Author Topic: Lara Sweet Angel in Clapham  (Read 1943 times)


2 review(s) for BRUNETTE SEX MACHINE (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Doccatore

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New to London but not to Punting, I felt an urge to see a nice toned Brazilian so I called Lara. We arranged to meet soon so I drove to see her (Clapham):

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Once there I could not find the place (she did not explain it clearly) and she also sounded upset on the phone because of me not finding it. Finally got in front of the house and saw another client waiting. As someone else said "These girls don't have a booking system. They give you the postcode and don't care about the time. They just want you there outside the house and then they will let you in one by one (back to back)."

Managed to get in this tiny house with 3-4 other escorts eating (place was like a college dorm with food plates on the couch etc). Was told to go in this tiny room, the mattress was basically tilted and had stains of sperm on it. I was disappointed so decided to stay only 15 min for 40 Pounds.

Girl is the one in the pictures: Tiny and in her early twenties. Rated her 6.5, could be a 7.5 if she took a bit more care of herself (no offence but she looked like a favelas girl although her ass was incredibly toned and well shaped).

She began with protected oral and started looking at her Apple Watch while doing that... She basically was receiving text messages from other clients  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: The whole experience became pretty hilarious although I let her read the messages while doggy  :yahoo: She did not want any spanking, kissing or anything else. Finished in this plastic bag she gave me while looking at her, she did not even agree to touching herself while I reached the orgasm. She left the room and I did not see her again, I got dressed and left the house (I'm young and above average looking so it was not my fault, guess she was just ready for the other client)

Not recommended.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2018, 03:55:09 pm by Doccatore »

Stortford

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Sounds terrible seems like there are loads of Brazilian girls around at the moment over priced everything extra they can fuck off.

Franeck

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Sounds terrible seems like there are loads of Brazilian girls around at the moment over priced everything extra they can fuck off.

Well put, mate.

By the way, just looking at her  pictures, I would guess there are at least 2 different girls featuring in them.
Very hard to find a Brazilian featuring profile, that is not bait & switch.  :dash:

Offline hardhans75

I wrote a review about this horrible woman early this week warning not to see her or any Brazilian with a address in Clapham and yet you went...........now i understood how suckers like her survive and make money out of imbeciles like us..........

Doccatore

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I wrote a review about this horrible woman early this week warning not to see her or any Brazilian with a address in Clapham and yet you went...........now i understood how suckers like her survive and make money out of imbeciles like us..........

Yeah I just discovered this forum...!

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New to London but not to Punting, I felt an urge to see a nice toned Brazilian so I called Lara. We arranged to meet soon so I drove to see her (Clapham):

External Link/Members Only

Once there I could not find the place (she did not explain it clearly) and she also sounded upset on the phone because of me not finding it. Finally got in front of the house and saw another client waiting. As someone else said "These girls don't have a booking system. They give you the postcode and don't care about the time. They just want you there outside the house and then they will let you in one by one (back to back)."

Managed to get in this tiny house with 3-4 other escorts eating (place was like a college dorm with food plates on the couch etc). Was told to go in this tiny room, the mattress was basically tilted and had stains of sperm on it. I was disappointed so decided to stay only 15 min for 40 Pounds.

Girl is the one in the pictures: Tiny and in her early twenties. Rated her 6.5, could be a 7.5 if she took a bit more care of herself (no offence but she looked like a favelas girl although her ass was incredibly toned and well shaped).

She began with protected oral and started looking at her Apple Watch while doing that... She basically was receiving text messages from other clients  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: The whole experience became pretty hilarious although I let her read the messages while doggy  :yahoo: She did not want any spanking, kissing or anything else. Finished in this plastic bag she gave me while looking at her, she did not even agree to touching herself while I reached the orgasm. She left the room and I did not see her again, I got dressed and left the house (I'm young and above average looking so it was not my fault, guess she was just ready for the other client)

Not recommended.

Sorry to hear mate  :(  :dash:

Plastic bag - was it Sainsbury, Tesco's or Lidl?????????????????????????  :unknown:  :P

Have to ask as a course of duty now  :P Is she a Bubble Butt thread candidate (perennial question)??

Cheers!!

« Last Edit: August 26, 2018, 10:22:28 pm by peter purves »
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Doccatore

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Sorry to hear mate  :(  :dash:

Plastic bag - was it Sainsbury, Tesco's or Lidl?????????????????????????  :unknown:  :P

Have to ask as a course of duty now  :P Is she a Bubble Butt thread candidate (perennial question)??

Cheers!!

hahaha bag was Waitrose! Lol joking.. and yeah definitely a bubble butt candidate, it's the only thing I save from the whole experience!