Author Topic: NaughtyNottsNympho - Avoid  (Read 2087 times)


6 review(s) for NaughtyNottsNympho (4 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

bobsuper

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Decided to see NaughtyNotts as there was a lack of talent in my local area. It was going to be a 60 miles drive to her though. Madness I know. But the little man was dictating me, not my reason. I left home early so that I could reach her place at least 15 minutes before the booking. However, two lanes were closed on the motorway, leading to massive traffic. It was clear that I was going to be late. I texted her about one hour before the booking to warn her that I would be 20 minutes late due to traffic. She started sending me some long-winded texts, telliing me that she was unhappy that I was going to be late as she had turned down other clients to see me. I was driving so could not reply. But I smelled BS right there. She only had 5 feedbacks on AW, the last one in April 2018. Not sure where all those clients suddenly landed from?  :unknown: Especially on the day I decided to book. I should have walked.

As predicted, I reached her street 20 minutes late. Got her house number and took some time to find her house. Finally got there, and I apologised for the lateness. I politely asked if I could freshen up first. We then headed to her bedroom where we exchanged money at 12.30. She told me that she was going to Wales afterwards. So I asked her if we could still go ahead with the one hour booking. She said it was unlikely. So I went for 45 minutes and handed her £100. Now, she has a massive arse. That got me and the little man excited. She climbed on top and started to rub her tits on me. She then kissed me for a bit. But it was not DFK.

We then got undressed. However, it then became clear that she was huge with a protruding belly. And to make matters worse, she was covered in scars all over her legs, torso, and breasts, probably from some disease that causes rash. Whilst I sympathise with her, I wouldn't have stayed if I had seen those scars earlier.  :scare: And those tits are definitely not J cup, more like E or F. She proceeded to blow me. Now, this is the most mediocre BJ I've had. She was sucking only the head part and very very slowly as well. At that rate, 45 minutes would elapse and I still wouldn't cum. I like to pop first before later having sex. So I decided to take matters in my own hand, literally, and got her to suck my balls while I wanked into her gaping mouth. She duly swallowed.

We rested on the bed for a bit. I then asked her to make me hard again. She tried to give me OWO again. But like before, her BJ was so professionally inept that the little man was failiing to rise to the occasion. She even gave up after a few minutes and just stared at me. Very unenthusiatic  :thumbsdown: So again, I had to take the initiative. Got her to kiss my neck and this always does the trick. Condom on and we had sex with her on top, doggy and missionary. But I was struggling to look at her scarred body. I grabbed her arse and it felt rubbery, due to being covered with layer after layer of fats. Got tired in missionary and asked her to swap. She stood her and checked her watch. She then told me that I had only 5 minutes left. So I finished in her mouth again.

I asked her if I could use her shower. She hesitated and then said yes. Had a quick shower and got dressed. As soon as I came out of her bathroom, she came to her and told me that I have stayed for 1 hour and 20 minutes and that I will have to pay for one hour, which is £130. At that point, I thought to myself: has she gone nuts?  :wackogirl: It was 13.20. I told her I was there for 50 minutes, but that I did ask for her permission to use the shower, to which she had agreed. She replied that I had booked for 12.00 and even though I was late, I had stayed till 13.20  :dash: Well, I wasn't going to get scammed in broad daylight, by some fat WSG with a dusty phone. I told her there was no chance she was getting £30 extra. She said she would not see me again (mutual feelings  :P) and I walked out of her house. She did not even say bye. Fearing she might called her pimp on me, I quickly walked to my car and drove off.

Positives:
Big arse
Swallowed

Negatives:
Scars all over body
Bad attitude
Not enthusiastic
Mediocre blowjob
Asking for more money

Would I recommend? No
She did not apprecate the fact that I was late due to circumstances beyond my control and that I had driven 60 miles to see her. Especially when she got a dusty phone. There is a previous review where she got a client to wait for ages, without seeing him. She therefore has double standards. She ask to be treated fairly but can't treat others fairly. But her trying to scam me is the last straw really. Avoid.

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What a dreadful attitude towards a client. Sorry you to hear you made a long trip to Notts for such a poor punt. As you say, this is one to avoid. She’s on UKP and always touring for busunless so I too doubt her claims about turning other bookings away.

Offline wantkinkyfun

I tried to book her recently but she was busy and now probably won't try again.

Offline jsnsummer

Point of note, you can see the "scars" looking at her pictures. They look like stretch marks to me from gaining then losing a lot of weight quickly.....not my cup of tea at all.

Thanks for the warning.

vw

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Predicable conclusion after her comments here.

Sorry you missed them or were encouraged by the usual suspects cheering her on

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199130.msg2064522#msg2064522

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Predicable conclusion after her comments here.

Sorry you missed them or were encouraged by the usual suspects cheering her on

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199130.msg2064522#msg2064522

Thanks for pointing this out to me. I didn't go through the whole thread and therefore missed her comments. While I empathise with her about her mental condition, it doesn't explain why she would ask for more money without prior agreement. And if she insists on being a clockwatcher, then she is ruining her own business.

Offline finky

This one has been on my todo list but I always had this feeling that the sales pitch was too good to be true.

Offline Newtothisstuff

She used to be on my list but I noticed that as well as the problems cropping up on here with her, there were one or two showing on UKE.  She seemed to be concentrating on organising 'parties' and several of them didn't seem to go ahead as planned. So I binned her.

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Hiya, I expected this review.
This was one of the worst clients I have ever had. He was rude, demanding and entitled from first contact through to the end of the booking. He ANNOUNCED he would arrive 20mins late 30mins before booking start time, with no apology, and did so. Can you even imagine if an escort did the same? Haggled price down to 45min rate on arrival, then proceeded to stay an additional hour on top of the 20min delay, then afterwards refused to meet in the middle and at least give me my 1h rate for the 1h20 he had taken of my time. Before booking demanded fresh photos (which I eventually provided, not wanting a look and go), and said he was happy with my figure etc at the time and also during the booking. He is only trying to make out the service was bad because I asked him to settle up afterwards, after he underpaid and overstayed. Already left him a negative review on AW, hence him trying to be vindictive here. If the blowjob was not as enthusiastic as normal it was because of your poor hygiene (and having refused the shower). I did my best despite your constant rudeness and attitude, and the fact you overstayed and underpaid but kept trying to say "maybe I'll give you more when I book you again" (not happening, as I made it clear - blacklisted) was ridiculous. Haggling over £30 when you've wasted so much of my time is a joke. I decided to not argue further and just wanted you to leave - I did not force you to pay me the original agreed rate, I really don't understand your problem. You insisted on coming twice, despite being well over time and kept trying to push my boundaries. Honestly, I don't want any client who takes this review as gospel - either you treat me with respect, arrive on time, shower beforehand and leave after your time, or I'm going to be unimpressed with you. Taking 1h20m and refusing to pay for more than 45m is unacceptable. I never want to see you again, or anyone who thinks that this is acceptable.
Jessica x

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You failed to mention that he left you with two positive notes..... Big Arse and the fact that you swallowed.

Why is that you EXPECTED this review?


Gets popcorn out.....

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Hiya, I expected this review.
This was one of the worst clients I have ever had. He was rude, demanding and entitled from first contact through to the end of the booking. He ANNOUNCED he would arrive 20mins late 30mins before booking start time, with no apology, and did so. Can you even imagine if an escort did the same? Haggled price down to 45min rate on arrival, then proceeded to stay an additional hour on top of the 20min delay, then afterwards refused to meet in the middle and at least give me my 1h rate for the 1h20 he had taken of my time. Before booking demanded fresh photos (which I eventually provided, not wanting a look and go), and said he was happy with my figure etc at the time and also during the booking. He is only trying to make out the service was bad because I asked him to settle up afterwards, after he underpaid and overstayed. Already left him a negative review on AW, hence him trying to be vindictive here. If the blowjob was not as enthusiastic as normal it was because of your poor hygiene (and having refused the shower). I did my best despite your constant rudeness and attitude, and the fact you overstayed and underpaid but kept trying to say "maybe I'll give you more when I book you again" (not happening, as I made it clear - blacklisted) was ridiculous. Haggling over £30 when you've wasted so much of my time is a joke. I decided to not argue further and just wanted you to leave - I did not force you to pay me the original agreed rate, I really don't understand your problem. You insisted on coming twice, despite being well over time and kept trying to push my boundaries. Honestly, I don't want any client who takes this review as gospel - either you treat me with respect, arrive on time, shower beforehand and leave after your time, or I'm going to be unimpressed with you. Taking 1h20m and refusing to pay for more than 45m is unacceptable. I never want to see you again, or anyone who thinks that this is acceptable.
Jessica x

Never ever your fault, is it

Offline Sonny Crockett

Hiya, I expected this review.
This was one of the worst clients I have ever had. He was rude, demanding and entitled from first contact through to the end of the booking. He ANNOUNCED he would arrive 20mins late 30mins before booking start time, with no apology, and did so. Can you even imagine if an escort did the same? Haggled price down to 45min rate on arrival, then proceeded to stay an additional hour on top of the 20min delay, then afterwards refused to meet in the middle and at least give me my 1h rate for the 1h20 he had taken of my time. Before booking demanded fresh photos (which I eventually provided, not wanting a look and go), and said he was happy with my figure etc at the time and also during the booking. He is only trying to make out the service was bad because I asked him to settle up afterwards, after he underpaid and overstayed. Already left him a negative review on AW, hence him trying to be vindictive here. If the blowjob was not as enthusiastic as normal it was because of your poor hygiene (and having refused the shower). I did my best despite your constant rudeness and attitude, and the fact you overstayed and underpaid but kept trying to say "maybe I'll give you more when I book you again" (not happening, as I made it clear - blacklisted) was ridiculous. Haggling over £30 when you've wasted so much of my time is a joke. I decided to not argue further and just wanted you to leave - I did not force you to pay me the original agreed rate, I really don't understand your problem. You insisted on coming twice, despite being well over time and kept trying to push my boundaries. Honestly, I don't want any client who takes this review as gospel - either you treat me with respect, arrive on time, shower beforehand and leave after your time, or I'm going to be unimpressed with you. Taking 1h20m and refusing to pay for more than 45m is unacceptable. I never want to see you again, or anyone who thinks that this is acceptable.
Jessica x

What a liar. Typical response.

Offline Bangers and Gash

I'm smelling some serious bullshit here.  :wackogirl:

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Penny just dropped. I'm not clued-up on the doings of UKE members, but isn't she the daft bint who called punters ''saddos and losers'' just as she triumphantly announced her retirement from hooking...…. only to sheepishly re-appear a few months later.  :sarcastic:

Offline wantkinkyfun

She has a seriously bad attitude. If one of my clients turns up late because of a traffic or other problem, I don't try to bill them for being late, especially when they have had the decency to call and inform me they are running late. It is the type of behaviour that will quickly lose you all your clients.

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Penny just dropped. I'm not clued-up on the doings of UKE members, but isn't she the daft bint who called punters ''saddos and losers'' just as she triumphantly announced her retirement from hooking...…. only to sheepishly re-appear a few months later.  :sarcastic:

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:hi:

Cheers our kid. I just skimmed the review and, as usual, didn't click on any links.  :hi:

What a great memory I have - considering I'm an old bastard.  :drinks:

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She has a seriously bad attitude. If one of my clients turns up late because of a traffic or other problem, I don't try to bill them for being late, especially when they have had the decency to call and inform me they are running late. It is the type of behaviour that will quickly lose you all your clients.
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Exactly!

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There are always two sides. To be fair this punter does sound like a bit of a dick.

vw

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There are always two sides. To be fair this punter does sound like a bit of a dick.

And Sherwood delivers.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:  :crazy:


Offline InMefan

Hiya, I expected this review.
This was one of the worst clients I have ever had. He was rude, demanding and entitled from first contact through to the end of the booking. He ANNOUNCED he would arrive 20mins late 30mins before booking start time, with no apology, and did so. Can you even imagine if an escort did the same? Haggled price down to 45min rate on arrival, then proceeded to stay an additional hour on top of the 20min delay, then afterwards refused to meet in the middle and at least give me my 1h rate for the 1h20 he had taken of my time. Before booking demanded fresh photos (which I eventually provided, not wanting a look and go), and said he was happy with my figure etc at the time and also during the booking. He is only trying to make out the service was bad because I asked him to settle up afterwards, after he underpaid and overstayed. Already left him a negative review on AW, hence him trying to be vindictive here. If the blowjob was not as enthusiastic as normal it was because of your poor hygiene (and having refused the shower). I did my best despite your constant rudeness and attitude, and the fact you overstayed and underpaid but kept trying to say "maybe I'll give you more when I book you again" (not happening, as I made it clear - blacklisted) was ridiculous. Haggling over £30 when you've wasted so much of my time is a joke. I decided to not argue further and just wanted you to leave - I did not force you to pay me the original agreed rate, I really don't understand your problem. You insisted on coming twice, despite being well over time and kept trying to push my boundaries. Honestly, I don't want any client who takes this review as gospel - either you treat me with respect, arrive on time, shower beforehand and leave after your time, or I'm going to be unimpressed with you. Taking 1h20m and refusing to pay for more than 45m is unacceptable. I never want to see you again, or anyone who thinks that this is acceptable.
Jessica x


I'm pretty sure on one previous negative review you received on here a client tried to see you and was left waiting forever and you fell asleep and wasted his time so double standards, also I've had loads of bookings where an escort has been late, some have been half hour late but the time has always started from the time I arrive at the door, this has also been the case on the few occasions I have been late too. OP already said he texted you in advance saying he was going to be late, his booking was 45 minutes so he paid the right fee and it is very rude and unfair of you to demand him to pay for the hour.