LIVIA NAUGHTY - Hamilton. mental nutjob, avoid like the plague

[appleteaser]

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Think she's had other profiles but can't find them just now, but I'm sure she was in the Scotland verification thread.

I don't review often, because I usually go for well reviewed SPs and masseuses, and very rarely do I TOFTT. Took one this afternoon and it would've been a Neutral, borderline Negative but because of how it ended it's a solid Negative. This is gonna be a bit long so please bear with me, 10 years of punting and today was a first...

Price: £50 for 15 minutes.

Location: Hamilton, flats near the Philips factory. Really nice flat, easy to find and clean.

Comms: Phoned and picked up quick, arranged for a 30 minute booking and got the address prompt via text. English is good, with an accent.

Looks: Definitely not the girl in the pics, and hasn't seen her late twenties for a while. Late 30's, early 40s if I was to guess, tall - about 6ft - and slim but not tight. Big arse, which I liked, and looked good when she was in doggy but when standing was saggy. Facially unattractive, like a 3 or 4 out of 10. Was gonna walk (and in hindsight, should have) but I had the horn and the arse kinda drew me in. I had planned for 30 minutes at £70 but made an excuse about work and took a 15 minute punt.

Service: OW, sex in different positions, no CIM, no OWO, no massage, slight smell from her arse during doggy but nothing overpowering.
I had difficulty cumming as after about 5 minutes of pumping she kept saying I had 2 minutes left of the booking. I looked at the clock, I've not even been in for 10 minutes. The constant 1 minute, 2 minutes in between her oohs and aahhs started pissing me off and I couldn't concentrate on finishing. It ended with her attempting to get me cum with a furious handjob. I asked for the babyoil and she pulled a face, huffing and puffing about the time. Got too pissed off to cum and in the end I thought (and said) fuck this and just started getting dressed and thinking wether this would be a neutral or negative. Neutral because it was just gonna be a pump and dump, just without the dump and she was friendly to begin with but had the shitty attitude during the pump cos I was taking ages.

This is where things started to go really downhill...

she shouted "your fault, your problem no cum" and I was taken aback.

Not gonna lie, i was pretty fucking pissed off and I need to stress at no point did I raise my voice nor was I threatening in any way. My temper is pretty fucked when I lose it and I would've trashed her whole flat if I started. I had to keep reminding myself during this and what happened after to keep in control. I told her firmly that I couldn't cum cos of her constant 1-2 minutes, then the bitch went mental! she started screaming at me in Brazilian/Portuguese/Spanish and calling me crazy and shouting about her job. I got dressed and said I'm gonna use the toilet to wash my hands and things escalated. She started getting violent, screaming at me to go, to get out. Ignored her and went to the toilet, she grabbed my collar and tried to shove me. It wasn't hard to break her grip and I did, but she went for it again so I washed my hands as she's got her claws on my collar and her screaming.

It's a bit ridiculous picture to imagine; with me at the sink, her trying to stop me from washing my hands, me using my butt/hips to keep her away as I wash my hands, her shouting bloody murder,  almost comedic but hey it happened. After I finished washing, and straightened up (with her hands still at my collar) she yanked and I heard a rip. In the moment, I saw red and I broke her grip forcefully - downwards forearm smash against her forearm - and I was gonna follow up with a straight to her jaw but again, took a deep breath and reminded myself to keep calm. Was seriously fucking difficult, really wanted to boot the bastard. Now, you might be thinking this could've been avoided if I just left but I have a bit of OCD with hygiene/hand cleanliness, plus I'm a stubborn bastard. I turned to leave for the door and (ok, this is a bit funny looking back at it) she grabbed this massive fuck off black dildo wanting to hit me with it, and I had to warn her to rethink this. She relented and as I made my way out the door, she slammed it and could also hear a loud thud of the aforementioned dildo being thrown against the door and her screaming the place down as I walked downstairs to the exit.

So, would I return? No. Not even with your dick (whoever's reading).
Punted with many girls and not once had I needed, or felt the need to, hold back from losing my rag and kicking their cunt in.

Should probably mention that other girls have worked at this flat, and I had an excellent time with another Brazilian girl called Anna Babe at this same flat. This crazy bitch was alone during the booking but said that she has some friends coming over next month - 2 or 3 girls.



TL:DR

Not the girl in the pics, shit service, shit attitude, nut job.


Sorry if this is a difficult read, I'm not the most eloquent but I did my best to give a detailed account of today's encounter.

[Bigsteve69]

Ok going to play devils advocate here. So you called and booked half an hour. Turned up to find it was a switch. Could have walked but decided to stay but changed booking to 15 mins. You then proceeded to expect similar service as you would have gotten for longer booking and by the sounds of it you also expected as long as you needed.

WTF did you think would happen!!

Ps. Fuck taking a roundhouse with a black mamba dildo!!!

[Name Not Found]

You sound like a pair of nut-jobs although, to be fair to her, you sound worse by far.

Sounds to me like you need to get some help with your anger and violence issues before you hurt somebody. You certainly don't seem mentally in control enough to be punting.

[Lets_Go]

Red flags flying everywhere with that one.

[DickDiver]

You like to talk about violence a lot, and how pure mental your temper is. Normal folks don't do that.

Can't help but thinking this was the unfortunate meeting of two bampots.

[Uncle Buck]

This is definitely a story of 2 nut jobs, with a tendency for physical violence, in the same place and the same time. I’m not sure who’s to blame but it’s clear neither of you are cut out for punting.

Walking with a big lesson learned would have been a normal punters reaction. Lastly, according to you, You have hygiene related OCD. However you also smelled a whiff from her arse (when in doggy position) BUT still continued. Seems your OCD only raises its ugly head when there’s a chance of a brawl.

Red flag definitely

UB

[appleteaser]

Ok, Bigsteve69, fair enough for devil's advocate but for a 15 minute booking I'd expect 15 minutes and not to be told I only have a few minutes left when only about 5 minutes have been past.
 I think "normal" people would be pretty pissed off at that. It's also reasonable to be pissed if someone is shouting and screaming at you, grabbing your collar and yanking when all you wanna do is wash your hands.

Name Not Found, You telling me if someone was in your face, being a dick, you wouldn't want to react? Been punting for 10 years and never had an issue like todays.

Uncle Buck, I just wanted to wash my hands after the punt. After I caught the smell, I asked her to turn over so I couldn't smell it again. I paid £50, of course I wanted my moneys worth and finish the punt.

[Bigsteve69]

Ive been punting a lot longers than 10 years and in my experience a 15 min booking is a basic suck and go and normally ow. You were expecting owo and multiple positions etc. I agree with others sounds like you are both a couple of fruit cakes

[appleteaser]

And in my experience, I've had 15 minute bookings where there is OWO. Not all SPs do this, but some do depending how clean you are/look.

The "multiple positions" were her on top, and then she was happy to switch to doggy and the smell forced the missionary.

You're assuming my expectations, based on how I wrote but maybe I should clarify: she doesn't do OWO, she doesn't do massage, she doesn't do CIM regardless the length of time of the booking.

[Name Not Found]

Name Not Found, You telling me if someone was in your face, being a dick, you wouldn't want to react?

That's exactly what I'm telling you. If someone was in my face being a dick I'd get the hell out of there. The fact that you didn't do the same says more about you than her.

I've re-read your review and I have to say everything about it is disturbing. You claim to be OCD about cleanliness, but you were perfectly happy to brush aside the fact that she was stinking. I suspect you only have OCD when it suits you, and in this case it suited you to be stubborn about washing your hands because you wanted to make a point. The fact that you then hit her, and were on the verge of punching her is even more worrying. It's bad enough that that was your first reaction, and you seem to think its acceptable, but the fact that you've come on here and spelled it out as if you deserve praise for restraining yourself is almost worse.

As others have said, you asked for a 1/2 hour meeting, then reduced to 15 minutes without, apparently, reducing your expectations very much. That was hardly going to get things off to a good start and, unless you were looking at your watch every 30 seconds, her perception of timekeeping may have been better than yours. That doesn't excuse her 'nagging' you to finish, but it doesn't excuse you losing the rag either.

You come across as someone with no self control and no self awareness; the kind of guy who give the rest of us an even worse name than we have already.  I'll repeat what I said before; in my opinion you should get some help with your 'issues' and stay away from punting before someone gets hurt.

[Astarter]

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Think she's had other profiles but can't find them just now, but I'm sure she was in the Scotland verification thread.

I don't review often, because I usually go for well reviewed SPs and masseuses, and very rarely do I TOFTT. Took one this afternoon and it would've been a Neutral, borderline Negative but because of how it ended it's a solid Negative. This is gonna be a bit long so please bear with me, 10 years of punting and today was a first...

Price: £50 for 15 minutes.

Location: Hamilton, flats near the Philips factory. Really nice flat, easy to find and clean.

Comms: Phoned and picked up quick, arranged for a 30 minute booking and got the address prompt via text. English is good, with an accent.

Looks: Definitely not the girl in the pics, and hasn't seen her late twenties for a while. Late 30's, early 40s if I was to guess, tall - about 6ft - and slim but not tight. Big arse, which I liked, and looked good when she was in doggy but when standing was saggy. Facially unattractive, like a 3 or 4 out of 10. Was gonna walk (and in hindsight, should have) but I had the horn and the arse kinda drew me in. I had planned for 30 minutes at £70 but made an excuse about work and took a 15 minute punt.

Service: OW, sex in different positions, no CIM, no OWO, no massage, slight smell from her arse during doggy but nothing overpowering.
I had difficulty cumming as after about 5 minutes of pumping she kept saying I had 2 minutes left of the booking. I looked at the clock, I've not even been in for 10 minutes. The constant 1 minute, 2 minutes in between her oohs and aahhs started pissing me off and I couldn't concentrate on finishing. It ended with her attempting to get me cum with a furious handjob. I asked for the babyoil and she pulled a face, huffing and puffing about the time. Got too pissed off to cum and in the end I thought (and said) fuck this and just started getting dressed and thinking wether this would be a neutral or negative. Neutral because it was just gonna be a pump and dump, just without the dump and she was friendly to begin with but had the shitty attitude during the pump cos I was taking ages.

This is where things started to go really downhill...

she shouted "your fault, your problem no cum" and I was taken aback.

Not gonna lie, i was pretty fucking pissed off and I need to stress at no point did I raise my voice nor was I threatening in any way. My temper is pretty fucked when I lose it and I would've trashed her whole flat if I started. I had to keep reminding myself during this and what happened after to keep in control. I told her firmly that I couldn't cum cos of her constant 1-2 minutes, then the bitch went mental! she started screaming at me in Brazilian/Portuguese/Spanish and calling me crazy and shouting about her job. I got dressed and said I'm gonna use the toilet to wash my hands and things escalated. She started getting violent, screaming at me to go, to get out. Ignored her and went to the toilet, she grabbed my collar and tried to shove me. It wasn't hard to break her grip and I did, but she went for it again so I washed my hands as she's got her claws on my collar and her screaming.

It's a bit ridiculous picture to imagine; with me at the sink, her trying to stop me from washing my hands, me using my butt/hips to keep her away as I wash my hands, her shouting bloody murder,  almost comedic but hey it happened. After I finished washing, and straightened up (with her hands still at my collar) she yanked and I heard a rip. In the moment, I saw red and I broke her grip forcefully - downwards forearm smash against her forearm - and I was gonna follow up with a straight to her jaw but again, took a deep breath and reminded myself to keep calm. Was seriously fucking difficult, really wanted to boot the bastard. Now, you might be thinking this could've been avoided if I just left but I have a bit of OCD with hygiene/hand cleanliness, plus I'm a stubborn bastard. I turned to leave for the door and (ok, this is a bit funny looking back at it) she grabbed this massive fuck off black dildo wanting to hit me with it, and I had to warn her to rethink this. She relented and as I made my way out the door, she slammed it and could also hear a loud thud of the aforementioned dildo being thrown against the door and her screaming the place down as I walked downstairs to the exit.

So, would I return? No. Not even with your dick (whoever's reading).
Punted with many girls and not once had I needed, or felt the need to, hold back from losing my rag and kicking their cunt in.

Should probably mention that other girls have worked at this flat, and I had an excellent time with another Brazilian girl called Anna Babe at this same flat. This crazy bitch was alone during the booking but said that she has some friends coming over next month - 2 or 3 girls.



TL:DR

Not the girl in the pics, shit service, shit attitude, nut job.


Sorry if this is a difficult read, I'm not the most eloquent but I did my best to give a detailed account of today's encounter.

You sound on the edge of being a killer. No matter what the wg did you sound like a 100% danger and the fact you are happy to describe your actions on ukp as if all is normal is terrifying from a wg perspective. No excuses, no sympathy or any agreement with you in any way and I hope you disintegrate and vanish before you hurt someone  you crazy fucker.

[Uncle Buck]

Having read all the posts again (my own included), the overwhelming verdict is that the OP has definite violent tendencies, made worse by his inclination to share them and suggest they are normal behaviours and there was some sort of incitement that made him react in the way he did.

As I and others have said, you should take a long/ permanent sabbatical from punting before you hurt someone and get yourself into (more) trouble. You’re clearly unhinged.

UB

[appleteaser]

So basically, if someone gets in your face, you'd shite yourself rather than have a spine and stand up for yourself? someone has their hands close to your neck you would just take it? By your reaction, it seems to me if someone asks for your wallet, you'd happily hand it over nae problem pal?
The fuck outta here and stop being a white knighting pussy, the lot of ye.
There's a difference between being deliberately violent, and having balls and standing ground.
I'm of the very mind that if you can dish it, you should very well be prepared to take it. Don't give a fuck if you're a woman or guy, you wanna hit someone and be violent you better be prepared to take it back.

 Maybe the whole washing my hand thing is a point making thing. A stubborn thing yes, but it doesn't warrant someone being a screaming, clawing banshee trying to rip your fucking clothes.

Get a grip of reality, you PC wankers.

Calling me dangerous, unhinged, need help... Its almost as if you guys have never had a confrontation before. Sheltered much? I seriously hope you guys never get robbed or jumped during a punt, would be a field day - and I'm not being sarcastic, genuinely hope you don't.

[Poopster]

Always ask yourself, "Do I want this person to become a part of the rest of my life?"

If the answer is "yes" then by all means, beat up the prostitute.  You could end up with a record for beating her up or you could end up seriously injured when her pimp swings his bat but, hey, you've at least stood up for yourself.

If he answer is "no" then walk away.  The world keeps turning.

[Tall and Tattooed]

You sound like an absolute prick. There’s a time to defend yourself, and a time to know when to simply walk away. Fight or flight isn’t literal.  It sounds like you let things escalate because you enjoy chaos. Any average bloke would have simply left. The fact that she was fighting you to leave and you resisted, not to mention the way you brag about it says you loved every second.
You seem like the type who goes out Saturday night in your best track suit, has a couple pints and looks for violence.
I hope you’re single so no woman has to deal with your anger issues.  You come off as an abusive asshole.
There’s no white knitting here. Simply pointing out your obvious wrongs

[finn5555]

So basically, if someone gets in your face, you'd shite yourself rather than have a spine and stand up for yourself? someone has their hands close to your neck you would just take it? By your reaction, it seems to me if someone asks for your wallet, you'd happily hand it over nae problem pal?
The fuck outta here and stop being a white knighting pussy, the lot of ye.
There's a difference between being deliberately violent, and having balls and standing ground.
I'm of the very mind that if you can dish it, you should very well be prepared to take it. Don't give a fuck if you're a woman or guy, you wanna hit someone and be violent you better be prepared to take it back.

 Maybe the whole washing my hand thing is a point making thing. A stubborn thing yes, but it doesn't warrant someone being a screaming, clawing banshee trying to rip your fucking clothes.

Get a grip of reality, you PC wankers.

Calling me dangerous, unhinged, need help... Its almost as if you guys have never had a confrontation before. Sheltered much? I seriously hope you guys never get robbed or jumped during a punt, would be a field day - and I'm not being sarcastic, genuinely hope you don't.

Mate you need help 

[Scotpak]

When someone asks you to leave there property regardless of what has happened in the build up to that moment you leave.
The fact it was a working girl alone in a new country who was clearly upset would be enough for most people to say I should just leave.

[suckmyglock]

Here’s an idea. Not wash your hands and just leave

[Name Not Found]

Get a grip of reality, you PC wankers.

You just can't stop digging, can you, no matter how big the hole you've got yourself into gets?

I'm no psychiatrist, but the fact that you can't see anything wrong with your actions leads me to believe you're on the edge of being psychopathic. You've pretty much confirmed it by sating you have no qualms about hitting anyone, man or woman. Have a think about why not a single person on here has come to your support. Does that tell you anything? Calling people white knights, wankers, and sheltered is just a piss-poor attempt to justify your actions. Nobody is buying it.

Something else you might like to consider. It's well known that PC Plod monitors these forums and, should the girl in question choose to make a complaint, you've already given him more than enough evidence (some would say 'a confession') to have you banged up before the weekend on an assault charge. Maybe then you'll get some of the sex and violence that'll suit your tastes a bit better.


 

[Cash up front]

I felt really uncomfortable reading appleteaser's review. You know that way when you read something and you think, no, this is not the right thing to do. I think he was very lucky that the WG didn't have a 6 ft 6 minder next door as this could have turned into a very nasty incident indeed.

[Old enough to know better]

As cash up front says, that shit was difficult to read. Talking about almost kicking Fuck out of someone is hard enough to read at the best of times but, the fact that it’s a woman made me feel even more uneasy. Nothing to do with white knighting or being PC, I was brought up not to consider ‘kicking fuck’ out of a woman, full stop. If I was ever in a situation like that I would consider restraining her or making tracks out of there, not kicking her cunt in, FFS!
The fact that he’s prepared to defend his position with an outburst calling everybody else soft and cannon fodder speaks for itself.
Bigging himself up on a punting forum as hard as nails, nobody fucks with me, stand my ground, just makes him look he should be on the football terraces of the 80s and not out mixing with rational people.
If you’ve had a bad experience with a nutcase, by all means share but, you’ve given a pretty big insight into your own mental state and your core values as a person. You really could do with a bit of help on those anger issues.

[puntingpumping1920]

OP, it sounds like you need counselling on your anger issues.
 
If you did hit her you would have had assault listed on your DBS record and faced imprisonment. 
 
If a prostitute asks you to leave her property...you leave immediately

[DaVINCI]

The SP was out off order, clearly unhinged and to be avoided. 

But the OP should have been out the door ,pronto, when she started going off on one. To stay and stoke the situation then confront the WG was just stupid and cowardly.  then to blame it on OCD 

I think OP would have felt better about hiself if he gave the WG a doing    l suggest you refrain from see any WG until you get to a anger management course.

[moosehead69]

OP sounds like a neddy wee bam!

There’s a ring of ‘punching a hole through the wall’ about this review. Mind the guy who did that to Jade Manchester a couple years back?

Never a Good thing to be aggressive To a ho, or admit to wanting to kick her in your case.

If this is a legitimate review, what’s to stop her handing your details and description to the police along with a screenshot of this review?

Very foolish.

She sounds like a roaster, but if they say leave, you leave.

The pushing back against her at the sink was just to piss her off and antagonise her further from
The way you describe it.

Did you think we’d be patting you on the back for the way you acted?

[Astarter]

OP sounds like a neddy wee bam!

There’s a ring of ‘punching a hole through the wall’ about this review. Mind the guy who did that to Jade Manchester a couple years back?

Never a Good thing to be aggressive To a ho, or admit to wanting to kick her in your case.

If this is a legitimate review, what’s to stop her handing your details and description to the police along with a screenshot of this review?

Very foolish.

She sounds like a roaster, but if they say leave, you leave.

The pushing back against her at the sink was just to piss her off and antagonise her further from
The way you describe it.

Did you think we’d be patting you on the back for the way you acted?

I thought of the Jade Manchester situation when I read this post too. Was interesting that in that case the reviewer and Jade had a very different version of events. It's possible that what happened here is even worse than this lunatics version of the story.

[Matrix]

I've had a crazy bitch get violent on me, once. It was my first review and reason for joining.

When somebody wants you out of their house, LEAVE. Regardless of anything. If it's a criminal issue, call the police.

Dumb bitch punched me in the face and hurt herself. She started screaming shit on the street, I told her I was calling the police, and she promptly fucked off.

To be frank, the average woman is no threat whatsoever to the average man. Being hit isn't fair , but it's part of life as a man.

[appleteaser]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

[J_H]

I wondered how long it would be before we heard 'running a successful business' or something of that ilk. So did Al Capone.

Tick tock ...

[finn5555]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

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[Name Not Found]

Like I said earlier; psychopath.

Now, if you don't like the responses you've had....



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[Matrix]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

You sound like somebody with "Wee man syndrome".

Thanks for letting us know that you're important, though. 

[hairdownthere]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

I bet you're 5ft 1" and she fucked you up the arse with that black dildo, and donkey punched you

Fanny

[Uncle Buck]

Yeah, you guys are all right. I do have anger issues and I'm a totally unhinged lunatic.

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time and every single time I leave a trail of violence and destruction. Even Sergei and the minders aren't safe, in fact, that's why there isn't that many of them now cos I've booted most of them all out of the Glasgow area.  Surprised it's no made the news yet considering how "violent" I am.

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Can't believe I'm getting psychoanalysed and being painted as a common thug by keyboard fucking warriors that want to pretend they're gentlemen with high moral standards. Makes me think you guys were all bullied as kids, never had to be assertive in your civvy lives, to really take control and not take shit, apart from when you're behind a screen and on this forum.

If you guys are as confident on this forum as you think you are in real life, then if someone gets in your face you wouldn't be calm, you'd retaliate. If you're as morally upstanding as you guys think you are, then you wouldn't be punting cos in the bible that's a sin right?

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you. Im only here for the reviews and to let people know who they should avoid, which is one of the purposes of this forum. Not to discriminate, judge, or belittle cos at the end of the day its just words on a screen written by anonymous folks who need their kicks.

Fact is I've never had a bad moment like yesterday's with any working girl, established or otherwise, and I'm letting the forum know she's one to avoid if you wanna spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

Aye, you’re hard as fuck.

Close the door on your way out.

UB

[Name Not Found]

I go for a punt/massage twice weekly and have done for a long time...

By your own measures, you've punted about 400 SPs since you joined here. Thanks for your 3 reviews (or is it two reviews and a fight report?). You're a credit to the forum after all 

By the way, I don't think flogging fruit, veg and flowers from a market stall counts as 'several' businesses. 

Complete fantasist.

[scutty brown]

You sound like somebody with "Wee man syndrome".

Thanks for letting us know that you're impotent, though. 

just corrected it for you (and him)

[Matrix]

just corrected it for you (and him)

[DickDiver]

I'm trying to read The Big Man's posts in the style of The Big Man from Chewin the Fat but no matter how hard I try he's fucking Ronald deVilliers in my head.  Fannybaws.

[Name Not Found]

I'm trying to read The Big Man's posts in the style of The Big Man from Chewin the Fat but no matter how hard I try he's fucking Ronald deVilliers in my head.  Fannybaws.

I got the impression he was more like this legend... External Link/Members Only

[Loki]

fucking comical....

isn't everyone a big important business man, running several businesses with teams of people working for them on this forum... thought that was a standard thing...

 

[DickDiver]

I got the impression he was more like this legend... External Link/Members Only

The Big Man decides whit's right and whits wrang. 

External Link/Members Only

[willie loman]

It strikes me that a man who takes a while to get going shouldn't be booking a 15 min punt, curious given that he is obviously very rich.

[DickDiver]

It strikes me that a man who takes a while to get going shouldn't be booking a 15 min punt, curious given that he is obviously very rich.

He's an important man, Willie, time is money.

If he had to take an extra 15 minutes for a punt the whole fucking economy would collapse.

[Jock D]

Aye, and I am a bam, a ned, a hooligan. That's how I can afford my lifestyle and run several successful businesses which I don't doubt many of you have frequented in the strathclyde area. On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk, I also drink many pints at the weekend and cause bar brawls with the all the other louts, then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest. Absolutely no idea how I got to where I am, going by you guy's analysis.

Get it up the lot of ye.

I don't take shite from people, nor do I expect anyone working under me, with me, or anyone around me socially, familial and in business to either. And I know they don't.

Tanning salons?....Ice Cream Vans?...Are you Paul Ferris?

Naw, you've just read his book.

[scutty brown]

............. then head home and beat my long term partner with a belt, wearing a white stained vest.................

I know he's being sarcastic, but "white stained vest" is a bit of a Freudian typo, I'm sure he meant it to read "stained white vest" but couldn't get spunk stains on his shirt out of his head

[Astarter]

Someone well off with loads of businesses and people running around underneath him surely wouldn't bother to say £80 was a little bit pricey for a good half hour fuck. I thought people like you buy their clothes without looking at the price tag.

So well off and minted that you wrote the comment underneath from your first review.

"Massage, DFK, OWO, Sex in different positions, CIM and shower afterwards -  all for £80 for the half hour that I just had time for. Little bit pricey but I think I would return, especially as there is a lack of choice in Glasgow at the moment bar the odd tourers."

This thread hasn't turned out as you expected has it? Not a single person has agreed with you on here yet we are all the crazy ones are we?

[Bigsteve69]

No he's not violent at all. Which is why he puts a big rant calling everyone keyboard warriors and basically asking us for a go.

Billy big time who opts for 15 min cheap hookers. What a nob.

[Courtney]

On top of successfully managing several successful teams of people and provide a livelihood for folk

....in other words, you are one of those full of their own self importance neddy managers.

Get it up the lot of ye.

Fuck the lot of ye, you don't know me and I don't know you.

......what age are you? ..12? Have a bubble.

[Matrix]

....in other words, you are one of those full of their own self importance neddy managers.

......what age are you? ..12? Have a bubble.

He is a fucking Bubble. 

[Poopster]

Definitely not a nutter. 

I SAID DEFINITELY NOT A FUCKING NUTTER, ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS???

[Name Not Found]

Definitely not a nutter. 

I SAID DEFINITELY NOT A FUCKING NUTTER, ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS???

Have you been in the pub Poopster?