Joanne36dd Glasgow - charing Cross

[Larshill1]

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Comms: phoned joanna, she sounded well spoken and polite, she gave me a time and directions and that was that. When I got there I phoned again and she gave me directions right to the door.

Flat:okay, nothing special, clean, discreet, lots of parking outside.

Meet: joanna opened the door and she didn't do the hide behind it thing people usually do. Anyway I went in and she is more attractive than I expected, she was really friendly and chatty, she was wearing a sexy outfit with stockings and I handed over the cash straight away (60 for half an hour) she asked me to undress and lie on my front and she gave me a 5 minute massage with oil, paying particular attention to the arse and baws and rubbing her tits on me. Then she told me to flip over and she had her tits out which are fuckin massive, she made me suck them then slid down and gave me a tit wank, then a bj, then she slid a bag on me and I fucked her missionary then finished in doggy facing the mirror.

All in all it was a really good punt, I'd definitely go back.

[Name Not Found]

Nice review. What would you say age wise? Looks pretty decent for 53(+), but pictures are limited. I take it her tits don't sag down to her knees?

Is she a genuine blonde? Profile says she's 'trimmed' so there should be evidence.

Cheers 

[David1970]

I wonder if it the Joanne who told me she used to work in the New Blythswood. I saw her in a basement flat in the Charing Cross area, 3 women worked there only one on per day, this was about 5/7 years ago.
If it is her and I think it is she want be far off 53 years old.

[Larshill1]

Nice review. What would you say age wise? Looks pretty decent for 53(+), but pictures are limited. I take it her tits don't sag down to her knees?

Is she a genuine blonde? Profile says she's 'trimmed' so there should be evidence.

Cheers 

Sorry missed out some details. She does look her age but shes still attractive, she just looks like a normal mum you would see in the supermarket that's what I liked about her. And she Was pretty well kept downstairs just a triangle of hair that was trimmed. Tits were hanging down a little bit due to the sheer weight of them but nowhere near as saggy as they should be, tits were my favourite part of the meet. She's got a good big Arse aswell.

[Larshill1]

I wonder if it the Joanne who told me she used to work in the New Blythswood. I saw her in a basement flat in the Charing Cross area, 3 women worked there only one on per day, this was about 5/7 years ago.
If it is her and I think it is she want be far off 53 years old.

Could well be the same person but this wasn't a basement flat and she was definitely alone in the flat.

[Name Not Found]

Sorry missed out some details. She does look her age but shes still attractive, she just looks like a normal mum you would see in the supermarket that's what I liked about her. And she Was pretty well kept downstairs just a triangle of hair that was trimmed. Tits were hanging down a little bit due to the sheer weight of them but nowhere near as saggy as they should be, tits were my favourite part of the meet. She's got a good big Arse aswell.

Nice. heading to the West later in the week so will keep an eye out and see if she's available - decent price for 1/2 hour too.  Thanks 

[Jock D]

I wonder if it the Joanne who told me she used to work in the New Blythswood.

Aye...same person.

[Name Not Found]

Aye...same person.

Hmmm. Might have to rethink then. I was hoping for a fresh MILF, but if she's a tired old boot that's been at it for 20 years it may not be quite so appealing 

[Jock D]

Hmmm. Might have to rethink then. I was hoping for a fresh MILF, but if she's a tired old boot that's been at it for 20 years it may not be quite so appealing 

She's probably been at it 30 years ....She's old school and has her set routine...but she's in good nick and if your into older women with masssive natural tits...then they're worth the visit alone.

[muffherwell91]

I visited her at New Blythswood many years ago and while the sex was okay, I did notice she had two odd shaped ’love handles’ around her waist which for me were a bit of a turn off.

[zag69]

I seen her a few times at new blythswood and that basement flat. In the flat were other blythswood girls Joanne, Claire and another one that I can't quite remember. Claire was dynamite I'd love to fuck her again, anyone know if she's still about?

[Happyjose]

Each to their own. My experience was subjectively different - a disinterested prossie, going through the motions and giving possibly the worst paid BJ I’ve had

[Name Not Found]

Each to their own. My experience was subjectively different - a disinterested prossie, going through the motions and giving possibly the worst paid BJ I’ve had

Sounds just like what Jock D said; a set routine that she sticks to. Sounds like I dodged a bullet here then.

[Givememilf]

I've met Joanne a few times. (See prev reviews) she's a lovely lady and really suits my needs. She's mid fifties but looks good for it and her tits and body in general are great. Just what I like. Yes, she appears to have a wee routine to start, funny massage with ball and crack tickling... but once that parts over, it's up to you what happens next. I've fucked her multiple ways and given her a facial, she's game but if you rather lie back and enjoy a pamper she will take control. She's got good chat too for the before and after the action, which stops it being awkward. Also, she's reasonably priced, her flat is good and there is ample parking.

In other words, one of my own go to punts. I like her. I'm sure I'll be back again and again.

Just my take.

[Happyjose]

I've met Joanne a few times. (See prev reviews) she's a lovely lady and really suits my needs. She's mid fifties but looks good for it and her tits and body in general are great. Just what I like. Yes, she appears to have a wee routine to start, funny massage with ball and crack tickling... but once that parts over, it's up to you what happens next. I've fucked her multiple ways and given her a facial, she's game but if you rather lie back and enjoy a pamper she will take control. She's got good chat too for the before and after the action, which stops it being awkward. Also, she's reasonably priced, her flat is good and there is ample parking.

In other words, one of my own go to punts. I like her. I'm sure I'll be back again and again.

Just my take.

Nice of you to break radio silence after being called out by that Falkirk prossie

[Jock D]

Nice of you to break radio silence after being called out by that Falkirk prossie

On the ball today Jose...