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Offline rustpoacher

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Up in London for proper work last week; circumstances lead me to at least check out a super expensive 'perfect' girl for once

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 1 hour £500 agreed (no 30 min option); needed persistence to get through on mobile (way too expensive for my rational logic)

maid at door; flash apartment; greeted in furry or thick bikini or fancy lingerie only despite requesting stockings; was Stacey: incredible gym bunny athletic body- would get you (well me); heavily freckled unlike AW photos; a bit older maybe 5-10yrs but would pass for 30-35 and really fit but I would not say beautiful because facially a little unnatural; tummy beautiful; legs odd unnatural shape

A very fit girl indeed but lots of cosmetic surgery that didn't look right: nose, boobs, lips too big; some liposuction trails which look anatomically wrong.

Lead to shower with every luxury but from then on downhill; dark room; dark bathroom and different girl comes in later to check I can work shower wearing just a silk robe/kimono ; nearly Stacey but not; same cosmetic surgery I reckon but defo different girl even though punting for a while now, they can begin to look similar ;-)

later snooping revealed possibly switched with this girl External Link/Members Only

anyhow, no way was a taking reduced anything for £500; I explained nothing; asked for a couple of mins to dry off "I'm shy" then dressed sharpish & legged it fast without even hesitation with several girls yelling at me by time I had reached door. £500 is at least 6 punts for me these days.

a few rude texts received and £500 in my jeans pocket; escaped & frankly relieved

VFM: 0% or n/a
Return: No but suspect I cannot anyway
Service: switched so very poor but NEUTRAL because I didn't have service which may well have been excellent but at £500 it has to be the 'as booked' Porsche not the Ford ST
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You must be off your rocker even thinking about spending 500 notes on a woman approaching 40

Offline The Film Director

..and has gone up in price by £200/hr since last year (the prevous review).  What the fuck is going on?  :scare:

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..and has gone up in price by £200/hr since last year (the prevous review).  What the fuck is going on?  :scare:

she got outed didn't she so is cashing in on her name... she's done legalporno and fake taxi now and her fitness modelling name is bringing all the boys to the yard.

So combination of cashing in on her name and now being a Pornostar.

Offline magnetico

So Stacy opened the door and then swapped with Chessie?
What kind of B&S is that?
Did you ask Chessie to get Stacy back?

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So Stacy opened the door and then swapped with Chessie?
What kind of B&S is that?
Did you ask Chessie to get Stacy back?

Do you actually believe this story?


Offline Belgarion

Saw her fake taxi video and that was it for me.

I find her very unattractive and would not even shag her for free

Offline Avg_Joe

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that's 2 less that will be cluttering my search results, thanks.
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Do you actually believe this story?

No I find it hard to believe. Am I missing something. So Stacey opened the door and didn't think you'd notice the difference when she switched with Chessie? Cause as you said

nearly Stacey but not; same cosmetic surgery I reckon but defo different girl even though punting for a while now, they can begin to look similar ;-)

C'mon did that really happen or did you leave when a woman you hadn't booked simply checked in on you being able to use the shower?


Offline dubhcarr

ha ha OP this just tickled me.......sobered up just in time..........well played for comming to your senses...... :hi:

Offline beanfarmer05

I still think she is a "he" or was at some point in the past

Offline magnetico

So Stacey opened the door and didn't think you'd notice the difference when she switched with Chessie?
Extremely weird review  :thumbsup:

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Offline king tarzan

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Who the fuck in there right mind would pay £500 p/h for this minghy rust pot?  :dash: :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare:
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Who the fuck in there right mind would pay £500 p/h for this minghy rust pot?  :dash: :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare:
Indeed. At the end of the day its a fuck. Paying a lot as I know to my cost doesn't mean you are going to get a top performance either.
I mean OP. 500 sovs for a fuck................................ :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline harry1980

Fair play for legging it but agree with everyone £500 for a punt is just ludicrous! Also this is defo a negative all day long - swapping the girl within a few mins of arrival???

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Good grief, no sex is worth that come on.

Then you factor in who you're paying for!

She's alright but nothing more.

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i know she reads this forum so maybe she can enlighten us?
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Offline puntingpumping1920

I just went on her twitter and she tweeted this review is fake
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Offline magnetico

The review makes no sense so I wouldn't be surprised if it was made-up...

Rustpoacher is reading UKP but doesn't feel like explaining that ludicrous B&S

Offline rustpoacher

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Indeed. At the end of the day its a fuck. Paying a lot as I know to my cost doesn't mean you are going to get a top performance either.
I mean OP. 500 sovs for a fuck................................ :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

yes, yes, ok but I'd had an extremely profitable deal that day and I had travelled 5 hrs to London Y& I was floating etc.. Wives are stupidly expensive and poor service too? ;-)

I'm partial to a nice tummy & as a punter I ignore WG faces as much as possible but 'used to be a man' may explain a lot of what I puzzled over anatomically..
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Offline claretandblue

the idea of stacey disappearing and chessie kay coming in is extremely weird and hard to believe, surely you would just say you are not stacey the girl I have booked to see? :dash:

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the idea of stacey disappearing and chessie kay coming in is extremely weird and hard to believe, surely you would just say you are not stacey the girl I have booked to see? :dash:

Does not matter who you see as you will be shortchanged as usual... :lol: :lol:
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the idea of stacey disappearing and chessie kay coming in is extremely weird and hard to believe, surely you would just say you are not stacey the girl I have booked to see? :dash:

Certainly your approach is viable but from experience I have come to decide that once I sniff a con, I leave. Had Stacey come back to replace chessie I would have expected very poor service after all she had just tried to scam me?
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Offline E-Milio

99% sure this bird used to work with an agency (MA), ages ago