Savannah @ HOD 3, Pimlico (AKA Stormy London)

[Stanford97]

Ka-ching!

[Sugarspike]

"Michael Hutchence would've been my biggest regular, I bet!"

Nah, Michael Hutchence would have rather fuck one of the other HOD girls that are actually good in bed.

[savannahHOD]

"Michael Hutchence would've been my biggest regular, I bet!"

Nah, Michael Hutchence would have rather fuck one of the other HOD girls that are actually good in bed.

He was into asphyxiation (that clearly went over your head).

I am very good in bed, hence why I choose this job, and hence why I have so many awesome things said about me on my AW.

Well, if I get a fair few sexy men each week (who have slept with hundreds of women) telling me how amazing the sex was with me, I know I am on the right track.

Are you good in bed? I want to fuck you so I can see if you are good in bed too. How do women rate you, out of 10, would you say?

Meet me next week, I will fuck you for free; I am dying to know what you are like in bed! Can we film it so others can watch and have an opinion too? In fact, I will pay you!

Let me know, I'll get the camera ready.

[finn5555]

He was into asphyxiation (that clearly went over your head).

I am very good in bed, hence why I choose this job, and hence why I have so many awesome things said about me on my AW.

Well, if I get a fair few sexy men each week (who have slept with hundreds of women) telling me how amazing the sex was with me, I know I am on the right track.

Are you good in bed? I want to fuck you so I can see if you are good in bed too. How do women rate you, out of 10, would you say?

Meet me next week, I will fuck you for free; I am dying to know what you are like in bed! Can we film it so others can watch and have an opinion too? In fact, I will pay you!

Let me know, I'll get the camera ready.

Are you on fucking drugs 

[LLPunting]

Is this offer open to others?

Go on Sugarspike, get in, both wearing Trump masks or perhaps you can be Trudeau or Putin.  Yeah Putin, all very Ollie Reed and Alan Bates.

[Sugarspike]

No thanks, I'd rather you giving me my money back so I can actually enjoy myself.

[savannahHOD]

No thanks, I'd rather you giving me my money back so I can actually enjoy myself.

So pages of comments like this are all lies, are they? Oh, you're so cute, really. It's like in school when boys thump the arms of the girls they like.

I have to go to work now, I doubt I will be online, I have a very busy few days, an overnight at a prestigious hotel and a meet with a rather famous film director who yesterday told me I was amazing, the sex was indeed epic. I know you will HATE to hear that. When did you last have epic sex?

I'll be waiting for you, my darling. I'll get the strap-on ready!


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[finn5555]

I have a very busy few days, an overnight at a prestigious hotel and a meet with a rather famous film director who yesterday told me I was amazing.

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[savannahHOD]

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You think famous and semi-famous guys don't see hookers? I'd love to show screenshots but that'd break my confidentiality rules, he's not the first screenwriter, play writer or director I have had, even had a comedian the other night who was doing stand-up in Covent Garden. And I can show you pictures of me in the hotel if ya want, that can easily be done! Again, not the first time I have been in one of London's most expensive hotels.

NEWSFLASH, that's what hookers do; visit wealthy men in hotels for the night. It's part of the reason I love my job, I meet such interesting men.

[finn5555]

You think famous and semi-famous guys don't see hookers? I'd love to show screenshots but that'd break my confidentiality rules, he's not the first screenwriter, play writer or director I have had, even had a comedian the other night who was doing stand-up in Covent Garden. And I can show you pictures of me in the hotel if ya want, that can easily be done! Again, not the first time I have been in one of London's most expensive hotels. NEWSFLASH, that's what hookers do; visit wealthy men in hotels for the night. It's part of the reason i love my job, I meet such interesting men.

Savannah the Ibis is about as luxurious as you would get  and i'm sure wealthy punters can afford classier pro$$ies than you 

Also classy pro$$ies don't have to work for that pimp Karl 

So what time you off stacking shelves in Asda later 

[scutty brown]

................. a meet with a rather famous film director who yesterday told me I was amazing, the sex was indeed epic..............

must be creepy Harvey Winestain, most other directors are shirtlifters

[savannahHOD]

Savannah the Ibis is about as luxurious as you would get  and i'm sure wealthy punters can afford classier pro$$ies than you 

Also classy pro$$ies don't have to work for that pimp Karl 

So what time you off stacking shelves in Asda later 

Exactly why I left! I was earning more in a few hours than I was an entire day there; didn't make sense to be there. I was new to escorting so joined HOD, a silly move but I was just starting out.

Darling, I have a first-class honours degree, if I wasn't hooking, I'd work in marketing again (I prefer to have sex and wrestle for money than be in a 9 - 5).

I have fucked men in The Savoy and Travel Lodge, The Dorchester and Ibis, The Langham and Novotel... wherever my clients are. I also have nice apartments to work in, as my many clients over the last few weeks could tell you. Come visit me, I am in Tower Hill now, Fulham Road next week. Absolutely gorgeous pads, they are.

I'll let you stay over if you need a place to crash, don't forget ya toothbrush.

[Stanford97]

My money’s on Stormy to get the pin. You’ll be more likely to hear Donald Trump offer a submission than these detractors.

[NigelF]

Exactly why I left! I was earning more in a few hours than I was an entire day there; didn't make sense to be there. I was new to escorting so joined HOD, a silly move but I was just starting out.

Darling, I have a first-class honours degree, if I wasn't hooking, I'd work in marketing again (I prefer to have sex and wrestle for money than be in a 9 - 5).

I have fucked men in The Savoy and Travel Lodge, The Dorchester and Ibis, The Langham and Novotel... wherever my clients are. I also have nice apartments to work in, as my many clients over the last few weeks could tell you. Come visit me, I am in Tower Hill now, Fulham Road next week. Absolutely gorgeous pads, they are.

I'll let you stay over if you need a place to crash, don't forget ya toothbrush.

You're a retard who'd be lucky to get a job stacking shelves in ASDA. The proof is the fact that you constantly feel the need to "big up yourself" on a punting forum. You're not even doing it to advertise yourself, your're doing it in order to stroke your own ego and delude yourself that your self esteem isn't rock bottom.

I recommend you seek professional help.

[last_days_of_logan]

this thread...like wow

[puntingpumping1920]

Darling, I have a first-class honours degree, if I wasn't hooking, I'd work in marketing again (I prefer to have sex and wrestle for money than be in a 9 - 5).

You had a first class honours degree but you worked in a low cost brothel.

That's very hard to believe.

[savannahHOD]

You're a retard who'd be lucky to get a job stacking shelves in ASDA.

I didn't even stack shelves at eighteen. I was in LA dancing for the L.A Lakers earning hundreds a night and enjoying life, then I worked in marketing after graduating.

Retards don't graduate with a First, c'mon, sweetie! In the middle of starting up a business right now, actually. What do you do, out of curiosity? Nah, it's cool... I'm playin' with ya! I can guess.

I'll leave you to your locker room, boys....
I got men to KO and fuck, I've no idea how you spend your days and nights on here, where do you find the time!?

Love to you all, you are all very special, and don't you forget it.

[LLPunting]

You had a first class honours degree but you worked in a low cost brothel.

That's very hard to believe.

Why?

More 1sts issued by UK unis than 2:2s, they're frickin' meaningless this past few years as the proportion of youth going to uni is now stupidly high.  They're not all winners that get a "good" grade.

[smiths]

Exactly why I left! I was earning more in a few hours than I was an entire day there; didn't make sense to be there. I was new to escorting so joined HOD, a silly move but I was just starting out.

Darling, I have a first-class honours degree, if I wasn't hooking, I'd work in marketing again (I prefer to have sex and wrestle for money than be in a 9 - 5).

I have fucked men in The Savoy and Travel Lodge, The Dorchester and Ibis, The Langham and Novotel... wherever my clients are. I also have nice apartments to work in, as my many clients over the last few weeks could tell you. Come visit me, I am in Tower Hill now, Fulham Road next week. Absolutely gorgeous pads, they are.

I'll let you stay over if you need a place to crash, don't forget ya toothbrush.

Talk about making a complete cunt of yourself, thanks for the laugh at your expense, a WG boasting on UKP.

[NigelF]

I didn't even stack shelves at eighteen. I was in LA dancing for the L.A Lakers earning hundreds a night and enjoying life, then I worked in marketing after graduating.

Retards don't graduate with a First, c'mon, sweetie! In the middle of starting up a business right now, actually. What do you do, out of curiosity? Nah, it's cool... I'm playin' with ya! I can guess.

I'll leave you to your locker room, boys....
I got men to KO and fuck, I've no idea how you spend your days and nights on here, where do you find the time!?

Love to you all, you are all very special, and don't you forget it.

Thanks for proving my point. If you actually had better things to do and are accomplished and happy in your life, you wouldn't bother to repeatedly boast on a punting forum to a bunch of strangers.

[LLPunting]

This is just like a dog scrum at the park.  One bitch on heat and every scruffy mongrel wants to stick its nose in.  Very entertaining lads and ladette.  I suspect she might be winning more silent admirers than putting off the vocal detractors.  Alice Rock anyone?

[Sugarspike]

Sav, I'm starting to realise that you don't actually understand the purpose of this forum.

It's for reporting how an encounter between a customer and a service provider went, which is exactly what I I did, I reported MY encounter with you.

You get it? It was my encounter and my report and it reflects the exact way that I felt after being with you.

It wasn't great, it wasn't even good enough hence I chose to use the *in between* rating. This is how I felt. End off.

You stated something about a friend that you lost at the time and this to me was somewhat acceptable.

I'm saying "somewhat" due to thinking that if your state of mind is not right, then you shouldn't be working and charging someone their hard earned money for a sub par experience.

It seem that it's really hard for you to accept it and I'm struggling to understand your reasons for fighting this review outcome but you know what? If you offering a free rematch then I will actually consider it.

[savannahHOD]

That's very hard to believe.

First of all, I have my graduation photos and certificate right here, just ask me to show you and I will. I know many hookers with degrees and MAs, the gorgeous Maya (one of my favourites) even has an MA architecture (but I know you can't stand to think of any of us hookers having a brain as well as a pussy).

You had a first class honours degree but you worked in a low cost brothel.

Urgh! Darling, if you really are so interested, I'll tell ya! I've just had one too many espresso Martinis, so brace yourselves! I WANTED to work as an escort, I HATED the 9-5, the rat race wasn't for me; I've never conformed. Too punk as fuck. I was new to the world of escorting, I wanted to meet punters but also wanted to see what it was like fucking multiple men in a day; to see if I could even do that! I wanted to meet punters, get contacts, so I worked at HOD and Phoenix Club. There was method in my madness. HOD was clean, the apartments were nice and I liked the maids and most of the girls; so stayed a while. Then, I got going on AW, I had NO IDEA I'd do so well independently when I was at HOD! I only worked there about once a week. Obviously, as soon as I started getting more and more bookings via AW, earning more in a few hours than a whole day there, I left and went full independent!

When I first started escorting a few months back, I was busy with other things (grieving my best mate, returning from months in Brazil, completing the arse-end of a huge and rather challenging copywriting project, planning logistics with my Burning Man camp, and editing a shit-tonne of wrestling films for my clipstore), so HOD once or twice a week seemed like the easy option (trust me, all the admin of being independent  takes up a lot of time), having HOD and their maids sort all accommodation and bookings was far easier than what I have to do now! However, now I'm all set up, all the admin and planning is well worth the money. I also love the clients I attract as an independent escort. I love the places we meet, the fun and sex we have. And mainly, now I'm independent, I have the advantage of communicating with my clients on AW before we meet; this is the most important element for me.

Now, I receive lots of messages from guys telling me how much they love my posts on here (which, admittedly is the reason I've continued to bait you all), but, truly, I feel like a twelve-year-old Vietnamese boy surrounded by an entourage of Garry Glitter's. It's a tad depressing; I am not used to negativity in my life.

So, I shall leave you with a photo of me last week at one of my favourite hotels which isn't a Travelodge (I will leave you all to rip the shit out of it; if that's what makes you feel good, bless your cotton socks). I have photos of me pegging a famous British pornstar in The Lanesborough too, if ya wanna see.

For those of you who like my writing, check out my blogs on my website and my AW.


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[LLPunting]

Yay!  Peace, Love and Harmony!

What say you MsSexyWrestler?

[savannahHOD]

Yay!  Peace, Love and Harmony!

What say you MsSexyWrestler?

Truce.

[LLPunting]

Truce.

Hope you and Sugarspike enjoy making up.  Feel free to post a highlights reel here to get the beggars fuming. 

[puntingpumping1920]

First of all, I have my graduation photos and certificate right here, just ask me to show you and I will. I know many hookers with degrees and MAs, the gorgeous Maya (one of my favourites) even has an MA architecture (but I know you can't stand to think of any of us hookers having a brain as well as a pussy).

Upload your first class certificate

[finn5555]

Darling, I have a first-class honours degree

Prove it 

[Kev3773]

Truce.

 

[lebon121]

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Llanesborough is out of category hotel by hyde park corner in knightsbridge.

The picture reveals the tower of London. The hotel must be the four seasons in trinity place. Am i right.?

[jimbocimil]

It's the citizenM Tower hotel. I would recommend this place, everything from the lights, blinds, curtains, TV(with adult movies included) controlled through an Ipad. I don't work for citizenM BTW, Just get to travel a lot.

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[Kev40ish]

It's the citizenM Tower hotel. I would recommend this place, everything from the lights, blinds, curtains, TV(with adult movies included) controlled through an Ipad. I don't work for citizenM BTW, Just get to travel a lot.

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Too modern and utilitarian for me

[scutty brown]

It's the citizenM Tower hotel. I would recommend this place, everything from the lights, blinds, curtains, TV(with adult movies included) controlled through an Ipad. I don't work for citizenM BTW, Just get to travel a lot.

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looks like not enough room to swing a cat, let alone a prossie

[lebon121]

looks like not enough room to swing a cat, let alone a prossie

My fisrt punt with bavarian girl  the german sonja was in citizen M hotel in tower hamlets but the room she rented was more  spacious than that the one stormy used  and showed in the photo .

[smiths]

Thanks to admin for banning this WG cunt of the lowest order, her reply 72 above is disgusting in my view.

[scutty brown]

Thanks to admin for banning this WG cunt of the lowest order, her reply 72 above is disgusting in my view.

I'm sure that was her intent all along - getting banned from here is something else her little mind can boast about

[puntingpumping1920]

I'm sure that was her intent all along - getting banned from here is something else her little mind can boast about

I knew she wouldn't reply when I asked for her first class certificate.

[James999]

Now, I receive lots of messages from guys telling me how much they love my posts on here

Why make shit up 

[Parking]

At one point I was interested due to her BJJ but she chats so much shit, fuck that

[Fuzzyduck]

At one point I was interested due to her BJJ but she chats so much shit, fuck that

+1

And she was so incredulous when I called out her as gobby in another thread. I'm sure her fluffy eunuch entourage will go adore her wherever she goes.

[kane0]

What a pity, she was pretty funny and rather unique on here! I can't actually see where she was ''slagging off punters'', just a bit cheeky but it would have just dragged on, none the less.

Stormy has been more than fantastic the last two times I have seen her, she is one very sexy lady, rather lovely and clearly loves what she does, a great bj and very passionate at sex though I only saw her independent, she did have a very fancy apartment when i last saw and I know for a fact she visits very fancy hotels as she showed me raunchy pics and vids in a few. I know she does lots of duos with very wealthy clients.  As for her university, she did go and I have no doubt she could achieve a first grade, she worked at Ogilvy for a while, they wouldn't take dummies!

I can't help but chuckle at her posts, I don't think she knew or cared what thread she was on but she is certainly one of a kind. Gobby? Wouldn't say so, certainly a confident lady. Gobby on here maybe but she was clearly just playing you at your own games. It seems the men on here can ''slag off'' to their hearts content but the minute a WG responds she gets banned, this is why so many men stay away from this site!

[Fuzzyduck]

What a pity, she was pretty funny and rather unique on here! I can't actually see where she was ''slagging off punters'', just a bit cheeky but it would have just dragged on, none the less.

Stormy has been more than fantastic the last two times I have seen her, she is one very sexy lady, rather lovely and clearly loves what she does, a great bj and very passionate at sex though I only saw her independent, she did have a very fancy apartment when i last saw and I know for a fact she visits very fancy hotels as she showed me raunchy pics and vids in a few. I know she does lots of duos with very wealthy clients.  As for her university, she did go and I have no doubt she could achieve a first grade, she worked at Ogilvy for a while, they wouldn't take dummies!

I can't help but chuckle at her posts, I don't think she knew or cared what thread she was on but she is certainly one of a kind. Gobby? Wouldn't say so, certainly a confident lady. Gobby on here maybe but she was clearly just playing you at your own games. It seems the men on here can ''slag off'' to their hearts content but the minute a WG responds she gets banned, this is why so many men stay away from this site!

You were borderline white knighting a couple of weeks ago about this SP, but this crosses the line.
Quite frankly I have my doubts you're actually a man. More like Stormy herself doing another zany thing here.

May I suggest you halt your narrative, or you're going to join her.

[NigelF]

What a pity, she was pretty funny and rather unique on here! I can't actually see where she was ''slagging off punters'', just a bit cheeky but it would have just dragged on, none the less.

She was being 100% serious when she said we were all "Gary Glitter's":

but, truly, I feel like a twelve-year-old Vietnamese boy surrounded by an entourage of Garry Glitter's.

I can't help but chuckle at her posts, I don't think she knew or cared what thread she was on but she is certainly one of a kind. Gobby? Wouldn't say so, certainly a confident lady. Gobby on here maybe but she was clearly just playing you at your own games. It seems the men on here can ''slag off'' to their hearts content but the minute a WG responds she gets banned, this is why so many men stay away from this site!

Bollocks. She definitely did care otherwise she wouldn't have posted so much and in so much detail. I'm sure she was trolling, at least towards the end but if that was her only motive, her posts would have been a lot more succinct. You could clearly see how desperate she was to convince people. I do believe her when she says she received messages of support but those are obviously just from sad idiots.

She wasn't banned the minute she responded, she has 45 posts on here.

As for men staying away from this site, then why is this by far the biggest and most successful punting forum ever in the UK? The ones that are a lot more "positive" or "nice" have all failed miserably. No punting forum has anywhere near the number of posts, topics and crucially reviews as this one. Even more importantly, none have more reliable reviews (obviously though there are always going to be a very small number of exceptions).

Men don't avoid contributing to this site anymore than they do literally any other forum (on any subject) on the internet, see the 1% rule - External Link/Members Only)

The only exceptions are perhaps forums that force people to contribute in order to keep access etc.

[scutty brown]

What a pity, she was pretty funny and rather unique on here! I can't actually see where she was ''slagging off punters'', just a bit cheeky but it would have just dragged on, none the less.

Stormy has been more than fantastic the last two times I have seen her, she is one very sexy lady, rather lovely and clearly loves what she does, a great bj and very passionate at sex though I only saw her independent, she did have a very fancy apartment when i last saw and I know for a fact she visits very fancy hotels as she showed me raunchy pics and vids in a few. I know she does lots of duos with very wealthy clients.  As for her university, she did go and I have no doubt she could achieve a first grade, she worked at Ogilvy for a while, they wouldn't take dummies!

I can't help but chuckle at her posts, I don't think she knew or cared what thread she was on but she is certainly one of a kind. Gobby? Wouldn't say so, certainly a confident lady. Gobby on here maybe but she was clearly just playing you at your own games. It seems the men on here can ''slag off'' to their hearts content but the minute a WG responds she gets banned, this is why so many men stay away from this site!

I take it you're her lezzie girlfriend

[sensualencounter]

What a pity, she was pretty funny and rather unique on here! I can't actually see where she was ''slagging off punters'', just a bit cheeky but it would have just dragged on, none the less.

Stormy has been more than fantastic the last two times I have seen her, she is one very sexy lady, rather lovely and clearly loves what she does, a great bj and very passionate at sex though I only saw her independent, she did have a very fancy apartment when i last saw and I know for a fact she visits very fancy hotels as she showed me raunchy pics and vids in a few. I know she does lots of duos with very wealthy clients.  As for her university, she did go and I have no doubt she could achieve a first grade, she worked at Ogilvy for a while, they wouldn't take dummies!

I can't help but chuckle at her posts, I don't think she knew or cared what thread she was on but she is certainly one of a kind. Gobby? Wouldn't say so, certainly a confident lady. Gobby on here maybe but she was clearly just playing you at your own games. It seems the men on here can ''slag off'' to their hearts content but the minute a WG responds she gets banned, this is why so many men stay away from this site!

White knighting twat.  or the gobby hulk hogan bitch herself

[OldAdmin]

this is why so many men stay away from this site!

Yes like the tens of thousands cunts who get banned but return with a new account, just like you will too