Angela advertises in H&E Classifieds
External Link/Members Only (scroll down to pink ad, sensual massage Dorking for an oldish face pic) and here
External Link/Members OnlyPrice was £60 for a half hour I think, maybe it was £80 for the hour, I can't quite remember as it was a while back.
She is older than the pic, wearing glasses, should've been sexy but wasn't, I found her humourless and dry alas.
Massage was excellent, proper professional feeling and then nice and sexy in the later more sensual part. I remember thinking, this woman has great hands, they'll be amazing on my cock and balls. How wrong I was.
Came to the turnover, very excited but for some reason little man was a bit floppy. Never mind I thought, this woman has the skills. Oh dear. Oh yes, she said on the phone that she starts in lingerie, goes topless for the ending. "Lingerie" means M&S-looking bra and pants.
Hardly spoke throughout; anyway, she starts to stroke and wank my cock. At this part she seems to lose all skills and it becomes rather mechanical. I'm not getting hard. She makes no attempt to stimulate balls, gooch or arse; bad mistake. Takes off bra, tits look small but nice, but I'm still not getting turned on because of crap cock handling. She still doesn't speak or look at me, apart from a fleeting tight smile near the beginning. Then it gets worse. She grasps the base of my cock with one hand in an iron grip and wanks it with the other, and now it's actually painful! I put a hand on her leg (I don't dare try anything more forward) and for some reason this galvanises Mr Tiny, who manages a half a stiffy and finally a small not very happy ending.
She says slightly aggressively (and at this point you surely want to try for a return client? Maybe not) "I was just about to stop as we're coming up to time." This really put me off.
There's a picture of a shower on one of her ads but I wasn't offered it before or after.
All in all pretty grim stuff.