Venue:
External Link/Members Only Contact: called up prior and booked an appointment with masseuse- all easy peasy
Venue: shop is opposite baker st underground st. With entrance via an arcade / shopping area. Inside all very swish but felt a bit clinical in the room as tables are more like portable hospital beds, and they screech on hard floor on top of which the walls paper thin and then there’s no music!
Going’s on: I had read much about the legendary Kelly and now that her name had resurfaced and she was in her own (new) shop I felt it’d be a good time to try her out!
Upon arrival I saw 2 rather chubby ladies bearing all on sofa - showing their tats on legs and gossiping away in their own language.
As I walked in I guessed it’s kelly from Sparkus previous description and I was happy ...
I walked towards counter and greeted by a thinner lady who looked more Thai and she asked for £50 for 1 your ! I paid up but reminding them I’m here for Kelly. All fine.
Told to go down in to room no. X and strip which I did. Then the girl who I thought was reception came to meet me and told me she’s Kelly ?
I told her she’s not and she stook her tongue in my mouth... she told me kelly won’t do service She’ll give me and kissed me.
I was horny pre arrival and I got suckered in to it and rolled with it . She undressed me and herself and said massage can wait ... she asked for £120!!! For fs and blowjob . I know she saw all my money in my wallet (it was pay day - school boy Error) I countered with £60 finally (begrudgingly) agreed £80
Having lost a little of my momentum due to the hefty prices I was still looking forward to having my cock sucked by this late 20s early 30s slightly flat nosed , gym fit Lady. She states she’s from HOng Kong and her English was good. Fake tits. Weird tatto below belly button running all along tummy.
She then immediately went for the jonny to put on my semi hard on! I told her we’d agreed £80 for owo??!! She screwed her face up ... and then spent 15 mins cleaning my cock inside and out - felt as clinical as the room we were in.
Proceeded to blow job which was excellen d/t sloppy and had me turned on again ! Sex on table - her on top then doggie then missionary lasting all of 15-20 min - coming in missionary.
Table was screeching / I was ordered not to make noise as walls paper thin / sex could’ve been good but when you’re told to be quiet / hurry / come Quicj and then ‘I love how u fuck..’ all with some aim to get this over and done with - it doesn’t do it for me!
After sex had a 10-15 min massage - Hong Kong style - walking on back and lots of kneeing and kneading . Not particularly enjoyable!
I won’t go back any time soon
Probably would be negative if not for the blow job and fact she did put effort in to massage after
