Author Topic: Set My Disabled Brother Up With An WG (Read 2566 times)

MJ.spritzen · « **on:** August 22, 2018, 01:00:34 pm »

My brother is a 30yo virgin with Autism. He's never had a gf, doesn't even know how to wank so I don't know how he's managed all this time!
Anyway, he's been feeling quite depressed at the fact that he's sees men his age with "fit women" and due to his condition he doesn't understand social ques or unwritten rules.
He doesn't understand women or how to talk to them. Doesn't even know how sex works. He's not like Rain Man or anything he's more like an adult man with the naivety of a 14yo but very clever in other ways.
So anyway, he was down for months feeling depressed and frustrated. So I decided to get him laid. I set him up with Tanja. Yes I know she's a robot in bed but I figured she's one of (if not THE) prettiest WGs in Liverpool. I explained how it works, hand the money over etc and to let her take the lead.

He called me an hour later on cloud 9. Whatever they did she sorted him out. I've had mixed responses over this from my mates and my other brother. My other brother is fine with it but thinks I've given him an unrealistic expectation. But then my reasoning is he was a virgin at 30yo. Unless he goes with WGs I can't see him having sex at all.

Your thoughts?

scutty brown · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2018, 01:09:56 pm »

who is Tanja? got a link for her?

bigthickdick · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2018, 01:29:00 pm »

External Link/Members Only

I haven't seen her but came accross her profile many many times. Mixed reviews.

Mr long sausage · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2018, 03:13:59 pm »

You might make it worse for him mate. If he's never had sex, he won't know what he's missing. Plus he might fucking fall in love with her then he'll be even more depressed when she doesn't want a relationship with him. Unless he's aware that its a paid thing.

Enter him into undateables. I've got an autistic relative and that's what I plan on doing for him.

freeze44 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2018, 03:38:33 pm »

Difficult to comment as no experience with autistic people.

As long as he is fully aware of the situation then, as for the rest of us, a top punt is a good thing.

My main point would be that would imagine its brightened his life and as he been dealt a bad deal with his disability, again thats a good thing.

He's also got you as an experienced punter for support. Hope it all works out for him

tantric talents · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2018, 03:41:57 pm »

Good for you.
He is very lucky to have you as a loving brother

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2018, 05:25:35 pm »

You could always try an MMFF meet and make sure he's taken care of?

PhelTGrik · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:42:45 pm »

On one hand, I can emphasise with the principle of taking matters into your own hands because of being unable to navigate the social mindfield that is the female human condition.

On the other, you've thrust an individual who struggles with social nuance and conventions into an activity that they may be perfectly comfortable talking about openly unabashed with no regard for how it is perceived by 'normal' people.

Depending on how 'high functioning' he is this may or may not have potential for some form of blowback...either yammering on about it in fine detail to the wrong person or what may look like obsessive dependency. Be inclined to suggest just keeping an eye on how he reacts next time he's feeling down about interacting with women.

antsz · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:43:51 pm »

She looks a stunner from her pics, hat off to you for taking care of your brother

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:50:37 pm »

Hes your brother, so you know him as well as anyone, and would, I`m sure, have weighed up how he would cope with it, and will do so going forward.
Fair play to you sir

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:00:43 pm »

Na fellas, he's high functioning enough to know not to tell people about it. And I've made it clear to him that it's just for sex... no turning up to her place, no texting, no calling, she's not your friend/lover and definitely don't stop and talk to her or acknowledge her in the street (i see her in town all the time in passing in the early mornings).
He doesn't like talking about sex anyway apart from with me. Since we were kids I've been his go-to person to fix his problems and get him out of trouble. Another reason I did this was because he was talking of going to Amsterdam on his own to find one. I'm like "if you want a girl to have sex with you dont have to go to Amsterdam... and definitely don't go on your own".

The way I see it, that's one of the reasons WGs exist... they provide a service that men want/need. And someone like him would never get the opportunity. Especially not with a fitty.

lpopo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2018, 11:07:50 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on August 22, 2018, 09:00:43 pm

Na fellas, ..............

Fair play to you mate well done for fronting up hes lucky to have you looking out for him.
Excellent point about the reason this whole game exists - its not just shits and giggles for everyone, for some people this fills a real gap in their life. Its why i enjoy some of the fluffy review and posts - you never know the background of the poster and for some this is a big experience for them and im just made up they got laid!

softlad25 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:36:30 am »

have you created a monster

young man full of hormones and just tasted his first fruit hhmmm his craving will be explosive

you best have deep pockets
sex sex sex and no emotional ties with it ever, spells disaster unless he can comprehend the difference of a loveing relationship
you know your brother best and is done in good intention

but I think a girl friend would be good for him

milkman10 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:56:12 am »

I think what you have done for your brother is good but on the other hand as has been said you may have just caused yourself a load more problems now he knows what sex is and how much he has enjoyed it I just hope it does not cause you more problems when he wants more of the same but good on you for looking out for your brother

standardpostage · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:19:46 am »

Well done, MJ.spritzen.

standardpostage · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:27:05 am »

Quote from: Mr long sausage on August 22, 2018, 03:13:59 pm

You might make it worse for him mate. If he's never had sex, he won't know what he's missing. Plus he might fucking fall in love with her then he'll be even more depressed when she doesn't want a relationship with him. Unless he's aware that its a paid thing.

Enter him into undateables. I've got an autistic relative and that's what I plan on doing for him.

I applied for undateables, for a relative of mine.
Hard to get accepted, thousands apply.
Not many episodes, only a few on each episode.
But good luck anyway if you try.

sxround · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:36:33 am »

I think you are a caring brother and a lovely guy. 100% respect to you sir....

Moving forward, I would maybe look for a genuine caring lady who has a good chance of appreciating and respecting your brothers situation.
Try looking up my recent review on ‘Roxy’ at New Scarletts in Prestwich as she would fall in this category and for sure would give your brother the time of his life.

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2018, 10:20:55 am »

Thing is though, whenever he's talked about wanting a GF it's never because he wants to share and be there - it's always about him and sex. He can't help it but his condition makes him quite selfish. He's generous with me and he likes to please people but the people he pleases he expects them to be all grateful to him. He doesn't mean to be that way, he just is.
It's really perked him up anyway. He's more relieved that he's not a virgin anymore and he actually has seen and touched a naked woman (at 30!!). No big deal for us but for someone like him it's like a life goal ticked off.

I'll keep an eye on him though guys. He doesn't know how to go about finding a WG and booking (that was all me). Any future punts will be arranged by me and we on here know the reliable ones and the shit ones to avoid.

facefuk · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:53:49 pm »

Proud of you mate...……….
Check out the Jim Jeffries sketch on You Tube on a similar situation. PML.

Wheelman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:14:55 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on August 23, 2018, 10:20:55 am

Thing is though, whenever he's talked about wanting a GF it's never because he wants to share and be there - it's always about him and sex. He can't help it but his condition makes him quite selfish. He's generous with me and he likes to please people but the people he pleases he expects them to be all grateful to him. He doesn't mean to be that way, he just is.
It's really perked him up anyway. He's more relieved that he's not a virgin anymore and he actually has seen and touched a naked woman (at 30!!). No big deal for us but for someone like him it's like a life goal ticked off.

Based on his view of the world I think you've done the right thing for him. Finding a girlfriend is going to leave him unsatisfied when he has to deal with all the emotions of the other party.

I think so long as you keep it all in balance and do the booking for him it should be ok.

You are a very good brother.

bigmc · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:40:55 pm »

Why not set him up with a profile on here, then he can do a review. Hes one of us now

Werewolfofliverpool · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:29:53 pm »

good work mate.... tanya is a great shag. since hes never gonna be able to do it without paying, just keep doing it by paying...

george r · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2018, 07:49:32 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on August 22, 2018, 01:00:34 pm

My brother is a 30yo virgin with Autism. He's never had a gf, doesn't even know how to wank so I don't know how he's managed all this time!
Anyway, he's been feeling quite depressed at the fact that he's sees men his age with "fit women" and due to his condition he doesn't understand social ques or unwritten rules.
He doesn't understand women or how to talk to them. Doesn't even know how sex works. He's not like Rain Man or anything he's more like an adult man with the naivety of a 14yo but very clever in other ways.
So anyway, he was down for months feeling depressed and frustrated. So I decided to get him laid. I set him up with Tanja. Yes I know she's a robot in bed but I figured she's one of (if not THE) prettiest WGs in Liverpool. I explained how it works, hand the money over etc and to let her take the lead.

He called me an hour later on cloud 9. Whatever they did she sorted him out. I've had mixed responses over this from my mates and my other brother. My other brother is fine with it but thinks I've given him an unrealistic expectation. But then my reasoning is he was a virgin at 30yo. Unless he goes with WGs I can't see him having sex at all.

Your thoughts?

after reading this it makes you think how lucky we are being "normal" well done

hungrypunt · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2018, 10:42:48 am »

Well he knows how to wank now MJ, lifesaver mate, well done.

What next MMF you and him

Goldfinch · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2018, 11:00:19 am »

Quote from: hungrypunt on August 25, 2018, 10:42:48 am

What next MMF you and him

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2018, 05:48:47 pm »

Quote

What next MMF you and him

Haha! I make the bookings, and walk him to the door - that's where it ends mate. The last thing I wanna see my brother fucking my regular.

IReallyAm · « **Reply #26 on:** September 08, 2018, 12:26:38 pm »

Quote from: bigmc on August 23, 2018, 08:40:55 pm

Why not set him up with a profile on here, then he can do a review. Hes one of us now

because he will probably be banned for saying the wrong thing ....

blackburnian · « **Reply #27 on:** September 08, 2018, 03:53:52 pm »

Quote from: IReallyAm on September 08, 2018, 12:26:38 pm

because he will probably be banned for saying the wrong thing ....

Strange post to make that - you wouldn't be previously banned and a bit disgruntled with a fresh account .......???

Bb

goldwing1 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 08, 2018, 04:36:05 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on August 27, 2018, 05:48:47 pm

Haha! I make the bookings, and walk him to the door - that's where it ends mate. The last thing I wanna see my brother fucking my regular.

Because it would be embarrassing if he turned out to be better at it than you.

James999 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 08, 2018, 04:41:05 pm »

Surely this has to be one for English Rebecca...………..(If she hasn't retired this week)

He won't have to worry about talking to her, he won't be able to get a fucking word in

And it will likely put him off women for life, thus saving himself a fortune

finn5555 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 08, 2018, 04:51:32 pm »

Quote from: James999 on September 08, 2018, 04:41:05 pm

Surely this has to be one for English Rebecca...………..(If she hasn't retired this week)

He won't have to worry about talking to her, he won't be able to get a fucking word in

And it will likely put him off women for life, thus saving himself a fortune

She could regale him with her amazing medical history and how she continues to make headlines in the BMJ

goldwing1 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 08, 2018, 06:28:56 pm »

Quote from: finn5555 on September 08, 2018, 04:51:32 pm

She could regale him with her amazing medical history and how she continues to make headlines in the BMJ

This one?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

blackburnian · « **Reply #32 on:** September 08, 2018, 06:56:28 pm »

Quote from: goldwing1 on September 08, 2018, 06:28:56 pm

This one?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Yes that's the one

Bb

goldwing1 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 08, 2018, 09:33:01 pm »

Quote from: blackburnian on September 08, 2018, 06:56:28 pm

Yes that's the one

Bb

Just read her blog.
Her quote " my insurance didnt fully cover me so after a £800 bill"
All she has to do is fuck half a dozen blokes, bish bash bosh - job done.

Also, something doesn`t quite add up.
If she`s seriously ill with kidney issues, all of her family, friends and facebook will know about it and be sympathising with her.
Won`t be sympathising with her if they find out she`s fucked 800 blokes for cash and she`s got porn videos on the internet, aye lad, she`s got bags of energy for that.

webpunter · « **Reply #34 on:** September 08, 2018, 09:42:52 pm »

Top effort OP
I hope you've got deep pockets
A bit like having a load of beers with mates. What happens when you break the seal ?

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