External Link/Members OnlySaw Maya today..wanted to see Rihanna (
External Link/Members Only) or Sara (
External Link/Members Only), but neither responded..went to vivastreet and after looking around squared on Maya..avoided the Brazilian whore house on Iffley Road as recommended by a previos post..
So decided let's TOFTT..but lesson learnt..never see someone listed on vivastreet who hasn't be reviewed at UKP and/or doesn't have a AW profile..will NEVER make that mistake again
Communications: 5/10 - quick responses by text..poor english..lots of "babe"..
Location: Guest house on Abingdon Road..it's on the main road..didn't feel great..as there were people outside the house talking..other residents too...Maya was on the ground floor
Room: 2/10 - untidy..she didn't make the bed after previous punter left..bathroom was shambles..hair all around on the sink, floor etc..should have walked out then itself
Maya: 3/10 - spanish girl..far bigger than the pics..at this point I'm not even sure if the pics are her's..totally out of shape..not even a pleasant face..false eyebrows..bad english..little smile..neutral attitude
Experience: 3/10 - saw her open the door and what was a 30 min session, reduced to 15 mins..like share price dropping instantenously..
..should have left..anyway, paperwork sorted with £40 for P&D..no kissing, no itimacy..very mechanical..no effort on BJ..was almost to the point of pulling her hair and asking her to stop..anyway, somehow got through a shitty BJ..on to missionary, doggy and finished within 10 mins..quick dress up and I was out..for the 1st time ever, felt like wrapping up asap..
Overall: 2/10 - pissed of with myself for not walking out..she wasn't great in anyway - no effort, no smile, no technique..even in P&D's, it can be made memorable..location felt very unesy..main road, people around, guests (family with kids) walking in hall way etc.
Would I recommend - never, unless you want to waste money and time
Let me know if any questions
