External Link/Members OnlyLocation - Morrison Street flats just outside city centre
Cost - £60 for 1hr including HR appointment. Out in 35 mins with £20 refund.
Comms - Easy and prompt.
Ya Ya seems to have 2 adverts on the go, the 2nd one is on AW advertising full services under the name Thai laila, I called her on her gumtree number as the prices were lower.
This was pointed out by Scotpac in the massage thread.
Pics are definitely of the girl I saw and accurate.
External Link/Members OnlyI meet her at the door and she's cute and friendly, exchange greetings and she takes me into the room. Considering how new the flats on Morrison street are the place is really run down. Not just her flat, the corridors etc. In another decade it will probably be a drug den.
I go into the room and she asks what service I want. She makes it clear to me that she doesn't do full service, despite her AW ad saying she does. I guess I'm not Brad Pitt enough or she's not in the mood, however, I'm not bothered as I'm really after a massage, a BJ would have been nice though and she doesn't do that, hand only.
Fair enough.
I give her the cash and she tells me to undress and goes out. Comes back in and she's chatting and friendly, her English is a little hard to understand but we get by and then the massage starts.
It's pretty obvious after 30 seconds this girl has no massage qualifications or skills It's an oily rub about as erotic and relaxing as if your mother was doing it to you.. This goes on for a bit and I turn over despite her protests we have time. She proceeds to give me a HJ and it's fine, no better. I've had much better and she's positioned herself so I can't touch her much.
I complain I'm not getting a proper massage which is what I came for and she starts rabbiting on about working in a high-end massage parlour in Thailand and other stuff I can't make out.
She leaves the room and I very quickly get dressed, I'm halfway expecting trouble from a pimp or gaggle of females as I can hear conversation in another room.
She comes back in and gives me £20 and tells me she's sorry. I leave.
To be fair she seemed quite sweet, flirty and happy but the service was dire from someone who knew nothing about massage, erotic or otherwise.
Wouldn't go back to the venue nevermind the girl.
