Link:
External Link/Members OnlyI suspect this may be a longer review than some would prefer to read so I’ve summarised below, with more detail following:
Comms: good but complicated
Location: modern suburban cul de sac estate in Buxton.
SP: older, thinner than she looks. Loony.
Rate: £75 /hr incall
Service: Kissing but no tongues, snogging or DKF, OWO, fingering. Mish only, doesn’t encourage positions.
The Punt: weird
Detail:A recent trip gave me the opportunity for a bit of R&R. Had prepared beforehand but both plan A & B had either let me down or I couldn’t get hold of them so resorted to Plan C at this lady’s place in Buxton.
Initial comms were good, we had a few messages and calls back and forth. Rang on time when she said she’d call me back. I gathered she was fitting in calls between visitors as she works from home. She rang me and apologised a few hours before our scheduled meet on the day as some family had turned up unexpectedly so that she had to delay the meeting time, which we re-arranged. She was also worried about road works in area delaying my travel time and gave me ample warning.
Location: She seems reluctant to say the name of the town she’s in. Why doesn’t she say she’s in Buxton on her AW account, it would make things so much easier? She’s miles away from Leek. From our discussions on the phone I was almost convinced by her that she’s close to Macclesfield at one point. When I asked her about this when we met up she said she was trying to get custom from nearby towns. House is on a new estate off the Leek road on the way out of Buxton. Plenty of neighbours about washing cars and mowing lawns etc when I visited which some may find off putting, but no one seemed to pay me much attention.
Parked up and phoned for instructions to go straight in to her house but directions from the road were vague and I couldn’t find her house at first. She rang me to call off the meet as I was looking for her and she reckoned I was taking too long to find her. I told her I was on her road where she’d told me and during the call she spotted me out of the window. Which at least reassured her. You can’t see the house number unless you’re on top of it due to the angle of the house on the road.
Entered the front door and was directed by a voice from upstairs, ‘come up to the top floor darling, don’t go in any other rooms’. I reached the door at the top of the 2nd stairs and opened the door to be immediately targeted by her minge,
as she lay legs akimbo, starkers on the bed. If she thought that was a desirable alluring pose she was wrong.
Appearance:Definitely thinner and older than her blurred photos on AW. Ok looking for her age, and she’s slimmer than her pics but the body is aging. Several blurred tattoos and piercings on her. Arse is flat and none too appealing. Not so much to grab hold of as I expected. Says she’s taken up exercise which would explain why a lot of her meat has disappeared from her frame.
Agreed our likes/dislikes and handed over the money. I asked for a shower and was directed to her en-suite shower and mascara covered hand towel which she’d provided for my benefit.
The punt: Slapped massage oil on me like an overenthusiastic apprentice decorator applying wall paper paste. It went everywhere. The massage itself wasn’t much to enthuse about, light strokes accompanied by her life story. Enjoys a massage herself and was happy to be given one in return although it was an expectation on her part. Said she enjoyed my touch.
Moved on to uncovered oral which was quite good, good mouth and hand action, plenty of eye contact and attentive tongue work. I went to return the favour with some RO which she wasn’t so keen on as she lay on the bed as responsive as a 3 day old dead mackerel, so we quickly moved on to the main event.
She reached towards her bedside drawer and got the johnny out for me which she proudly declared she’d already prepared for me beforehand, unwrapped and unrolled.
Claimed this was because she has trouble putting them on! It crossed my mind that it might be covered in cat hair
or she had rinsed it out and re-used it from a previous visitor
but it did look suitably greasy and fresh(ish) although it had a bit of lint on it from whatever else there was in the drawer. She failed to put it on so I did it just about managing not to completely lose wood.
More wood was however achieved on her part only when she became as animated as a coffee table during sex in missionary. She put on a stupid grin during sex and looked far too pleased with herself acting like it was the best thing in the world. A true case of bad overacting.
Soon became rushed after a while and I only had one pop but I had her down as a total loon at this point so I was happy to clean up and leave. I smiled politely and left the house after 45 minutes.
On the whole she is rather full of herself. She told me she is an ‘international model’ and has written a book about her life. Yeah, I really believe that one.
Other half was in house downstairs, plenty of crockery noises and dish washing angst as I left the front door.
Other negatives:Despite her delaying me from the original time due to family visiting, when I took longer to get to her house from town by 5 minutes she started panicking thinking I was going to fail to reach her.
Was fascinated by my sunburnt thighs which she kept prodding even when I kept told her not to.
Thinks her house is wonderful for some reason but failed to convince me. Moaned on and on about not getting enough clients to pay her mortgage and how her house cost her too much money which was why she did what she did. I guess the modelling assignments are a bit thin on the ground too. Also moaned continuously about clients cancelling on her, oblivious to the irony of her attempt to cancel on me previously.
Have pondered how to rate this as it was an odd, though amusing punt and I did end up leaving with a warm glow in my loins. I was tempted to give it a neutral rating, however as it wouldn’t be an experience I would look to repeat nor recommend to others I have given it a negative.
