TS review. If this is not your thing then look elsewhere.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyDate: 29/8/18
Price: £100 ph but I paid £60
Comms: Done through text and a meeting was quickly arranged. Kept in contact to inform I was going to be ten minutes late due to traffic. Then it was onto a bout of text cloak and daggers. For this I had to go to the external door to the block of flats, wait to be buzzed in, then told to climb the stairs. Finally went into the open front door.
Location: Flat in a cul-de-sac near Aldridge. Felt safe leaving my car and the area was quiet.
Pics: They're fairly accurate though when close up in person the escort looked more like John Cleese in drag.
Place: There was no bathroom sink as DIY was being done so used the shower to freshen up before we started since there was no sink. No towels to dry myself afterwards so used my boxers.
The Meeting: Oh boy, this is where things fell to pieces.
Having arrived about five minutes late, I was greeted by Katie who had the look of a bulldog chewing a thistle. Tried to break the ice by making small talk and telling a couple of jokes but to no avail. Stripped and she started a back and leg massage whilst making small talk. Told me that her neighbour was Big Dick English Amy
External Link/Members Only . As she noticed my hair was dyed was told about the different types of hair. Lecture over it was time to get down to business.
No FK as that's 'personal'. Wouldn't remove the top as that would mess the hair up and besides the recent nipple piercing made the breasts sensitive so that was out too. Started with OWO on the escort and the whole thing was just over five inches. Stopped and was told to carry on which I did for a short while. Then a dido was produced which was covered with a condom and then a tiny amount of lube. After a tiny bit of gentle playing around my hole, it was then inserted slowly and once a small part of it was inside me, an attempt was made to insert the rest, ouch! Was told to keep wanking throughout this as it makes it easier (to get me out of there).
Told to go into doggy for round two of this with the same request to keep on wanking (this time being given an oily helping hand) with the same end result. Having had enough of this and starting to get brassed off, I ask for OWO on me and at that point the phone shown showing that apparently I only had eight minutes left. Knowing not to be true but at this point also knowing I would get nothing out of this disaster but at least I would get to go so let it slide. OWO lasted for a few seconds then stopped because of the taste of the lube put on my cock.
Breaking point reached I started to get dressed. A discussion ensured starting with the comment that if we hadn't spent so time talking at the start (hands up here, this was my fault for falling to this time-wasting tactic. I know better and still let it happen) and for arriving late (showed me the texts saying I was going to arrive late). Was told that other clients were put back due to me arriving late (was briefly shown phone and taken away before I could get a good look at the screen).
Asked for £80. Replied I was paying £60. Threw a strop saying I was stealing time and that she would phone the police about this and that she would leave me negative feedback. Replied that I didn't have an AW account so she couldn't do that which wasn't liked. Then phoned the neighbour and told to video me as I was leaving and replied this was illegal to which eyes were rolled. The only good thing to come out of all this was this review.
In summary:Pros:+ I only wasted £60 instead of £100
+ Know that Big Dick English Amy is one to avoid
+ This review
Cons:- Poor attitude
- Time wasting tactics
- Me for letting point two happen
- Sexual contact was minimal (apart from the dildo which hurt)
- Didn't get the full hour (could be seen as a positive)
In short, one to avoid.
