JACKIES Manchester the worst parlour? If not then which is?

[Mancunian99]

Jackies for me has to be the worst parlour I've been to for variety. There's seems to be the same old names week in week out. I'll enquire every now and again over the phone and the it's the same Rota over and over. I would not mind if any offered a bit of GFE but they all seem to be very vanilla in the services on offer. Yet I keep trying on the off chance there may be a new bird 

In terms of Parlours and how they look I suppose Picadilly Club to me looks a total pile of wank. There is another opposite ancoats Toys R Us, csnt remember the name but recall walking up there and a Black guy letting me in....absolute grim place.

I need to add some reviews for the couple of times that I have ended up with a lady from Jackies 

[Treehouse]

For me its the old cherry's place, down stairs, all concrete floors and caged doors, its like a converted prison.
Doesnt help the one time I went the lass had an attiude like she was on comunity service

[Bustydusty]

Jackies for me has to be the worst parlour I've been to for variety. There's seems to be the same old names week in week out. I'll enquire every now and again over the phone and the it's the same Rota over and over. I would not mind if any offered a bit of GFE but they all seem to be very vanilla in the services on offer. Yet I keep trying on the off chance there may be a new bird 

In terms of Parlours and how they look I suppose Picadilly Club to me looks a total pile of wank. There is another opposite ancoats Toys R Us, csnt remember the name but recall walking up there and a Black guy letting me in....absolute grim place.

I need to add some reviews for the couple of times that I have ended up with a lady from Jackies 

Only good one I’ve seen there was Rosie but she must have been there 20 years now and well into her 50’s

[Blackpool Rock]

Not sure if the thread is supposed to be the worst in Manc or whether it's a NW question in which case some of the Blackpool ones take shitness to another level, just take your pick from the multitude of health hazards on Cookson St 
Most of these places don't even appear to have websites but must be doing OK for business as they keep going despite looking totally unwelcoming from the outside.
I'm sure some of the Blackpool guys can provide a bit of up to date detail on specific parlours as i've totally given up on them so I guess one or two may now be OK 
I did venture into Brooklyn's a few years back and it was decked out well and the girls looked hot (Polish) but only a covered BJ was on offer so I passed.
Last time I went to Natalie's was about 10 years ago and it was absolute shit 

Think most of the Preston parlours are pretty grim too though i've only used VIP for the last 5 years or so

I've become a creature of habit these days and seem to be sticking to the same "safe" parlours that i'm familiar with and know are of a decent / reasonable standard with reasonable girls.
I also want to know where i can park without driving around and around trying to find a space and don't want to venture city centre 
Looks like I only punt at 5 places these days and some of these are only once or twice a year -
Preston VIP - Only a few times a year due to not wanting to see most of the girls, shame as it's only about 20 miles away
GFE Bury - My most visited and the highest standard of decor and girls
LMB - 2nd most visited, needs a good lick of paint but a wide selection of girls on offer
KSG - Only once or twice a year as it's a bit of a pain in the arse to get to from Blackpool with it being the wrong side of the M60, well decked out and some good girls.
50 Shades Prestwich - Only been once a couple of weeks ago and it was like taking a trip down memory lane, what I saw looked good as it was basically the same as back in the Sandy's days, got my eye on a few of the other girls so plan to do a few more punts back here in what was previously my most used parlour 

[ulstersubbie]

Felt the need to respond, even though I am usually a BDSM punter as my username suggests. The worst one in Manchester has to be Tropical Palm on Portland Street. I ventured in once, dog rough receptionist with attitude and a EE girl who looked as miserable as sin, probably trafficked, I don't know. Ugly, dirty place, I didn't hang about!   

[chrishornx]

Not sure if the thread is supposed to be the worst in Manc or whether it's a NW question in which case some of the Blackpool ones take shitness to another level,

Blackpool is complete crap and makes the parlours in Manchester look pretty palatial. Cookson Street is the pits of the earth full of skanky women

Preston isn't far behind Lancs Massage website is a disaster and several locations pretty poor although Abbas in Fulwood is sort of OK.
Preston VIP is no real use now they have moved to such high profile location.

Arabesque in Bury was pretty shit but arguably still  a league above the Blackpool hell holes

[TomTank]

The Blackpool ones get my vote - only saw them from the outside and knew that all the info I'd gleaned off here would be right so didn't go in.

I've had good experiences at Jackies, with Rosie, Maxine, and another couple of names I forget - good value and old school.
Piccadily is not bad value, and typical city centre no GFE.
Far worse for me, are: Chloes Failsworth, Silks Oldham, Gemini Radcliffe, and Silver Lady Eccles.

Not been, but Pandora's doesn't sound too clever either.

[neil1978]

Jackies is a dump, and i have no plans to visit any time soon. I've had some great punts there with Cindy, Summer and Rosie.
If anyone remembers Sandy and Raven who did the realpunting video, well I saw raven there once and she was great aswell.
A few weeks ago I wandered in to Galaxy in Burnage, took one a look around and wandered back out again, in my eyes that place is much worse than Jackies.
There's a place on the A6 just down the road from Jackies called 743 or something like that, wallpaper hanging off the walls and everything, I haven't been for over 10 years so it may have gone now, it was a dump but it had some of the hottest EE girls there, most were miserable and had bad attitudes but there was a couple who were really good.

[Bustydusty]

Jackies is a dump, and i have no plans to visit any time soon. I've had some great punts there with Cindy, Summer and Rosie.
If anyone remembers Sandy and Raven who did the realpunting video, well I saw raven there once and she was great aswell.
A few weeks ago I wandered in to Galaxy in Burnage, took one a look around and wandered back out again, in my eyes that place is much worse than Jackies.
There's a place on the A6 just down the road from Jackies called 743 or something like that, wallpaper hanging off the walls and everything, I haven't been for over 10 years so it may have gone now, it was a dump but it had some of the hottest EE girls there, most were miserable and had bad attitudes but there was a couple who were really good.

I rang galaxy a couple of weeks ago and Karen of “Karen’s” fame was working - I know she must be getting on now but might have a dabble soon

Oh btw she was offering a 2 girl for £60...

[Northerndave666]

The Blackpool ones get my vote - only saw them from the outside and knew that all the info I'd gleaned off here would be right so didn't go in.

I've had good experiences at Jackies, with Rosie, Maxine, and another couple of names I forget - good value and old school.
Piccadily is not bad value, and typical city centre no GFE.
Far worse for me, are: Chloes Failsworth, Silks Oldham, Gemini Radcliffe, and Silver Lady Eccles.

Not been, but Pandora's doesn't sound too clever either.

Chloes in Failsworth has been closed for ages now, at least 6 months, not sure it had a new lick of paint in the many years it was open. Last known as Chantelles. RIP 0161 681 1855 !

[wilburs horse]

Passions and picadilly are both the pits. I wouldn't send a dog in there. Will never go to either again. Silver lady is fine. 2 tidy rooms, shower in each, quieter not raucous with the thin walls and busy reception area like Sheridans. Jackies poor.

[chrishornx]

Passions and picadilly are both the pits. I wouldn't send a dog in there. Will never go to either again. Silver lady is fine. 2 tidy rooms, shower in each, quieter not raucous with the thin walls and busy reception area like Sheridans. Jackies poor.

Piccadilly is palatial compared to Cookson Street  parlours in Blackpool, like comparing the Dorchester to a Best Western

[Dickled]

Piccadilly is palatial compared to Cookson Street  parlours in Blackpool, like comparing the Dorchester to a Best Western

Yes, I don't think Piccadilly is that bad, to me it has this kind of eerie quality, a bit dark and mysterious.
There used to be a place on Oldham Road, Belle Air, and another establishment on Ashton Old Road, Shangri La, which I think were owned by the same bloke, think also he eventually got jailed for using trafficked girls.
Dingy, squalid and seedy is the best you could say about them.

[Blackpool Rock]

Piccadilly is palatial compared to Cookson Street  parlours in Blackpool, like comparing the Dorchester to a Best Western

Cookson St in the early hours of the weekend is more like a Best Western Gunfight 
I did make the mistake about 12 years ago of driving down there at about midnight on a Sunday evening and there was a guy screaming at a girl in an upstairs window while holding a brick in his hand. The girl in turn was screeching a torrent of abuse at him, funnily I decided to pass that parlour by that night (Natalie's  )   

[chrishornx]

Cookson St in the early hours of the weekend is more like a Best Western Gunfight 
I did make the mistake about 12 years ago of driving down there at about midnight on a Sunday evening and there was a guy screaming at a girl in an upstairs window while holding a brick in his hand. The girl in turn was screeching a torrent of abuse at him, funnily I decided to pass that parlour by that night (Natalie's  )   

If Cookson Street is the arsehole of punting areas Natalie's is 100 miles up it

[Forty_Two]

I rang galaxy a couple of weeks ago and Karen of “Karen’s” fame was working - I know she must be getting on now but might have a dabble soon

Oh btw she was offering a 2 girl for £60...

I spent an amazing hour with Karen two weeks ago. I was a regular of hers in her Walkden days.
I had not set eyes on her for fully twenty years.
She's older sure but still a looker and just as chatty.
I'll be returning soon.
There was another very attractive girl there too, very sexy and busty, dressed all in black.
Their website needs an update, not a single pic or even who is available and when.

[blackburnian]

I spent an amazing hour with Karen two weeks ago. I was a regular of hers in her Walkden days.
I had not set eyes on her for fully twenty years.
She's older sure but still a looker and just as chatty.
I'll be returning soon.
There was another very attractive girl there too, very sexy and busty, dressed all in black.
Their website needs an update, not a single pic or even who is available and when.

Good for you , thanks for your reviews giving info back others who have helped you 
You're touting her well 

Bb

[goldwing1]

Chloes in Failsworth has been closed for ages now, at least 6 months, not sure it had a new lick of paint in the many years it was open. Last known as Chantelles. RIP 0161 681 1855 !

Chloes/Chantelles is just down the road from me, used to go in a lot.
It`s a bit of a shit tip and the last time I went, I called up about a threesome, no problem.
Got there, 2 girls on and one of them was pissed out of her head so I buggered off to the Georgian.
lady Janes down the road isn`t any better.

[scutty brown]

Peaches in Blackpool has to be among the worst - my review from last year
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=161894.0

Natalies Sauna just across the road is as bad - its a death trap with exposed wiring, broken floor joists, and on the day I went no water, heat or light. And the women are all junkies

And nearby is Magaluf - my review from a few weeks ago doesn't give the shite seediness justice
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=218572.0
Three in the afternoon on a saturday and they're all waking up from an all-night bender

[wham]

lady jane still open? i read a report somewhere from a punter desciribing how shit it was, and how he heard such a loud fart from the room next door. i think that was me.
i visited elle former jackies star about 8 years ago, was fab. i ve been about 5 times in total only once a good time. i ve been to better squats. unsure if still like that.

[Xam]

lady jane still open? i read a report somewhere from a punter desciribing how shit it was, and how he heard such a loud fart from the room next door. i think that was me.
i visited elle former jackies star about 8 years ago, was fab. i ve been about 5 times in total only once a good time. i ve been to better squats. unsure if still like that.

I used to know the guy that owns/owned lady janes in failsworth (dont know if he still does as i moved out of the area a long time ago) as we drank in the same pub for years...... he always said your not there to look at the wallpaper lol, think he also owned liasions in Rochdale.

[Northmanc89]

Karen’s in whitefield was abit rough but had some great punts there over the years

[lewisjones23]

Peaches in Blackpool has to be among the worst - my review from last year
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=161894.0

Natalies Sauna just across the road is as bad - its a death trap with exposed wiring, broken floor joists, and on the day I went no water, heat or light. And the women are all junkies

And nearby is Magaluf - my review from a few weeks ago doesn't give the shite seediness justice
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=218572.0
Three in the afternoon on a saturday and they're all waking up from an all-night bender

I’d choose a wank every time over any of them 3 options based on what you’ve said

[scutty brown]

Another of the Blackpool Cookson St parlours: Dolly Babes / Twilight Babes. Closure report from a few years back..  External Link/Members Only
Now open as "Babylon", Polish owned using girls of questionable status

[strokeyjoe]

lady jane still open? i read a report somewhere from a punter desciribing how shit it was, and how he heard such a loud fart from the room next door. i think that was me.
i visited elle former jackies star about 8 years ago, was fab. i ve been about 5 times in total only once a good time. i ve been to better squats. unsure if still like that.

Still looks open, I've not been in years though. Used to go in quite a lot when I lived in the area though, was only a 7 minute walk away, lol. Was never the tidiest place and I did notice that the ensuite showers stopped being used and the small room at the back that was covered in mirrors stopped being offered. Had some cracking punts in there though over the years. Might have changed since my last visit though

Joe

[goldwing1]

Still looks open, I've not been in years though. Used to go in quite a lot when I lived in the area though, was only a 7 minute walk away, lol. Was never the tidiest place and I did notice that the ensuite showers stopped being used and the small room at the back that was covered in mirrors stopped being offered. Had some cracking punts in there though over the years. Might have changed since my last visit though

Joe

I was in there for an emergency punt a few months ago after being let down at the last minute.
It`s always been a shit hole.

[chrishornx]

I was in there for an emergency punt a few months ago after being let down at the last minute.
It`s always been a shit hole.

A genuine palace compared to the back street Blackpool holes

[Wickford]

Silks is pretty grim, my first visit was my last 

[Chorley]

A genuine palace compared to the back street Blackpool holes

Yes, I remember having a quick recce the last time I was up there  aroundt 2006. Pretty fucking grim across the board TBH One of the girls I saw looked like an extra from Trainspotting. 
I've heard one of the Thai places is OK though?

[Horizontal pleasures]

A few weeks ago I wandered in to Galaxy in Burnage, took one a look around and wandered back out again, in my eyes that place is much worse than Jackies.

I think Galaxy in Burnage is great, very friendly mature ladies, I have done loads of duos there and even with added receptionist also. I have written some good reviews. I do not get much chance now to visit Mancs.

[scutty brown]

I think Galaxy in Burnage is great, very friendly mature ladies, I have done loads of duos there and even with added receptionist also. I have written some good reviews. I do not get much chance now to visit Mancs.

but we all know you have low tastes and like the slum experience

[Kriss]

Jackies is a dump, and i have no plans to visit any time soon.


A few weeks ago I wandered in to Galaxy in Burnage, took one a look around and wandered back out again, in my eyes that place is much worse than Jackies.

I've not visited either Jackies or Galaxy for a good few years, but I had some fine punts at Jackie's back in the day. It wasn't the Ritz, but it had everything you need for a shag, and as I recall the SPs were all in their 20s.

I went to Galaxy about 15 years ago, mainly because I had an urge to fuck a hairy fanny  It was cheap, and the SP was over 40, and the place smelled a bit damp, but I'd go back again if they had what I wanted. 

[NigelF]

I've not been to most of the parlours mentioned in this thread. But for me, Ladybird's has to be right up there because the service is almost exclusively shit and I've experienced it numerous times (with around 5 different girls) unfortunately. It probably doesn't help that I've only been during the night but that still doesn't make the terrible service anywhere near justifiable.

The 2nd worse for me is probably Galaxy in Burnage because aside from the interior, the "girls" really don't do it for me. However, I can't comment on the service (as I've always walked) so it's definitely a distant 2nd and it might well be fine or possibly even good in that regard (obviously it depends on the exact WG you see though).

On the other side of the coin, I don't find any parlour in Greater Manchester to be particularly great or impressive. They all have numerous girls who are crap or at the very least below average (for a parlour).

[goldwing1]

I've not been to most of the parlours mentioned in this thread. But for me, Ladybird's has to be right up there because the service is almost exclusively shit and I've experienced it numerous times (with around 5 different girls) unfortunately. It probably doesn't help that I've only been during the night but that still doesn't make the terrible service anywhere near justifiable.

The 2nd worse for me is probably Galaxy in Burnage because aside from the interior, the "girls" really don't do it for me. However, I can't comment on the service (as I've always walked) so it's definitely a distant 2nd and it might well be fine or possibly even good in that regard (obviously it depends on the exact WG you see though).

On the other side of the coin, I don't find any parlour in Greater Manchester to be particularly great or impressive. They all have numerous girls who are crap or at the very least below average (for a parlour).

Parlours are just a production line, no real incentive to provide an excellent service - just the minimum, probably why they are at the cheap end of the scale - mind you, if you have to pay for extra`s like kissing OWO etc, can work out more expensive than a decent AW girl where it`s all inclusive.

Ok if you are a bit desperate and need something quick, same with agencies.

[scutty brown]

I.................he 2nd worse for me is probably Galaxy in Burnage because aside from the interior, the "girls" really don't do it for me. However, I can't comment on the service (as I've always walked) so it's definitely a distant 2nd and it might well be fine or possibly even good in that regard (obviously it depends on the exact WG you see though).................

My understanding is that Galaxy is on the verge of sale, so things may change

[rocket88]

My understanding is that Galaxy is on the verge of sale, so things may change

It depends if the 'stock' is included in the sale 

[Horizontal pleasures]

My understanding is that Galaxy is on the verge of sale, so things may change

how do you sell a brothel?

Galaxy has been there for ages, in the 1980s I lived within walking distance of it.

[goldwing1]

how do you sell a brothel?

Galaxy has been there for ages, in the 1980s I lived within walking distance of it.

The Georgian in Oldham, it`s been going from the early 70`s

[Kriss]

how do you sell a brothel?

Galaxy has been there for ages, in the 1980s I lived within walking distance of it.

Didn't SS change hands?