External Link/Members OnlyMy first visit to the place. Calling it 'Directors Lodge' is a piece of marketing brilliance; it conjures up an image of a gentlemen's retreat in a leafy country estate. In fact, it's a typically shabby provincial knocking shop. But it's convenient - only 5 minutes or so from the motorway - in a quiet part of a small, quiet town and the entrance is discreet and anonymous. You have to ring the bell and wait to be let in, but it's out of sight anyway. It looked a bit shabby inside, too, but there was nothing wrong with the room; spacious, clean, a nice four-poster bed and a couple of big mirrors at the sides. Just the job.
Paige is an attractive blonde, possibly in her mid-thirties. She might have had her lips done. Is it collagen they have injected? She's petite, 5'2 or 5'3 with her shoes off, with a beautifully proportioned body to match. Size 8, perhaps. Nice legs, beautifully rounded, fleshy backside ideal for spanking, nicely rounded, pert boobs, natural as far as I could tell. Not gym-bunny hard but soft and feminine. It's a very desirable body.
But it's covered in ink. We wouldn't get far with our hobby if we were too prissy about a few tattoos, and usually I barely notice, but this was too much and I found it off-putting. Her previous reviewers had chosen not to mention it. No-one wants to compromise a girl's anonymity by describing the what and where of her tattoos in great detail, but I do think it's something a potential punter might want to know, especially when there are no clues in the girl's profile photo's. The ironic thing is that as we were having a cuddle and a chat to start things off she mentioned that she also worked two days a week at Victoria House, in Lutterworth. It's a place I'm familiar with, and this was news to me, but her stage name there is Holly. I'd no idea it was the same girl, in fact I'd given 'Holly' a miss because a previous reviewer
had mentioned all the artwork. Punting is full of surprises.
External Link/Members OnlyShe's good fun, though. She might be the same with everybody, but I suspect she taps into the 'vibe' of each individual customer and plays it accordingly. She certainly tapped into mine; neither of us took it terribly seriously and had a bit of a laugh throughout. She has an engaging personality, a dry, self-deprecating sense of humour and a dirty laugh. I liked her.
The punt followed my usual drill. A good, crisp, over-the-knee spank, blowjob, cowgirl, heels-to-heaven missionary and doggie style. A couple of things worth pointing out; I'd already told her I didn't go in for all the gfe stuff, and as she was rolling on the condom she said she didn't do OWO anyway. I know a lot of guys insist on it, so bear that in mind. She's incredibly supple; at one point, just to show off, she had her heels behind her ears. Pretty spectacular, and it would sure brighten up 'Britain's got Talent'. Finally, she was meticulous in cleaning me up afterwards. She'd had to finish me off by hand, so it wasn't in the bag, and she must have used half a box of tissues getting me spick and span. I've known girls just toss a couple of Kleenex on the bed and leave me to it, so it was a nice touch.
So it's only the tattoos that make it a 'neutral' rather than a 'positive' rating. Relatively expensive though; up the road at GFE in Sheffield you'll get half an hour all-inclusive for £60. Here, including door fee, I paid £82. I wouldn't visit Paige again, but if the artwork doesn't bother you then she has a lot to recommend her.
