That pussy on the bed ain’t hers (Newbury)

[Bossman01]

Sunday’s are usually fundays but today was a bad day. So arranged a meeting couple days ago for today. Went to address no problems greeted very happily and followed her upstairs. Now I should have walked at this point as the house was like it hadn’t been decorated since the 80s but I carry on up the stairs. An into the bedroom we go she sits on the bed and straightens up the covers revealing the pussy in question a pussy cat that is just laid out. Now i did say oh there’s a cat on the bed expecting her to move it but she just said oh it’s okay she’s relaxing. Well I couldn’t relax with two pussys in the room especially as one could bite me lol so I left.

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Guess now have to go to second option

[Derrick101]

And a barebacker. Think you dodged a bullet there. One for HP I think ?

[piotrskut]

what's the second option, the morgue??! 

[Bossman01]

Hahhaha of to a cemetery to dig someone up with a bit more life In them. Off to Wantage for a massage instead.

[Yellowman1]

What was you thinking? She’s about 90 and openly admits to preferring bareback.

[Rob_wants]

Everyone has their preferred tastes. Definitely not for me on many a level.   

[timsussex]

my first response was - frightened of a cat ?  what a pussy !

but then I looked at the profile - should have gone to Specsavers!

[scouting]

Add VAT onto her quoted age of 67 gives you 80, probably nearer the truth

[Bossman01]

Haha in life you have to tick all boxes that age group is one of my boxes. Just needs a tick in the box and on to my favourites eg Sasha/Gabriella now that’s a gal that could bring the dead back to life.

Sure you all have a tick list