External Link/Members OnlyLast min booking, so wasn't 1st choice, but looked hot on the site and just went with it.
First of all, the description on the site - I don't get why Admiral can't just keep basic things updated. Looking at the same girl on Diva, the info is slightly more realistic. But she has reviews dating back to 2014, and they leave 20 as the age. So either everyone on there was fucking a 16-year-old, or they just never update anything (it's the latter).
Price - £150 for 1 hour
Location - The usual place in south ken, shared flat with one other girl.
Appearance - Not 20 certainly. I'd say 25/26. Also not DD tits, no idea where they get this stuff from. Her tits were fine, good handful, soft, natural, nice shape, but also not DD. Her body was nice enough, not super petite girl, but nice size 10 and height of 5'7 about accurate. Problem for me was the lips, she's had them done and they just seem odd and spoil what would have been a fairly pretty face before. She also over paints them, exaggerating them even more. She said she was Latvian I think and that seemed about right.
Experience - Not good really - can usually tell fairly quickly if it's going to be a poor one, and this raised alarms in the first 5 mins. Paid up, tried to start a bit of small talk, but was just getting one word replies. Went to freshen up in shower, and then could just hear 5 mins of shouting outside my door - seemed a heated conversation with flatmate (who I never saw while I was there).
Back to bedroom, she was on bed faffing around on her phone. Tried more small talk, but was not getting anywhere. Told no DFK, so asked for massage. Oiled me up, then very average 3 min massage and then she goes for oral. Offered without, but I asked for OW. 3 mins of average OW and then just decided to get on with it.
Five mins of quite boring sex ensued I'd had enough. Asked if I can CIF, but not on offer, so asked to cum on tits. Try to finish off over her tits, but she seems so worried I might hit her face she holds her hands so low I can barely even see her tits. Basically cum over her stomach and she seems annoyed how much there is.
I go and shower, come out and have one last try and getting her to chat a bit. But not happening, so I just get dressed and go. In and out within 30mins, and managed to fit in 2 showers in that time. Clean towel at least!
