LIVIA NAUGHTY - Hamilton. mental nutjob, avoid like the plague

[Astarter]

Have you been in the pub Poopster? 

Just a fantastic impersonation from poopster of appleteaser in his room on his own reacting to all these posts!!!

[scutty brown]

Have you been in the pub Poopster? 

nah, he's just a fuckin nutter

[Poopster]

Fucking keyboard warriors!  I'm a businessman, don't you know?  So I can't be a psycho.

Yep, the logic absolutely checks out. 

[DickDiver]

Fucking keyboard warriors!  I'm a businessman, don't you know?  So I can't be a psycho.

Yep, the logic absolutely checks out.

I'm afraid that was not remotely verbose enough for a keyboard warrior rant.

To complain about keyboard warriors you must write at least ten paragraphs of drivel about why people who disagree with your screeds of horseshite are the real keyboard warriors.

Brevity Is the enemy of the keyboard warrior hunter. Please try harder next time.

[Poopster]

It was just a summary for those who couldn't get through the fucking wall of nonsense.   

[Boinky]

fucking comical....

isn't everyone a big important business man, running several businesses with teams of people working for them on this forum... thought that was a standard thing...

 

Not me.

I'm a retired billionaire who looks down on you lot who work for a living.


 

Posted from my yacht on the French Riviera. Unfortunately it's sinking as it was in a collision with the rubber duckie that was also in the bath...... eh... ocean... and it wasn't a rubber yellow duck, it was a P&O cruise ship. Honest. I wouldn't make this up.....

[Squire Haggard]

From the OP,

''Was gonna walk (and in hindsight, should have) but I had the horn and the arse kinda drew me in. I had planned for 30 minutes at £70 but made an excuse about work and took a 15 minute punt.''

A mistake.

Should have either walked or gone for 30 mins. Her attitude MAY have been different with 30 mins.

The B&S skank got away with £50.

[scutty brown]

From the OP,

''Was gonna walk (and in hindsight, should have) but I had the horn and the arse kinda drew me in. I had planned for 30 minutes at £70 but made an excuse about work and took a 15 minute punt.''

A mistake.

Should have either walked or gone for 30 mins. Her attitude MAY have been different with 30 mins.

but would HIS attitude be different? Therein lies the problem

[Matrix]

From the OP,

''Was gonna walk (and in hindsight, should have) but I had the horn and the arse kinda drew me in. I had planned for 30 minutes at £70 but made an excuse about work and took a 15 minute punt.''

A mistake.

Should have either walked or gone for 30 mins. Her attitude MAY have been different with 30 mins.

The B&S skank got away with £50.

Aye but she's fucked it for herself if and when she ever has to use a successfully run business in the Strathclyde area. 

[J_H]

'Several successful businesses' - what, still doing your Rent Boy and selling crack?

[Name Not Found]

At least he's so busy running his successful businesses that he doesn't have time to come back and spout a load more bullshit to add to the pile he's already delivered.

[FBman78]

Not me.

I'm a retired billionaire who looks down on you lot who work for a living.


 

Posted from my yacht on the French Riviera. Unfortunately it's sinking as it was in a collision with the rubber duckie that was also in the bath...... eh... ocean... and it wasn't a rubber yellow duck, it was a P&O cruise ship. Honest. I wouldn't make this up.....

I'm Batman.

[Towlie]

Wee mans had an absolute nightmare 

[Matrix]

'Several successful businesses' - what, still doing your Rent Boy and selling crack?

reminds me of a Frankie Boyle insult.

"You'll be Glasgows first ever rent boy to offer a meal deal. Your arse and a soft drink for £1.49" 

[Villab0as1]

In the moment, I saw red and I broke her grip forcefully - downwards forearm smash against her forearm - and I was gonna follow up with a straight to her jaw

You sound like a really nice guy.

[Pacenote]

Should of really left after she said get out. If you are OCD about hygiene then I'm surprised you don't have a small bottle of alcohol gel in your car or on your person to rub on your hands when needed. As far as anger. You seem fine. Someone was grabbing you in a violent way unprovoked, you'd do what anyone sane would.
The mental health/personality issues of the typical "stirring it" wankers on here is far more problematic than anything you've displayed. If they find your emotions a problem then I hope they never go into East Kilbride, they may start having panic attacks if they see the attitudes of the people in town centre 

[Uncle Buck]

Should of really left after she said get out. If you are OCD about hygiene then I'm surprised you don't have a small bottle of alcohol gel in your car or on your person to rub on your hands when needed. As far as anger. You seem fine. Someone was grabbing you in a violent way unprovoked, you'd do what anyone sane would.
The mental health/personality issues of the typical "stirring it" wankers on here is far more problematic than anything you've displayed. If they find your emotions a problem then I hope they never go into East Kilbride, they may start having panic attacks if they see the attitudes of the people in town centre 

This is an interesting one: A mix of pragmatism (alcohol gel), supportiveness (you’d do what anyone sane would) and inarticulacy from another fucking roaster.

I wouldn’t want to “stir it” though as this poster/hard man appears to be familiar with Glasgow’s notorious and often treacherous  ....................East Kilbride Town Centre! 

UB

[DickDiver]

Last time I was at the Olympia centre it was all neck lumps and emphysema. It certainly didn't feel like an MMA camp in the Catskills. I probably wasnt looking hard enough for Ths Big Men and BAMPOTS though.

[Clattypats]

Should of really left after she said get out. If you are OCD about hygiene then I'm surprised you don't have a small bottle of alcohol gel in your car or on your person to rub on your hands when needed. As far as anger. You seem fine. Someone was grabbing you in a violent way unprovoked, you'd do what anyone sane would.
The mental health/personality issues of the typical "stirring it" wankers on here is far more problematic than anything you've displayed. If they find your emotions a problem then I hope they never go into East Kilbride, they may start having panic attacks if they see the attitudes of the people in town centre 

Another wannabe "hardman" Fuckwit 

Boasting about wanting to take one off a females jaw when she is alone, or wreck her flat, are the portrayed actions of a Shitebag, not a sane person...

If you don't like the so-called "shit stirring wankers" on here, why not GTF!...

[Jock D]

I hope they never go into East Kilbride, they may start having panic attacks if they see the attitudes of the people in town centre 

  East Kilbride??? Probably the safest town centre in the whole of Lanarkshire.

JFYI...South Lanarkshire generally, is actually quite gentrified compared to...the genuinely scary & violent antics that pervade the whole of North Lanarkshire.

[perfect 10]

East Kilbride??? Probably the safest town centre in the whole of Lanarkshire.

JFYI...South Lanarkshire generally, is actually quite gentrified compared to...the genuinely scary & violent antics that pervade the whole of North Lanarkshire.

That's the truth !

[Loki]

EK seems to have a lot of punters.... 

[stevebiscuit]

I visited her previously months ago when she was in Dundee before I found this site. Would have reviewed but couldn't find her profile when I joined. Pics, if her are from a long time ago. Would easily say late 30s. I booked hh can't remember how much. She did seem a bit out there, but I think she may have been drunk with the way she was acting, wild hand movements and funny voices in the pre sex chat was a bit weird. I can remember having no complaints about the service but not amazing. Don't know if any of that helps with the thread but that's my 2 cents. 

[mrbang123]

Oh wow I almost saw her just now.. thank fuck for UKP. Thanks for the warning OP

[Astarter]

Oh wow I almost saw her just now.. thank fuck for UKP. Thanks for the warning OP

Yeah thanks to the OP for being such a legendary and helpfull punter!!!!!

[salamander8321]

Can't really add any more but if account of OP is true, it is a lesson that every newbie needs to learn on how NOT to react to a bad punt. As mentioned by others, there could have been muscle in building, especially with these foreign ones, not to mention almost certain brush with the law depending on the extent that the situation could have escalated.

[Cityfan1880]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

 

Come ahead ya prick