External Link/Members OnlyPaid £60 for 1h of what's been the worst experience of my punting life. Shit girl, shit attitude, shit whatever it was that she is advertising as a massage....
I know with most SPs YMMV, however in this case I can't for the life of me see how anyone can rate her 'service' even as a neutral, let alone a fkin positive.
Size 16 or perhaps 18 with hangers touching her belly button and no butt to speak of. Changed her rather awkward smile to a permanent frown immediately after receiving and stashing away the cash. Proceed to drown me in a rather odd smelling oil. Her idea of body to body is standing by the side and sliding her tits in a straight line from your neck to your bottom.
I always ask nicely what I'm allowed to touch even if the girl is fully naked, and the answer in this instance was a random finger pointed towards one of her butt cheeks. Touching her nipples / around them was forbidden, so was cupping ... 'you can only tough them from the sides'
Decided to end my misery after 20 mins so took a shower and walked.
You've been warned.
