Author Topic: Hotchocxxx -Clue is in the name, good SP in Birmingham  (Read 2282 times)


25 review(s) for hotchocxxx (24 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline lagosmargaret


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Wanted to try out some relatively fresh blood (no,not period play and no,I'm not Dracula!).Noticed this WG had popped up  in Brum after ostensibly taking a break .Only a few,but mostly positive, mentions on here.No other promising fodder available on the AW roulette wheel  :wacko:.Also,mixed-race SPs seem to be rare in these parts.Decided to dabble.  :D

Comms- Succinct/precise /prompt texting ,confirming meet time and  postcode.Ultimate text on my landing approach gave her precise block,buzzing-in code, floor and number.Exemplary ,no dramas.

Location - Newly built flats  on the Bristol Road big crossroads,near the drive through epitome of low calorie nutrition,McDs.

Maybe 10-12 mins brisk walk from Grand Central,taking  interesting short cuts through Hong Kong -ooops -Chinatown.Even passed the Polish/Czech Chicken Ranch behind the Hippo. Quiet/clean/safe(ish) area.Parking? Some around  on nearby roads and  appears to be ample in a gated area alongside block.

Buzzing-in system  simplest one one may ever encounter -no hanging around trying to solve a MENSA puzzle. Just as well,if your plumbag's distended to the point of splitting and your swimmers are literally waving at you out of your Jap's eye.Or you're simply jumpy. :D

Lift available for mobility limited/fitness -challenged visitors.

(SP)iders web- impeccably clean/tidy/sybaritic modern flat,door some distance away from most of others,discrete ingress/egress .On a par with 4*/5* hotel suites.WG hirers may  make Annabel Chong look celibate to even make a dent in the rent for this one  :lol:.Stylish bathroom with invigorating shower.Dedicated ,fit-for- purpose pump room with full  length mirrors for the narcissists(or masochists). :lol:

Wallet whack- £70 for h/h . Good VFM,IMO.Especially when 80 nicker in Brum  may get you a female Jabba the Hut wearing sussies,thong and lippy ....... :lol:

Services received - OWO/Eggbag and perineal licking:nibbling/Linda Lovelace-esque DT/suited standing:kneeling doggy/CIM.
 
Escort appearance/welcome -

Prob. late 30s:early 40s/c. 5ft 8in/ attractive with angular bone structure,looks better than profile pics,IMO/young facial skin texture/nice lips/good teeth.

Medium length straight black hair/ caramel skin tone/tatt on  shoulder blade.

Bottom half "thicker" than top,with a shapely, big(but not excessively so)bumper made for twerking/A- cup milkers with medium nips.Decent legs.Some mummy tummy stretch marks.

Shaven haven with dark lady lips,odourless undercarriage. :D

Entered,greeted enthusiastically ,bank manager angry a few moments later,water company happy a few mins later,towelled off and ready for action.

Pump  action with my shotgun-

No messing or prelims with this girl.Onto bed ,straight on to the bone like a starving  Bombay stray cur ,coaxing some inflatory circulation into the cobra.Interspersed with some scrotal tongue wiping and perineum tapping,stopping just short of the chocco starfish.A great appetiser......

Looked over at the mirror and saw that mini-Kardashian ass wobbling in concert with her oral ministrations,lips peeping invitingly between her spheres.A sight for  lustful,not sore,eyes. :D

Developed into full-blooded DT and mild face-f*cking.Man,this babe can work a wanger! Sloppy,well -paced, near-asphyxiating noshing.Got the impression she could fully gorge Lexington Steele,nay bother! Simultaneously stroked her kitty,no fingering allowed,not that I indulge in it anyway.

All started to get me very excited,became fearful about firing off prematurely and missing  the main course.Rolled the rubber onto the pendulum with her mouth,artisan.Knelt on the bed and entered her portal doggy style.Gradually worked up to a fast pace,holding onto  her shoulders to apply more  drilling force.Piledrove her for a long time ,during which she offered vocal encouragement and vulgar observations ; reciprocated with my own obscenities!  :D

Shifted into standing doggy,much of the same bar some mini-twerking on mini LM-interesting ! Sex syrup began to bubble and squeak.Prick dungaree decanted,more ball attention from her and frantic 5 knuckle shuffling from me,and salvoed my sperm phalanxes into her mouth.No cum dodger, this one.Disposed of.

Choc's an interesting,intelligent and articulate girl.Showed occasional glimpses that she could be fiery,though  :bomb:.Stayed well over,at her insistence, after my cleanse-the-sins shower.Spoke about a wide variety of topics,a few good laughs.Also discussed her escort career and life.Left with a spring in the step.She's good. :thumbsup:

Conclusion- Good,bordering on lower- great, punt with a pretty mixed-race lady who offers a mild PSE.

+ves- venue/ attractive/sexy bum bum/stellar DT + love plum manipulation/stimulating conversationalist /hygienic/relaxed on timing/VFM

neutrals -may  not  suit GFE-seekers/boob lovers.

-ves -zero FK:DFK.Can't remember being offered any refreshments.

Return? - Probably.

Recommend? If she replicated my experience with you,yes.But we know this may not be guaranteed. A convoluted way of stressing that YMMV. The decision to take the plunge, or not, is yours!

Thanks for reading!  :thumbsup:

LM
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Offline JEH7376


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That was a bloody entertaining and informative read.....I like your style. Thanks

Offline CluckinBell

like the style of your review :D

bobsuper

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Surrealistic and fun to read  :thumbsup:

Offline Punterperson1971

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Wanted to try out some relatively fresh blood (no,not period play and no,I'm not Dracula!).Noticed this WG had popped up  in Brum after ostensibly taking a break .Only a few,but mostly positive, mentions on here.No other promising fodder available on the AW roulette wheel  :wacko:.Also,mixed-race SPs seem to be rare in these parts.Decided to dabble.  :D

Comms- Succinct/precise /prompt texting ,confirming meet time and  postcode.Ultimate text on my landing approach gave her precise block,buzzing-in code, floor and number.Exemplary ,no dramas.

Location - Newly built flats  on the Bristol Road big crossroads,near the drive through epitome of low calorie nutrition,McDs.

Maybe 10-12 mins brisk walk from Grand Central,taking  interesting short cuts through Hong Kong -ooops -Chinatown.Even passed the Polish/Czech Chicken Ranch behind the Hippo. Quiet/clean/safe(ish) area.Parking? Some around  on nearby roads and  appears to be ample in a gated area alongside block.

Buzzing-in system  simplest one one may ever encounter -no hanging around trying to solve a MENSA puzzle. Just as well,if your plumbag's distended to the point of splitting and your swimmers are literally waving at you out of your Jap's eye.Or you're simply jumpy. :D

Lift available for mobility limited/fitness -challenged visitors.

(SP)iders web- impeccably clean/tidy/sybaritic modern flat,door some distance away from most of others,discrete ingress/egress .On a par with 4*/5* hotel suites.WG hirers may  make Annabel Chong look celibate to even make a dent in the rent for this one  :lol:.Stylish bathroom with invigorating shower.Dedicated ,fit-for- purpose pump room with full  length mirrors for the narcissists(or masochists). :lol:

Wallet whack- £70 for h/h . Good VFM,IMO.Especially when 80 nicker in Brum  may get you a female Jabba the Hut wearing sussies,thong and lippy ....... :lol:

Services received - OWO/Eggbag and perineal licking:nibbling/Linda Lovelace-esque DT/suited standing:kneeling doggy/CIM.
 
Escort appearance/welcome -

Prob. late 30s:early 40s/c. 5ft 8in/ attractive with angular bone structure,looks better than profile pics,IMO/young facial skin texture/nice lips/good teeth.

Medium length straight black hair/ caramel skin tone/tatt on  shoulder blade.

Bottom half "thicker" than top,with a shapely, big(but not excessively so)bumper made for twerking/A- cup milkers with medium nips.Decent legs.Some mummy tummy stretch marks.

Shaven haven with dark lady lips,odourless undercarriage. :D

Entered,greeted enthusiastically ,bank manager angry a few moments later,water company happy a few mins later,towelled off and ready for action.

Pump  action with my shotgun-

No messing or prelims with this girl.Onto bed ,straight on to the bone like a starving  Bombay stray cur ,coaxing some inflatory circulation into the cobra.Interspersed with some scrotal tongue wiping and perineum tapping,stopping just short of the chocco starfish.A great appetiser......

Looked over at the mirror and saw that mini-Kardashian ass wobbling in concert with her oral ministrations,lips peeping invitingly between her spheres.A sight for  lustful,not sore,eyes. :D

Developed into full-blooded DT and mild face-f*cking.Man,this babe can work a wanger! Sloppy,well -paced, near-asphyxiating noshing.Got the impression she could fully gorge Lexington Steele,nay bother! Simultaneously stroked her kitty,no fingering allowed,not that I indulge in it anyway.

All started to get me very excited,became fearful about firing off prematurely and missing  the main course.Rolled the rubber onto the pendulum with her mouth,artisan.Knelt on the bed and entered her portal doggy style.Gradually worked up to a fast pace,holding onto  her shoulders to apply more  drilling force.Piledrove her for a long time ,during which she offered vocal encouragement and vulgar observations ; reciprocated with my own obscenities!  :D

Shifted into standing doggy,much of the same bar some mini-twerking on mini LM-interesting ! Sex syrup began to bubble and squeak.Prick dungaree decanted,more ball attention from her and frantic 5 knuckle shuffling from me,and salvoed my sperm phalanxes into her mouth.No cum dodger, this one.Disposed of.

Choc's an interesting,intelligent and articulate girl.Showed occasional glimpses that she could be fiery,though  :bomb:.Stayed well over,at her insistence, after my cleanse-the-sins shower.Spoke about a wide variety of topics,a few good laughs.Also discussed her escort career and life.Left with a spring in the step.She's good. :thumbsup:

Conclusion- Good,bordering on lower- great, punt with a pretty mixed-race lady who offers a mild PSE.

+ves- venue/ attractive/sexy bum bum/stellar DT + love plum manipulation/stimulating conversationalist /hygienic/relaxed on timing/VFM

neutrals -may  not  suit GFE-seekers/boob lovers.

-ves -zero FK:DFK.Can't remember being offered any refreshments.

Return? - Probably.

Recommend? If she replicated my experience with you,yes.But we know this may not be guaranteed. A convoluted way of stressing that YMMV. The decision to take the plunge, or not, is yours!

Thanks for reading!  :thumbsup:

LM
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Seen and reviewed this lady she’s very good and yes she doesn’t take idiots and time wasters lightly.

Westney

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There's a book in this!  :D What a great, witty and original review.