Elite Jessica - Earls Court

[Complete Novice]

YMMV, I was surprised by my experience with Jessica.

TL/DR version:
This was a little while ago as I wanted to take some time to properly reflect on this.  All things considered, regrettably, I felt that Jessica was unprofessional on a number of fronts:

Hygiene;
Poor comms;
Inaccurate profile; and
Cum dodging.

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Booking: 1 hour in-call
Cost : £350

Location:
5 minutes walk from Earls Court underground; basement apartment; no concierge; lift access; 1 x clean towel and toiletries were provided; refreshments offered; shower offered & taken (not walk in).  The bath wasn't the cleanest and had some left detritus in it, some sort of plastic film/wrapping.

The Escort:
Whilst entirely subjective, I'm not an admirer of this type of look and I didn't find Jessica particularly attractive, both in terms of her physique, or facially.  Having met her, my opinion remains unchanged.  The only reason I booked Jessica was because of her reputation for the quality of the services, her delivery and attitude.
 
5'5", mid to late 20's, all over tan, long straight blonde hair, a non-smoker from what I could tell.  In reality I thought that she was carrying more timber than the pictures would lead you to believe, I didn't think that she was anywhere close to the size 8 as stated on her profile.  Her breasts I thought were a bit saggy. 

Personality wise I found Jessica a little dour, this wasn't the warmest of welcomes.

Services received:
OWO - Fairly good, including half decent DT, spitting, gagging etc
Tit wank
Rimming - No depth to it, this was superficial
Fingering - She also nearly took a full fist vaginally
Protected sex in multiple positions including a-levels
Facial - From my perspective, this was lame

Positives:
Delivery & attitude but this wasn't by any means the tour de force I was hoping for.  However her hard work here I felt was undone by what I considered to be actions tantamount to cum dodging.

Negatives:
Comms - Pretty awful.  Initially painfully slow then I received an unsolicited text on the day, this despite Jessica having previously set out how see wanted to conduct the final run in.

Following on from the unsolicited text, I then received several further texts from her chopping and changing the start time.

Hygiene - Not the freshest smelling example of female genitalia I've witnessed.  Whilst we're only talking about a very faint odour, nonetheless, it was discernible.

To the touch, slight stubble on her lower legs.

Inaccurate profile - Size wise, I thought Jessica was at least a size 10 but I'm no expert.

A bit too much fake moaning and groaning for my liking.

Cum dodger - Perhaps this is an overstatement on my part.  Initially I'd asked for CIM but in the heat of the moment Jessica suggested a facial which I was fine with. 

However much to my surprise and dismay, at the crucial point of trying to administer it, Jessica lifted her head which led me to decorate mainly her chin.  This wasn't my idea of what a facial should be, but perhaps we have different interpretations of this.  This left me disappointed and overshadowed the booking.

Would I return: No.

[Zeusthedoc]

Thanks for the comprehensive review.

I'd be fuming if I'd got that for £350 ph!

FWIW - it sounds like she dodged the facial. Some girls can do it well, others are shit...some, like this one, dodge it...

[alpharius]

Interesting. She has a rep for an enthusiastic PSE. Sounds like a) she overbooked herself and b) head clearly not in the game. I'd be livid if at 350 quid there was a hair on her body and presented herself with a sour mood

[Amluthar]

This is a shame. She's the last girl on my HL before I retire. I may just have to let this one go.

[vx800]

she is so overpriced with that performance

[S_holmes]

she is so overpriced with that performance

+1

Presumably suggested a facial rather than CIM knowing she’d dodge it......shocking

[claretandblue]

the lack of pse providers in London means girls like her,and the other number of timber heavy whores who provide a similar service, will remain busy 

[Gatehouse]

Its an interesting review and a few bits to add that may or may not help.

Firstly I have seen her a couple of times - I personally like her look but that’s my thang so get its not for everyone.

I found her a little distant during the punt and that I think was the key spark that was missing last time I saw her. So I have seen her twice in a few years and yet she does (on paper) all the services I like. That tells you something.

AN Other Punter made a similar comment not long ago.

On top of that is the recent dissapearance of her profile altogether, then back for mooted ‘final dates,’ and now back regularly.

That and this review suggests a bit of confusion and some inconsistency. These are in turn problems for the pse type punt which requires real engagement from the girl to make it work well, esp at these prices - they are not ‘lie back and take it’ type services.

So it does seem things are not what they once were. Shame.

Claretandblue’s decline of the pse girl comment is also v valid.

[Stephan200210]

Having seen her once, about 2 years ago, I had a good time - but not as good a time as I had built up in my mind. Not her fault at all, clearly, as she did everything advertised and with enthusiasm.

My sense is that there is a naturnal "cycle" with girls who do adult type work. They enter it with enthusiasm, but a bit naive and lacking in professionalism. They improve their service provision and really get on top of their game. Then maybe they get a bit jaded, but carry on. They they decide to quit, and try, but get drawn back in due to love of the money or a lack of other options. Then they feel they are doing the work because they "have to" (and would rather not) and hence that reflects in poor performance. I am just speculating, and no doubt this only relates to girls who have been in the industry for some time as others drop out quickly if they realise it is not for them.

However, this is why UKP is so helpful as it, hopefully, allows guys to get current intel on girls who are at the "top of their game". The caveat is that they generally do not stay in that state for too long - so see them while you can.

Perhaps Jessica is fed up with the business, but just keeps going. She does "what it says on the tin" - but now lacking that enthusiasm or spark which really makes for a great time