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Offline blackjack1

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Saw her Yesterday. Never seen a WG with no feedback on UKP b4 (aghata was a happy accident) and she only had two reviews on her new AW when I saw it, but her profile was pretty convincing, British Chinese girl who sees black guys, and ticks all my service boxes with no extras at a decent price :hi:  Plus I actually chuckled a few times reading her profile. "me so horny me love you long time"  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: 
   
Duration: 30 minutes

Fee: £80 (no extras)

Services: OWO, FK, Penetration (protected), Anal, footworship

Location: Small flat in angel, 5 min walk from the station.

Communication: Good, texted her on the day for a meet later that afternoon. Called when I got there

The girl: petite figure, 22, British Chinese...she's tiny  :D

Face 7/10 Cute face, short hair, dick sucking lips are prob her best feature on her face :thumbsup:

Body 7/10 she is a petite Chinese girl so everything is small :lol: body looks good tho if that's what you're in to. she had some bruises on her leg (not off putting though)  Feet were clean and smooth :thumbsup:

Attitude: 11/10 Very friendly, had good convo, good sense of humour, DTF. 

The meet: OK so this was a terrible start....I got Lost... :dash:....was wondering about trying to find her place for a while. To her credit she helped me as much as she could even though it was her first day at the location and didn't know the area. There are three big blocks of flats and I explored all of them  :dash:, I could hear the annoyance creeping in on her voice after the third phone call and told me she had another fella coming in an hour or so ...finally found the flat, and was 15 minutes late even though I got there on time :dash: fucking google maps sent me to the wrong side of the estate.

She opens the door wearing silver high heels, a black tank top and.....A black  friggin TUTU...yea a TUTU  :lol: WTF :lol: I actually like the look :lol: I walk in and I apologise for my lost behaviour  :lol: :lol:. She was totally cool about it welcomes me in and leads me to her room....Its a decent sized room with a big mirror by the wall, I hand over the cash, she places it on the bedside table and I tell her what services I want while she sits on the bed watching me undress.

We start with foot worship, her small feet were clean, smooth and well taken care of. She was really responsive with this, wiggling her toes in my mouth, she seemed to enjoy it. She was still fully dressed in her tutu( :sarcastic:) at this point, so I slide her knickers off and start to play with her pussy with her toes still in my mouth.  She keeps eye contact through the punt with an "I want you now" kind of look, which made we want to fuck right away, but the day I forgo a blowjob pigs will fly and Theresa May will discover rhythm (did you see that shit? the fuck is wrong with her? :sarcastic:)....anyways..

I lay down ready for the BJ, she takes off the TUTU (don't know how I feel about that :unknown:) and starts off ok, hand on the base just sucking the top, but couple minutes in I'm already thinking the BJ is about to be sub par :cry:. Then all of a sudden she starts DT and gagging on my shit  :wacko: lots of spit all over my dick and she's struggling to breath  :yahoo: I sit up reach behind her and start finger blasting her while keeping her head down on my dick, I lay back down and ask for a condom "OK Mr Impatient :(:sarcastic:  might have missed out on something there. Felt like an ass for being so late so rushed the BJ  along :dash: 

On with the condom, I tell her to get on top for CG, started off pretty slow and sensual with FK then told her to squat  on my dick which lasted all of 20 seconds till she said she was tired  :dash: so I held her up by her arse and started drilling her, rest was pretty much a blur, switching back and forth between positions found her foot in my mouth again at one point while in CG. seated CG on the edge of the bed, picked her up started drilling her, back on the bed again in mish on the edge of the bed, the whole time she's rubbing her clit giving me full eye contact. Spun her around and gave her The Shocker(2in the pink 1 in the sink). walked around and started face fucking her, was ready to finish in her arse so she got on all fours....ever seen a great dane fuck a chiwawa?...yea...me neither :timeout:...told her to lie down got the lube and slipped my cock in her arse, as small as she is she can take a pounding, well at least from me im not small but im not big either...think there's a name for that...had a nice view of us in the mirror too, pulled her head back by her hair and she screamed "yes baby! cum in my fucking arse!"...needless to say I did  :dance:

Was a sweaty mess by the end, I was dripping. Helped the condom off and offered me a shower. Bathroom was clean and tidy male deodorant and neutral smelling soap. Had a nice chat after I came out, the usual what work do you do, how long  have you been here spiel. she told be she has just started indie, apparently her pimp used to take 50% of her earnings  :scare: We also starting talking about foot fetishes  :D she even dropped some knowledge on my arse! Apparently the brain areas associated with your dick and feet are next to each other, so there's a cross-wiring in the brain between the foot and the genital parts....welp the more you know  :drinks:  ....left with a kiss and copped a feel, and made my way home.

Great punt! No clock watching at all, and she didn't rush me at all even though I came 15 minutes late, spent my whole 30 mins there, whole experience felt natural.

Will I go back? yea for sure. She's not my usual type I go for, I like the complete opposite thick, big ass, big tits, tall. But she is cute and has lots of energy (when she's not squating  :sarcastic:)
         

Positives
very enthusiastic
was a nice mix of GFE and PSE
good personality
hygiene is good


Neutral
She's tiny compared to me so doggy is hard

Negative

I was late :dash:


Personal Top Ten:
1)Alice_Rock / Leila 4 you  (its a tie) 
2)XxxPersia
3)x Yvett x
4) RaquelBusty36EE
5) Crystal.Lady
6) Charlie Hothaigirl
7)AGHATA_BRAZILIAN
8) Sussybustynatural
9)AnaTia
10) PAULINA LATINA HOT

more pending.... :drinks:


Offline peter purves

Very well written review and I can feel the vibes or well at least the way you put pen to paper  :P

Out of interest are her AW pics representative?

Cheers!!
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Offline MrMohican

Great review Blackjack - this girl is totally my kind of girl. Very pretty face imho. She's straight onto my HL.

Except... those booking stipulations are a pain in the back side - did you have to do this to get a first appointment with her?

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I feel you, that made me hesitant too. Seems like a head ache booking her. But it was straight forward enough for me.

Text her round 9:30 requesting a meet for 12..text me back in about 1/2hr telling me she could do mid afternoon , I tell her cool and ask for services I'm looking for. She confirms and tells me to make a booking request. I do that, and 5 mins l8r she says that 1/2 hr later would actually be better. That's fine too, I have the day off :unknown: ...She doesn't ask me too but I make another booking request just in case, wasn't taking any chances given her profile. Ask her for her address and she sends it about 1/2 hr later...most her texts came promptly.

Then it went as I've detailed. I think that's all to scare off time wasters, or maybe I got lucky. If you contact her then make a booking request once conformed you should be fine. I have no reviews on AW either btw.

She told me her times she works after the punt but I wasn't listening  :dance:


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I feel you, that made me hesitant too. Seems like a head ache booking her. But it was straight forward enough for me.

Text her round 9:30 requesting a meet for 12..text me back in about 1/2hr telling me she could do mid afternoon , I tell her cool and ask for services I'm looking for. She confirms and tells me to make a booking request. I do that, and 5 mins l8r she says that 1/2 hr later would actually be better. That's fine too, I have the day off :unknown: ...She doesn't ask me too but I make another booking request just in case, wasn't taking any chances given her profile. Ask her for her address and she sends it about 1/2 hr later...most her texts came promptly.

Then it went as I've detailed. I think that's all to scare off time wasters, or maybe I got lucky. If you contact her then make a booking request once conformed you should be fine. I have no reviews on AW either btw.

She told me her times she works after the punt but I wasn't listening  :dance:
thanks blackjack1. It sounds a bit complicated to book her...and i think she will get busier following your review.
I may try to book her one day thought  :hi:

Offline JuniorWashington09

Yeah been keeping my eye on this one, good to know she see's black guys, will be paying a visit

Offline marlin

Thats for the review, very useful
Only problem is I always get lost when looking for the flat in this kind of scenario

But se sounds very good so may try her out

Offline HighHeelLover

Cheer the review op does she have an accent or she proper English Chinese??

Offline blackjack1

Cheer the review op does she have an accent or she proper English Chinese??

She's English.

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thanks blackjack1. It sounds a bit complicated to book her...and i think she will get busier following your review.
I may try to book her one day thought  :hi:

Yes I am sure there will be lots queuing up now. Definitely one to see

Offline blackjack1

Yes I am sure there will be lots queuing up now. Definitely one to see

We'll see. If she keeps up the good service and is getting positive reviews, then yea for sure. I'd like to see her at least one more time b4 then tho.

Offline OutForJustice80

Been trying to book her today. Phone call no answer, text sent no response. Her green light is on... will report back. Three and a half hours so far.


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Just had to ask, why and how does this matter ?

I suppose because it’s unusual having a British Chinese Escort.

Offline Deeeazy

Cheer the review op does she have an accent or she proper English Chinese??

Had to ask, how and why does this matter ?

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I suppose because it’s unusual having a British Chinese Escort.

You fucking her or her accent ?

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You fucking her or her accent ?

A lot of the Chinese, you can’t even communicate with properly. Nothing more frustrating than having to get google translate to explain what you want

Offline Deeeazy

A lot of the Chinese, you can’t even communicate with properly. Nothing more frustrating than having to get google translate to explain what you want

I see your point but still nothing to do with accent IMO.  But again, maybe a turn on or off for some people ! Eg if she speaks with a London estate girl then I wouldn’t be too happy ! So question withdrawn Lol

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Offline Tokidoe

Still managed to book her mentioning that I'm also a British Born Chinese. Some british born chinese are reluctant to see just cause almost everyone knows each othe through some network.

Offline blackjack1

Still managed to book her mentioning that I'm also a British Born Chinese. Some british born chinese are reluctant to see just cause almost everyone knows each othe through some network.

Yea I get that..it's the reason why I don't punt black girls :cry: the chances of them knowing some1 I know is too high.

Offline Zach77

Thanks OP.
Useful review with good detail as to experience and services.
I’ve tried to book by text but no response yet (3hours and counting...)

Offline OutForJustice80

Six hours later, nothing back. Not brilliant.

Offline tantraman

Excellent TOFTT, OP :hi:

Alice sure sounds like she rocks! :thumbsup: Rightly HL'd.

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Six hours later, nothing back. Not brilliant.

She has just replied to me now, so maybe she is just going through her backlog of messages.

Offline Parking

Any chance you know if she speaks Cantonese or Mandarin?

Offline blackjack1

Any chance you know if she speaks Cantonese or Mandarin?

Says she does in her profile...didn't think to inquire tho. Prob does, most if not all Chinese Brits I know speak their native language.

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Says she does in her profile...didn't think to inquire tho. Prob does, most if not all Chinese Brits I know speak their native language.

Thanks just seen it in her interview tab. Most Chinese Brits I know don't speak at a native standard though.

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Thanks just seen it in her interview tab. Most Chinese Brits I know don't speak at a native standard though.

True

Offline OutForJustice80

She has just replied to me now, so maybe she is just going through her backlog of messages.
Well the time I was after is long gone. Hope you get what you were after.

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Pukka review  :thumbsup:
Not sure if you used enuf emojis ?  :lol:

Offline NoHo

I saw her near Manor House last week  Her AW profile is the most honest I've come across. The one thing I would wonder about is cleanliness
But I could be over cautious  She is a pervert for sure

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Hey guys, Alice here x

Thanks for the review. I always thought you were a bunch of fucking incels but I'm pretty pleased with what's been written about me here so I guess you guys are alright after all.

Re the texting/calling stuff - I had to finish early today to go to a friend's house warming so I had to turn down a lot of clients. Was busy all day so apologies for the late replies but I was fully booked for the day by 10am. Tomorrow's filling up fast too but there are empty slots after 5ish...

Also - Manor House - yeah I was working there last week for some Turkish pimps in an absolute shit hole on Green Lanes (was desperate for a place to work after my previous pimp suddenly told me to go home so he could replace me with someone who would make him more money...) and the clients were really shit too (fob, no speak english, fucking peasants, rough af, left bruises on me, argued over a tenner, etc...) so I decided to just fuck off and do my own thing. The facilities have greatly improved since then. Thanks to my lovely regular who hooked me up with a new place to work x

And yeah, I hate squatting :unknown: sorry mate :rolleyes: you were a good fuck tho x

Why is there not a section on this website for girls to review punters? I guess we have SAAFE but it's not really quite as bitchy, is it? Could you imagine if girls reviewed punters the same way you review us? :lol: "He stank of a mixture of BO and deodorant and when I offered him a shower he said no. Took his pants off and saw a fucking conical shaped dick with green shit leaking out. Kept asking me if he was ugly... Someone obviously didn't get enough attention as a child."

Alice x

Edit - I am probably the cleanest hooker in London. I Hibiscrub the shit out of my entire body after every booking, gargle with Corsodyl after owo, get tested every few weeks, on prep (even though I don't do bareback - it's in case a condom breaks), etc.

Oh and I can speak Mandarin but my parents are white (adopted) so I doubt I could fuck in Chinese... I don't even know the word for dick in Chinese  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

P.S. I know you guys hate my booking instructions but it's to filter out the retards x x I still get fuckers texting me "where are you based" but not nearly as much as I used to. I don't fuck illiterate idiots.

Sorry I sound so pissed off - just had a timewaster call me and make me spell out my postcode 5 times because his phone doesn't take text messages apparently, then he said "btw I know your pictures are fake" and asked me why all AW girls including myself use fake profile pictures. M8, I'm not here to fucking discuss the ins and outs of the prostitution industry with you. And my pictures aren't fake. Fuck.

If I was going to use a fake picture I wouldn't use one of a girl with distinctive tattoos... :dash:

Apologies for the typed out verbal diarrhoea. Just come here and put your dick in my mouth.

Also I have a feeling that a few of my professors are frequent punters so hi. I'll fuck you for a higher grade xxx
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Offline webpunter

Stuff on her profile suggests the same

She is a pervert for sure

Offline winkywanky

I don't even know the word for dick in Chinese  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

Because I admire your level of honesty and find it so so refreshing, please allow me...

Dick in Chinese is:

陰莖

Yīnjīng

 :hi:

Offline finn5555

Hey guys, Alice here x

Thanks for the review. I always thought you were a bunch of fucking incels but I'm pretty pleased with what's been written about me here so I guess you guys are alright after all.

Re the texting/calling stuff - I had to finish early today to go to a friend's house warming so I had to turn down a lot of clients. Was busy all day so apologies for the late replies but I was fully booked for the day by 10am. Tomorrow's filling up fast too but there are empty slots after 5ish...

Also - Manor House - yeah I was working there last week for some Turkish pimps in an absolute shit hole on Green Lanes (was desperate for a place to work after my previous pimp suddenly told me to go home so he could replace me with someone who would make him more money...) and the clients were really shit too (fob, no speak english, fucking peasants, rough af, left bruises on me, argued over a tenner, etc...) so I decided to just fuck off and do my own thing. The facilities have greatly improved since then. Thanks to my lovely regular who hooked me up with a new place to work x

And yeah, I hate squatting :unknown: sorry mate :rolleyes: you were a good fuck tho x

Why is there not a section on this website for girls to review punters? I guess we have SAAFE but it's not really quite as bitchy, is it? Could you imagine if girls reviewed punters the same way you review us? :lol: "He stank of a mixture of BO and deodorant and when I offered him a shower he said no. Took his pants off and saw a fucking conical shaped dick with green shit leaking out. Kept asking me if he was ugly... Someone obviously didn't get enough attention as a child."

Alice x

Edit - I am probably the cleanest hooker in London. I Hibiscrub the shit out of my entire body after every booking, gargle with Corsodyl after owo, get tested every few weeks, on prep (even though I don't do bareback - it's in case a condom breaks), etc.

Oh and I can speak Mandarin but my parents are white (adopted) so I doubt I could fuck in Chinese... I don't even know the word for dick in Chinese  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

P.S. I know you guys hate my booking instructions but it's to filter out the retards x x I still get fuckers texting me "where are you based" but not nearly as much as I used to. I don't fuck illiterate idiots.

Sorry I sound so pissed off - just had a timewaster call me and make me spell out my postcode 5 times because his phone doesn't take text messages apparently, then he said "btw I know your pictures are fake" and asked me why all AW girls including myself use fake profile pictures. M8, I'm not here to fucking discuss the ins and outs of the prostitution industry with you. And my pictures aren't fake. Fuck.

If I was going to use a fake picture I wouldn't use one of a girl with distinctive tattoos... :dash:

Apologies for the typed out verbal diarrhoea. Just come here and put your dick in my mouth.

Also I have a feeling that a few of my professors are frequent punters so hi. I'll fuck you for a higher grade xxx

Classy bird  :wackogirl:


Offline tantraman

... Just come here and put your dick in my mouth ...

... and that's enough for me, Alice! :music:

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LOL - totally
Farts in Bfs face

Motherfucker fucking had it coming  :bomb:

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Holy shit quite a posting entrance. Brava!

Offline finn5555

Holy shit quite a posting entrance. Brava!

Typical pro$$ie drivel you mean  :D


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Typical pro$$ie drivel you mean  :D
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Go get fucked by a donkey dick m8

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Well that was always going to end in tears.
Not too sure about the hairy arse crack photo either! :vomit:

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She didn't last long  :wackogirl:

Mouthy millennial "emancipated" girl talking up a storm and running her mouth when she should have had it full.   :dash:

Well she lasted long enough to publish her advert.

Offline MrMohican

Hey guys, Alice here x

Thanks for the review. I always thought you were a bunch of fucking incels but I'm pretty pleased with what's been written about me here so I guess you guys are alright after all.

Re the texting/calling stuff - I had to finish early today to go to a friend's house warming so I had to turn down a lot of clients. Was busy all day so apologies for the late replies but I was fully booked for the day by 10am. Tomorrow's filling up fast too but there are empty slots after 5ish...

Also - Manor House - yeah I was working there last week for some Turkish pimps in an absolute shit hole on Green Lanes (was desperate for a place to work after my previous pimp suddenly told me to go home so he could replace me with someone who would make him more money...) and the clients were really shit too (fob, no speak english, fucking peasants, rough af, left bruises on me, argued over a tenner, etc...) so I decided to just fuck off and do my own thing. The facilities have greatly improved since then. Thanks to my lovely regular who hooked me up with a new place to work x

And yeah, I hate squatting :unknown: sorry mate :rolleyes: you were a good fuck tho x

Why is there not a section on this website for girls to review punters? I guess we have SAAFE but it's not really quite as bitchy, is it? Could you imagine if girls reviewed punters the same way you review us? :lol: "He stank of a mixture of BO and deodorant and when I offered him a shower he said no. Took his pants off and saw a fucking conical shaped dick with green shit leaking out. Kept asking me if he was ugly... Someone obviously didn't get enough attention as a child."

Alice x

Edit - I am probably the cleanest hooker in London. I Hibiscrub the shit out of my entire body after every booking, gargle with Corsodyl after owo, get tested every few weeks, on prep (even though I don't do bareback - it's in case a condom breaks), etc.

Oh and I can speak Mandarin but my parents are white (adopted) so I doubt I could fuck in Chinese... I don't even know the word for dick in Chinese  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

P.S. I know you guys hate my booking instructions but it's to filter out the retards x x I still get fuckers texting me "where are you based" but not nearly as much as I used to. I don't fuck illiterate idiots.

Sorry I sound so pissed off - just had a timewaster call me and make me spell out my postcode 5 times because his phone doesn't take text messages apparently, then he said "btw I know your pictures are fake" and asked me why all AW girls including myself use fake profile pictures. M8, I'm not here to fucking discuss the ins and outs of the prostitution industry with you. And my pictures aren't fake. Fuck.

If I was going to use a fake picture I wouldn't use one of a girl with distinctive tattoos... :dash:

Apologies for the typed out verbal diarrhoea. Just come here and put your dick in my mouth.

Also I have a feeling that a few of my professors are frequent punters so hi. I'll fuck you for a higher grade xxx

i fucking love this girl. Haha. Its rare when Ive read anything by a WG that has contained so many laugh out loud moments. Alice we have to meet. x

Offline Deeeazy

Hello and welcome to the forum Alice

Great intro and can’t wait to meet you now. Might be busy for the next few weeks but hoping soon;)