set) and starts to wank me off furiously as though she'd got a fuckin train to catch, I politely eased her off and asked her to get naked mentioning that I wanted the full half hour, that's what I've paid for.
No kissing (not expected, not even a peck) turned her round for her to begin OWO, which was appalling, just licking and going no further down than my bell end and starts to wank me off furiously again, everything was so mechanical, I felt I was with a pre programmed cyborg, I asked for 69 which she declined saying she was in pain from her knees “why the fuck did she agree to a 69 then in conversation” meeting rapidly going down hill I could feel myself going limp so I told her to get on her back so I could taste her pussy, this was done with reluctance and within two minutes she clamped her legs together screaming out an orgasm (unlikely as I'd hardly got my tongue on her for her moving about like a snake).
She asks how I wanted to fuck, to which I replied CG, this was met with a muted moaning response to which I said, I'm the one paying here, she applied the mack, climbed on and I shit you not, within three minutes she's screaming out having an orgasm and quickly dismounts WTF, limpness starts to show so I rip the rubber off and tell her to suck my cock, until I'm close, once again, she starts wanking me off like she's got a train to catch, I tell her to just use her mouth which I could tell there was reluctance, but she did, I reckon she knew I was getting pissed off.
By this time I reckon time is close to 20 minutes and I've had enough, got up off the bed, positioned her on her knees and told her I'm ready to jizz your tits up to which she gave me a bit of dirty talk (no doubt fuckin scripted), starting to wank slowly she put her palms under her chin to protect her face, I though fuck it, as I'm getting ready to shoot, I moved away slightly so I could get the first stream above her palms, it worked, all over her face and she weren't very happy
, the rest I just shot all over her tits and then she quickly ran off for a clean up.
Quickly dressed, she was waiting downstairs to kick me out the door, no peck on cheek, no goodbye, not even a thanks for coming and giving me £50 of your hard earned cash and getting fuck all in return comment.
Positives: answers phone and promptly sends text messages
Negatives: Like Royal Mail, poor delivery on service
In summary:
Not what I'd call a good meeting / experience, this felt like a really bad pump and dump without the dump, there is one positive to come out of this meeting at least she can now add facials to her list of likes!!
I wouldn't take a chance on another visit and I definitely would not recommend even as a TOFTTJIC!!
