Nikole - Inverness

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So once again I found myself in the Punting wasteland that is Inverness, and yes you have guessed it.....another crap punt.
Had a morning to kill, had a really strong urge and despite me knowing from past experience how crap it is up there, I still took the plunge.
 Escorts there basically fall into two categories.....a few foul or disinterested locals who would struggle to get £60 an hour anywhere else where there was any fair competition that think they are Gods gift charging £150 an hour, or touring pimped Romanians charging slightly less but offering their usual crap service and Sergey probably in the next room.

Nikole fell into the latter category.
Rang the number on profile agreed a price of £100 for the hour as it was the cheapest available in the area and her photos looked ok. Directions were fine and they led me to a fairly basic but acceptable terraced house in a quite part of the town.
Looks wise she might appeal to some, but was too skinny for me. Farly pretty in the typical beady-eyed Romanian way, but the usual abrupt cold attitude outweighed any positives. On arrival after handing over the money I asked for a shower which made her screw her face up and ask ‘why?’ before reluctantly showing me the tiny shower room. 
Once this was done, into the room where she stripped to show a tight slim body, shaved pussy with the most prominent lips I have ever seen that as a consolation was quite a novelty at least!

The sex was vanilla, boring and she just lay there like a sack of spuds scowling, offering no interaction and occasionally looking at her phone.
Finally came, cleaned up and left after about 40 mins as just want to get out of there.

Moral of the story....don’t waste your time or money in Inverness. Have a wank as it is more satisfying, trust me.

[andymars19]

Not sure about her touring as she's been up that way for over a year now at least (since I first saw her profile).

Thanks for the heads up on another to skip past...

[moosehead69]

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So once again I found myself in the Punting wasteland that is Inverness, and yes you have guessed it.....another crap punt.
Had a morning to kill, had a really strong urge and despite me knowing from past experience how crap it is up there, I still took the plunge.
 Escorts there basically fall into two categories.....a few foul or disinterested locals who would struggle to get £60 an hour anywhere else where there was any fair competition that think they are Gods gift charging £150 an hour, or touring pimped Romanians charging slightly less but offering their usual crap service and Sergey probably in the next room.

Nikole fell into the latter category.
Rang the number on profile agreed a price of £100 for the hour as it was the cheapest available in the area and her photos looked ok. Directions were fine and they led me to a fairly basic but acceptable terraced house in a quite part of the town.
Looks wise she might appeal to some, but was too skinny for me. Farly pretty in the typical beady-eyed Romanian way, but the usual abrupt cold attitude outweighed any positives. On arrival after handing over the money I asked for a shower which made her screw her face up and ask ‘why?’ before reluctantly showing me the tiny shower room. 
Once this was done, into the room where she stripped to show a tight slim body, shaved pussy with the most prominent lips I have ever seen that as a consolation was quite a novelty at least!

The sex was vanilla, boring and she just lay there like a sack of spuds scowling, offering no interaction and occasionally looking at her phone.
Finally came, cleaned up and left after about 40 mins as just want to get out of there.

Moral of the story....don’t waste your time or money in Inverness. Have a wank as it is more satisfying, trust me.

You say charging £150 means an SP thinks they are 'Gods gift'.  Realistically mate, that's the going rate in many parts of the UK for a decent punt, and even SPs who charge less will often charge that on tour.  You forget, despite being a local, that Inverness is one of the most expensive places in the UK for holiday let or hotel. You will be doing well to get a decent tourer who charges less than that in any UK city, nevermind an extortionate one.  Take a look at the tour section on AW and you will see what I mean.

With SPs being in high demand up there, it stands to reason they can charge pretty much what they like on tour and plenty people will pay it.

How far from Inverness are you?  Is Aberdeen an option for a punt? Maybe a bit more choice there.

[thecrippler]

Fully concur with the review, met her about 3 years ago in Aberdeen, pretty girl, good body but just an absolute dick for an attitude. She needs to get out of this game!

[Jayf]

I had a punt with her about 4 years ago in Inverness. Was the worst punt I've ever had.

[fed24]

Inverness, the home of Celibacy training!

I live here and going on previous reviews I have not punted her, looks like that is a policy to maintain.

Prior to the 2014 Oil price crash and the 2016 EU referendum that knocked 20% off the value of the pound we would get some reasonable tours up here, usually girls touring over to Aberdeen would pop over to Inverness for a few days. As mentioned it is pretty much impossible to get affordable hotel accommodation here due to the expansion at Inverness Airport bringing more tourists and ironically the aforementioned 20% drop in the pound.

[Jayf]

Inverness, the home of Celibacy training!

I live here and going on previous reviews I have not punted her, looks like that is a policy to maintain.

Prior to the 2014 Oil price crash and the 2016 EU referendum that knocked 20% off the value of the pound we would get some reasonable tours up here, usually girls touring over to Aberdeen would pop over to Inverness for a few days. As mentioned it is pretty much impossible to get affordable hotel accommodation here due to the expansion at Inverness Airport bringing more tourists and ironically the aforementioned 20% drop in the pound.

I lived in Inverness for 2 years and the only decent punt I had up there was a Spanish woman that lived near tescos on tomnahuric street . Don't know if shes still there now

[fed24]

I lived in Inverness for 2 years and the only decent punt I had up there was a Spanish woman that lived near tescos on tomnahuric street . Don't know if shes still there now

There was a few flats in that area offering Spanish/Portuguese/Brazilian/Hispanic girls, sometimes you got a nice punt but those days are gone.

A wasteland these days even the Roms rarely bother to turn up, there is on the other hand always at least a couple of TS touring for some reason...not my taste but certainly a quirk for the local scene. All that is left is the usual collection of elderly locals who probably have strains of VD so uniquely strong that it would probably kill of that new Super Gonorrhoea if it was exposed!