External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI’d seen the ad for her on Vivastreet & thought she looked FAF, I’ve got a bit of a thing for birds wearing glasses, but she’s a Rommie & on VS that normally means scammer, but up pops FF’s review & after a run of shit Thai massage encounters I thought I’ll dip my tiddler in one of Fishy’s green one’s, plus FF includes a link to AW which reassured me.
So the next time I’m shopping in Donny I give her a bell. Communications great & meeting arranged easily. I park up & knock on the door of a house close to the town centre, the front door’s been fitted the wrong way round so it opens outwards and she can’t hide behind it properly but she stands back into the darkness of the hallway to let me in. Looking nothing like the advert, I thought she may just be the maid & ‘Sexy Kelly’ must be waiting upstairs.
I was shown into the room, paid the money and took myself for a quick wash, I’d showered before I left home and like to think I’m as well groomed for punting as I would be for any other appointment. When I came back to the room the maid or as it turns out Sexy Kelly was still there waiting for me!! Dressed in an old T shirt & leggings with dark circles around her eyes and looking like I’d just woken her up, even though it was lunchtime! Looking back, the verification photo is an exact likeness and definitely the girl I saw, the photo’s in the advert are definitely her too, I can see the likeness and the glasses and some make up certainly help to sell herself. If I'd seen the verification photo before I went I wouldn't have gone to see her (note to one's self, do more research) I should have asked for my money back and walked but I’d already heard someone else in the house & I’m a coward!!
We strip and get on the bed, I have to agree with Fishy that she’s got a great body, perfectly proportioned natural tits & very trim. We have a bit of an awkward grope & fumble around for 5mins, a few light pecks on the lips but I think she already knows I’m not very interested and she did little to try and get me going. Her fanny had some stubble and her legs could have done with a shave too, so I didn’t venture south for RO. She began to wank me off and percy started to rear his ugly head, she put the condom on with her mouth and starts sucking me off OW (my preference nowadays anyway) and my loins begin to stir, by this time I’d decided that I needed to do us both a favour and try and get this over with ASAP, so I flipped her onto her back and bashed away in mish but I wasn’t getting close even though she’s got a nice tight pussy, so we went into doggy and I studied her tattoo’s whilst thinking about getting a new wrought iron gate! I eventually filled the bag, got dressed and made my excuses to leave. I was in and out in around 40 mins.
I’m sure it’s horses for courses and that I might have caught her on a bad day or it might be I’m just an ugly fat fucker, but I won’t risk returning.
Pro’s. Great tits & body, it's the girl in the advert (I just didn't find her attractive in real life)
Cons. No effort made in her appearance and whilst I made no outfit requests, I did expect to find her dressed in something sexy at least.
Anyway, 30 minutes later I’m trying to convince myself to spend the best part of £80 on jeans, I couldn’t decide whether they were VFM or not, when less than an hour before I’d just binned £100 on a shit punt, fucking jeans would have lasted years but I didn’t buy them!!!
