This was the strangest punt I've had.
But let's start at the beginning:
Great communication - she picked up the phone within a few rings, was charming and happy to confirm seeing me later that day.
Top floor flat in a modern building in a Mayfair mews. All reasonably discreet and anonymous. Karrie met me at the door in a basque and stockings and looks far better than her pictures. She's a good looking woman. Firstly she was upfront about her age - saying she is about to be 55 which was nothing short of shocking. She has the body a 35 year old would be more than proud of, she's a gorgeous mid-coffee colour, lovely soft skin, nothing droops and altogether is one sexy package. Things were looking up.
Until they quickly went south. How about CIM? (Look of absolute horror) Sorry no I don't do that at all. It's on your profile. Someone just ticked a load of boxes for me and I can't untick them, sorry no yuk. So how about a facial? Sorry no can't have that all over me. Can I come on your tits? What over me, no thanks.
So we lay on the bed. She didn't move and I had to lead her all the way to a missionary finish which she didnt really seem to think she needed to participate in at all.
I don't think there was any malice in this at all. I think she's a completely inexperienced hooker who is doing this for a few months and genuinely didn't get the memo on what she needed to do. She did say most of her clients just want to look at her (!!!!) so I imagine that someone who wanted a shag was an unusual experience.
But whatever. In the end an analysis of her motives is futile. All I want to record is that after a very promising start (she is a delightful and chatty woman) the sex part of the encounter was her as a non-participant, which wasnt really what I was paying £120 for.
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Topic: Karrie - Mayfair - weirdest punt ever (Read 512 times)